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Okay, Sheldon, try having
a conversation with Billy
about science.
Let's see.
Uh, what do you know
about quantum mechanics?
My dad's a mechanic.
At his shop, he has a calendar
with a bikini lady on it.
Dad...
Instead of losing patience,
act interested
and ask a follow-up question.
Your father's a mechanic.
Interesting.
You know what else
is interesting?
Quantum mechanics.
That describes
the basic particles and forces
that make up reality.
Let's talk about that.
I'm gonna marry
that bikini lady.
I've been working on a theory
about the wave-particle
duality of light.
I have a nightlight
that looks like Spider-Man,
but I don't turn it on.
Go ahead.
Why don't you turn it on?
I'm afraid of spiders.
Yeah, seems like
a good place to stop.
Now what happens?
You go home.
Thank you for your hospitality.
And it was King David.
King David, who-who we read
about in-in Samuel.
And-and-and what did David do?
What did David do?
What did David do?
David danced.
MISSY:
"David danced
"before the Lord
with all his might,
leaping and dancing
before the Lord."
Leaping and dancing.
I'm impressed.
Thank you.
Too bad it's from Footloose.
(chuckles)
What's a footloose?
It is the movie that
Pastor Jeff warned us about
in his talk on the
sins of cinema.
Just let me go to the dance.
I'm sorry. I can't.
I'm never talking to you again!
Did you show your
sister Footloose?
Did it work?
No!
Mm. Then no.
(growls):
Oh!
GEORGE SR.:
Now, when you meet this guy,
you got to shake his hand.
What if I offer a stately bow?
That's how they do it in Asia.
You're shaking his hand.
Then it's a good thing
I brought Old Righty.
(sighs) You're not wearing that
in a restaurant.
Why?
'Cause you don't
make a good impression
by being afraid
to shake hands.
Howard Hughes was a germophobe,
and he did quite well
for himself.
Didn't he go crazy
and save his pee in jars?
Better to have it
and not need it
than to need it and not have it.
You're shaking his hand!
Okay!
(soft chatter)
Haven't been
to many weddings lately.
Mostly funerals.
Yeah, those don't have
an open bar.
(chuckles softly)
I don't know why I'm so excited.
I'm paying for this.
JUNE:
Hey, y'all.
Hi, June!
Don't you look pretty?
Thank you.
I happen to agree.
(chuckling)
Connie, Dale,
this is Justin.
Hi, Justin. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You must be
a friend of my son's.
Actually, he's my date.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Much more fun than a funeral.
HAGEMEYER:
George Cooper,
meet Gary O'Brien,
the antistatic
furniture king.
Hello.
Shocking to meet you.
Don't do that.
And this, of course,
is our physics prodigy,
Sheldon Cooper.
A great pleasure.
ADULT SHELDON:
I had an obligation to fulfill.
So I closed my eyes
and thought of science.
Just like on my honeymoon.
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