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Dr. Linkletter. Sheldon Cooper.
I wanted to let you know I won't be in class
today.
Is everything all right?
Yes. But in the interest of
self-preservation, I've decided to avoid
traveling in motor vehicles.
I'm sure there's a story behind that.
There is.
I don't want to hear it.
So how should we handle today's class?
Well, I'm sure you can get notes from another
student.
Or you could give the lecture to me right
now.
That's preposterous.
Why? We could be creating a new model of
education where students could learn
remotely. It could be the wave of the
future.
Sheldon, it's your responsibility to come to
class, not mine, to bring the class to you.
My meemaw gets cranky like this when she's
hung over. Is that what's happening here?
First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?
I thought Peg answered the phones.
Mom. Yeah.
Something I can help you with?
No, it can wait.
You want the number to the shuttle, don't
you?
Fine. Yes.
Let me get that for you.
Huh? Looking under G for geezer bus and it's
not there.
Oh. That's hilarious.
Maybe it's under. Oh, for old fogies.
You know, you're not being a very Christian
person right now.
I have enough prayers in the bank.
I can coast for a day.
Just give me the number.
All right, now, remember, when you call to
let them know if you need any help getting
upstairs.
Dr. Linkletter wouldn't give me what I
wanted. I couldn't tell on him to his mommy,
but I could to his work.
Mommy.
Sheldon, what can I do for you?
I can't make it to school today.
And I'm concerned about the physics class
I'm missing.
How come you're not here?
I was in a car accident with my meemaw.
Oh, my God, are you okay?
Well, I can't believe you'd use my traumatic
experience to manipulate people.
Really I can.
And then her car had to get towed away.
It was quite a traumatic experience.
Oh, you poor thing. What can I do to help?
If you turn to page 78in the text book, I'll
begin today's lecture.
We should come up with some kind of video
system. So you can see when I raise my hand.
Why don't you just tell me?
Let's try it. Hand raise.
Yes, Sheldon.
That worked great.
Hey, Connie. Waiting for the mail.
Yeah, you know me.
Oh.
Something from Publisher's Clearing House.
Maybe you won.
Yeah. Wouldn't that be something?
You know, people think Publisher's Clearing
House is Ed McMahon, but that's actually a
different company. So, yeah.
Publisher's clearing House is the prize
patrol with a giant check.
Ed McMahon.
It sure is nice talking to you, Edwin.
Bye.
Oh, the church van.
My grandma rides it sometimes.
Edwin. Beat it.
All right. Yep.
One can choose the extended zone scheme.
The reduced zone scheme and raise.
Yes.
I set you up on speakerphone.
So now it's really like I'm learning in the
future.
May I continue?
Ahead. Warp factor five.
That's from Star Trek, which is also in the
future.
Connie Tucker.
Yeah.
Give me one second. I'll help you in.
No, no, I don't need your help.
I'll get it myself.
She opened it all by herself.
Looks like we got a feisty one.
Don't test me.
Oh, yeah. She's feisty.
What?
She's feisty.
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