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Dr Sturgis this is Sheldon you're wrong
and I can prove it
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so
it is so
all right little man Bring It On
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go ahead Sheldon I'm all ears well when
I'm done you're going to be all tears
okay fellas let's keep it civil you
claim that the only way to calculate the
magnetic field in qcd units is using
Maxwell's equations but you're
completely discrediting energy density
aren't you still off buy a factor of
3.54 which would seem insignificant when
examined closely you realize that it's
the square root of 4 times pi your point
being rationalized and non-rationalized
units differ by four times pi anyone
with the basic knowledge of electric and
magnetic fields would know that I'm lost
are we still being civil it's all right
Connie Sheldon's trying to justify his
shortcut not a shortcut a more elegant
and efficient method to achieve the
correct answer
the effort young man
treat me like a child treat me like a
colleague
fine
this is the stupidest thing I've ever
seen
come come in come in
you like chalkboards huh indeed I do in
fact I even have one in the bathroom you
never know when inspirational strike I
may be the luckiest boy in East Texas I
know it's Thursday so dinner will be
spaghetti and hot dogs and for fun I
have a few episodes of Cosmos recorded
forgot maybe I am the luckiest wife
watching Cosmos while we're eating
dinner am I weak because this feels like
a dream oh not for me in my dreams I'm
usually running for my life from a giant
praying mantis
that's the insect where the female leads
the male after mating it is
I think I understand why you're not
married
do you believe there's intelligent life
in the universe I have no doubt
why is that the Drake equation claims
that there are at least 20 detectable
civilizations in our Milky Way galaxy
alone
interesting
my sister likes to say that I'm an alien
I've often been called that
once by the praying mantis in my dream
maybe we are aliens perhaps
or maybe people like you and me were the
original inhabitants of Earth and
everyone else is from outer space
well I like that better
in the cars
after dinner wanna toast marshmallows on
a Bunsen burner good gosh yes
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is this new
here
Dr Sturgis
oh Sheldon so nice to see you I think
you tripped and hit your head I'm a bit
woozy I better test for concussion
what's your name John Birches Sturgis
Burgess Sturgis great name thank you
who's the president of the United States
George Herbert Walker Bush I like
Burgess Sturgis better because it Rhymes
sure last question what is the only
fermion that may not have an
anti-particle the neutrino of course I'm
gonna rule out concussion to be fair it
was an easy question true wait here I'm
going to go get some ice to your head
and I'll fix you a hot beverage
oh there's a there's an Earl Gray tea
bag in the sink I think it still has
some oomph in it here's a pineapple it's
a symbol of hospitality dating back to
the 1700s thank you how tropical
Dr Sturgis hello hi oh did you know the
pineapple is a symbol of hospitality as
a matter of fact I did you're welcome
hey John what do you say you and I go
grab a beer but we haven't cut open the
pineapple yet you boys go ahead we'll
eat the pineapple another time but we
haven't had a chance to talk about
science ooh can Sheldon come can I no oh
hello I'm having a scientific argument
with someone and I need your help I do
love a good science fight as a devolved
to name-calling it yes I called him a
Pongo pygmias oh a born in orangutan
that is a creature who would be very bad
at science well done I know so how can I
help I posted a theory on the collapse
of wave function we've been arguing back
and forth and he's saying that my
probabilities come out negative all
right
have you considered that negative
probabilities can still have meaning
another idea I can argue that negative
problem
apps I'm gonna destroy him with this and
when you do feel free to call him a
scarabeas fiennia a dung beetle oh I so
admired your mind back at you little man
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