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I think he cared more about those stupid
chickens than he did me.
Oh, that's not true.
He took them when he left.
Okay, that's a tough one.
Give me a sec.
Why are we talking about this?
We should be having fun.
Actually, it feels good to get it off my chest.
Well, let's get into it.
What happened?
If there's another woman, she's a tramp
and you're way prettier.
No. Although sometimes I wish there was.
Then I'd have someone to be mad at other than myself.
And here I thought this one was going to be the sad sack.
Mom, that is enough.
Oh, there's my little killjoy.
[laughing]
Do you know anything about poker?
No. Well, that's all right.
Neither does this guy.
Good one, Boss.
This is fun.
Good.
Glad you're here.
My dad never let me play cards with him
and then he left.
Sorry, are we still playing?
Because I've got a really good hand.
Danny Tech Support, this is David.
How can I help you?
Hello. I'm having a problem with my Tandy 1000 SL.
What's going on?
I think I have a computer virus.
Well, let's not jump there yet.
Could be lots of things.
What did you see?
Pixels started disappearing
and then a message read, "Disk Destroyer.
Your hard drive is now corrupted."
Yeah, that's a virus.
Oh, dear.
Have you used any unlicensed software lately?
Um, I'm not sure I should answer that without consulting an attorney first.
Hey, hey, I get it.
I play a lot of games.
Not always officially purchased.
I'm just here to help get your computer up and running.
Thank you for understanding, David.
I'm not usually a rule breaker,
but it was Railroad Kingdom,
and I really wanted it because I love trains.
And it was 49.95. My mom said it was too expensive
and I was going to buy it eventually
and Tam said that was good enough
so I got a bootleg copy
and now I have a virus, which I very much deserve.
I'm sorry, who's Tam?
So no one's going to say anything for the rest of the night?
Wouldn't be the first time no one said anything
when the subject of love came up.
I said something.
That doesn't count.
Missy?
If you said I love you to Marcus.
And he said, Samesies, would you be okay with that?
Well...
And before you answer, remember who agreed to take you on a secret date.
Don't ask her. She's a kid.
She held hands and shared her straw.
Are you ready to start dating again?
I think I need some time.
Well, if you change your mind,
there's a gentleman over here at the bar who would
like us to see his butt crack.
[laughing]
So, then was there no big blow up when he left?
Not really.
Well, what happened?
Let's see.
We used to be happy.
Little by little, we weren't.
Then there was bickering.
Then there was silence.
And then
it was over.
I mean
all couples bicker, right?
You worried about you and George?
Of course.
I'm sure you guys will be fine.
And if it doesn't work out,
I'll be happy to introduce you to Buttcrack Bob over here. [laughing]
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