Think As You Drunk
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Riley Green
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♪♪♪♪♪
♪ Just who the hell do you
think you are ♪
♪ I pay the light bill
in this bar ♪
♪ Hey, whatcha mean
you gonna cut me off ♪
♪ Just shut up and give me that
beer I bought ♪
♪ I got no idea who
took my keys ♪
♪ Or who put this lipstick
on my cheek ♪
♪ I know I might come
off whiskey bent ♪
♪ You're probably thinking
I'm three sheets to the wind ♪
♪♪♪ But, I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪ Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed up cans ♪
♪ No, I can't say my C-B-A's ♪
♪ But I can sing ya every song
that jukebox plays ♪
♪ And I know I can't
stand or sit ♪
♪ But if I was hammered,
could I dance like this ♪
♪ Might have a cold one
in each hand ♪
♪ But I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪ Honey, to be honest,
I've had me a few ♪
♪ I mighta danced with a
cowgirl or two ♪
♪ I mighta left my left boot
at the bar ♪
♪ You mighta seen me laying
out in the yard ♪
♪♪♪♪♪
♪ But I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪ Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed up cans ♪
♪ No, I can't say my C-B-As ♪
♪ But I can sing ya every song
that jukebox plays ♪
♪ And I know I can't
stand or sit ♪
♪ But if I was hammered,
could I dance like this ♪
♪ Might have a cold one
in each hand ♪
♪ But I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪ Well, I mighta started
drinking at noon ♪
♪ But this honky-tonk
don't close til 2 ♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪ And I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪ Don't pay no mind to this
mountain of crushed up cans ♪
♪ No, I can't say my C-B-As ♪
♪ But I can sing ya every song
that jukebox plays ♪
♪ And I know I can't
stand for shit ♪
♪ But if I was wasted,
could I dance like this ♪
♪ Might have a cold one
in each hand ♪
♪ But I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪ Might have a cold one in
all three hands ♪
♪ I ain't as think
as you drunk I am ♪
♪♪♪♪♪
♪ May not be good as
I once was ♪
♪ But I'm as good once
as I ever was ♪
♪♪♪♪♪