The Man

[PHONES RINGING, BACKGROUND DIALOGUE]

♪ I WOULD BE COMPLEX ♪

♪ I WOULD BE COOL ♪

♪ THEY'D SAY I PLAYED THE FIEL BEFORE I FOUND SOMEONE TO COMMIT TO ♪

♪ FOR ME TO DO ♪

♪ EVERY CONQUEST I HAD MADE WOULD MAKE ME MORE OF A BOSS TO YOU ♪

♪ I'D BE A FEARLESS LEADER ♪

♪ I'D BE AN ALPHA TYPE ♪

♪ WHEN EVERYONE BELIEVES YA ♪

♪ WHAT'S THAT LIKE? ♪

♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪

♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪

♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN...♪

♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ THEY'D SAY I HUSTLED ♪

♪ PUT IN THE WORK ♪

♪ THEY WOULDN'T SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND QUESTION HOW MUCH OF THIS I DESERVE ♪

♪ WHAT I WAS WEARING ♪

♪ IF I WAS RUDE ♪

♪ COULD ALL BE SEPARATED FROM MY GOOD IDEAS AND POWER MOVES ♪

♪ AND THEY WOULD TOAST TO ME, OH ♪

♪ LET THE PLAYERS PLAY ♪

♪ I'D BE JUST LIKE LEO ♪

♪ IN SAINT-TROPEZ ♪

♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪

♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪

♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... ♪

♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT RAKING IN DOLLARS ♪

♪ AND GETTING BITCHES AND MODELS ♪

♪ AND IT'S ALL GOOD IF YOU'RE BAD ♪

♪ AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE MAD IF I WAS OUT FLASHING MY DOLLARS

♪ I'D BE A BITCH, NOT A BALLER ♪

♪ THEY PAINT ME OUT TO BE BAD ♪

♪ SO IT'S OKAY THAT I'M MAD ♪

♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN ♪

♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER IF I WAS A MAN ♪

♪ I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN (COMING AT ME AGAIN) ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... (IF I WAS A MAN...) ♪

♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN (I'D BE THE MAN) ♪

♪ I'M SO SICK OF RUNNING AS FAST I CAN (AS FAST AS I CAN) ♪

♪ WONDERING IF I'D GET THERE QUICKER (IF I WAS A MAN) ♪

♪ AND I'M SO SICK OF THEM COMING AT ME AGAIN (COMING AT ME AGAIN) ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IF I WAS A MAN... ( IF I WAS A MAN...) ♪

♪ THEN I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN (YEAH) ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

♪ ♪

♪ IF I WAS A MAN ♪

♪ [WOMAN'S VOICE] AND CUT [BELL SOUNDS] ♪

♪ I'D BE THE MAN ♪

[ACTOR] EH, JUST CHECKING WAS THAT LAST TAKE MORE WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND

[TAYLOR AS DIRECTOR] PRETTY GOOD, AH COULD YOU TRY TO BE SEXIER?

MAYBE MORE LIKELABLE THIS TIME

[ACTOR] OK, OK NO PROBLEM

[TAYLOR AS DIRECTOR] BY THE WAY EXCELLENT WORK OVER THERE LAUREN THAT WAS ASTONISHING

[LAUREN] THANKS