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My son, the college freshman.
I can't believe it.
How can you not believe it?
You had to sign
my vaccination form.
Right.
So, what do you
want to do first?
I was thinking we could
start at the bookstore,
try and beat the lines.
I agree about the lines,
but what do you mean "we"?
I mean you and me.
This is my first day.
I can't be seen
walking around campus
with my mommy.
Well, it's only orientation.
Yes, and I'm quite capable
of handling everything
that I need to get done today
on my own.
I'm sure you are.
I just figured,
with Dr. Sturgis not around,
it might be nice if I could be.
No one else's mother
is going to be.
You don't know that.
Well, I know mine isn't.
(sighs) You might want
to watch the attitude
to the person who's
driving you there.
Not all the way there.
Drop me off a block away
so no one sees us together.
Sorry, I am not leaving you
alone your first day.
Yes, you are.
For someone going into college,
you are acting very childish.
Maybe it just appears that way
because you see me
with my mommy.
Oh...
Boy, I remember putting one of
these together for Georgie.
It is great having
y'all next door.
Did you not hear me yelling
at Georgie last night?
It's okay. I'm sure
you'll hear our little one
crying soon enough.
Missy was a crier.
Sheldon just learned
to talk and said,
"Father, I have soiled myself."
Well, he's a miracle
in his own way.
Oh, you just put a positive spin
on everything, don't you?
Kind of goes with
the pastor territory.
Okay.
What if I said
Mary and I have not had
a real vacation
since we had kids?
I like to believe
starting a family
will be the most rewarding
adventure of all.
You're good. (chuckles)
You could not be more wrong,
but you're good.
("I'm Free"
by The Soup Dragons playing)
♪ Freedom ♪
♪ I'm free to do
what I want... ♪
Can you show me where
the used physics textbooks are?
Follow me.
Normally I would prefer
a fresh new textbook,
but my father is a high
school football coach.
Which is another way
of saying we're poor.
Here you go.
♪ I say love me ♪
♪ Hold me... ♪
Who owned this, a werewolf?
WOMAN (over radio):
Let's talk about the weather.
It's going to be
a beautiful sunny day today
with temps reaching
a high of 97.
Gross.
In other news, President Bush
will be traveling to Waxahachie
later this month
to visit the site
of a new supercollider.
Scientists are hopeful this will
lead to exciting discoveries
in the world of part...
(knock on door)
What?
You said you'd show me
how to hot-roll my hair.
Oh, right.
You still want to do that?
You're cranky.
So maybe I shouldn't be putting
hot rollers on your head.
Meh, you're always cranky.
Let's do this.
SHELDON:
Not so bad.
I would have highlighted that.
And someone drew genitals.
(pop music playing quietly
over speakers)
Oh. Mrs. Cooper?
Oh, hi.
Sam.
Yes, of course.
Oh, from, um,
Sheldon's physics class.
How are you?
Oh, I'm-I'm good. Yeah.
What brings you here?
(chuckles)
Sheldon's freshman orientation.
Oh, sure.
Mm-hmm.
You didn't want to go with him?
I did, but, uh,
he made it very clear
that he did not want me
anywhere near him today.
Well, I don't know Sheldon well,
but he can be a little...
Rude, obnoxious, condescending?
Oh, hey, I do know him. (laughs)
(chuckles)
So are you just gonna sit here?
Uh, well, just until it's time
to drive him home.
Well, I can show you
around campus.
No, no, that's okay.
Yeah, no.
Come on.
I'll buy you a school shirt.
(chuckles): Oh, he would be
mortified to see me
wearing one of those.
That's why I'm offering.
Let's go.
(chuckles):
Well, yeah.
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