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I can't find an umbrella.
What do you need
an umbrella for?
It's gonna be hot and sunny.
I think you've answered
your own question.
Does he really have to
walk around with that?
He's fine.
Leave him be.
You're just begging
to get beat up.
I'm more concerned about the
biggest bully of all: the Sun.
I bet you're disappointed
that cute little
blonde girl got sick
and you're working with me.
I guess.
You're gonna learn
life's like that.
A parade of disappointments.
Is that so?
Yep. Sooner you give up,
the better.
When did you give up?
June 14, 1945.
The man I loved came home
from the war with syphilis.
Now ask me how I found out.
No, thank you.
You must be Cain,
because you're not Abel...
to hit the target.
(laughs)
Oh, hello, Coopers.
Pastor Jeff.
Expecting rain, Sheldon?
No. In this context,
it's a parasol
from the French "para"
meaning "defense from"
and "sol" meaning "sun."
Please, Mary.
No.
Will you dunk him?
Oh, you got it.
You might want to pray
to the Lord for better aim.
I'll get you started.
Uh, Lord, help George Cooper hit
something other than the buffet.
Sorry. Trash talk's
part of the job.
Can I throw one?
Sure.
Okay, now,
remember what I taught you.
Look where you're throwing
and follow through.
Uh-oh!
Dad's bringing in
the big guns.
Let's see what you've got,
little l...
Yes!
(laughs)
Yes!
I am baptized once again.
So...
I shacked up with him anyway.
Uh-huh.
I mean, what choice did I have?
I was pregnant
with I don't know whose baby.
Uh-huh.
Sleeping on my cousin
Arlene's couch.
Which was in her front yard.
Uh-huh.
(crowd cheering)
Why, Lord?
Six in a row!
I taught her how to do that.
MAN:
(laughs) I bet you did.
This is a lot of fun,
but why don't we let
somebody else take a shot?
CROWD (chanting):
Missy! Missy!
Missy! Missy! Missy!
Missy! Missy!
(cheering)
Seven!
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