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It's the prize bell.
What do you think the prize is?
You get to go home.
Is the joke that leaving
would be a reward?
Yes.
- I get that joke.
Now for a Psalm 100 bookmark.
Who can name the 12 apostles?
Billy.
Sleepy. Grumpy.
Doc.
- Those are dwarfs.
Anyone else?
Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid
bookmark.
They probably don't even know Psalm 100.
What a book is.
How about six apostles?
Just give me six.
I'll settle for three and I'll spot you Judas.
I don't even care about church and
I can name them all.
So can I.
No you can't. Yes I can.
I can even do it in alphabetical order.
Well, I can name them in the order they
appear in the book of Matthew.
Paige? Yes.
Peter. Andrew.
James, son of Zebedee.
John. Philip.
Bartholomew. Thomas.
Matthew. James, son of Alphaeus.
Thaddeus. Simon and Judas.
And that's the order that they appear in the
book of Matthew.
Fantastic! You just won yourself a Psalm 100 bookmark.
Thank you. I love that song.
You would think winning a Nobel Prize in
physics would make this moment meaningless to me.
But all these years later, it still
burns my butt.
Why would Paige get competitive
over Bible trivia?
She doesn't care about that.
Maybe she just wanted that bookmark.
Yeah, I wanted this.
What would Jesus do? Slap bracelet.
Ouch.
I liked it better when she and I were
making fun of everything.
You might have more fun
if you participated too.
I will participate.
Great.
If Paige wants to go head to head on Bible
trivia, she picked the wrong, fat filled
atheist to mess with.
- Right.
Well, it's very colorful.
Not just colorful.
Patriotic.
It's also a little gross.
It just needs a little shampoo.
But check out the best part.
Wanna try it out?
In front of your parents house?
That's what's so great.
We can drive it anywhere.
Empty field, abandoned parking lot.
Wherever love takes us.
What is that smell?
There was a mouse in the mini fridge.
Eww. Did you hear me?
There's a mini fridge.
You really making him live out there?
He's not going to last one night in that
nasty thing.
Have you seen that boy's room?
Judah was the father of Perez and Zara by
Tamar.
Perez was the father of Hezron, and Hezron
was the father of Ram.
Why is he reading the Bible?
To humiliate and destroy Paige at Bible camp.
That.
Missy doing anything stupid?
No. One out of three.
Not bad. Hey, where do you think you're
going?
Bathroom.
No you're not. You don't live here.
George.
- You want him making grand kids in that van?
You heard him. Get.
Dang it.
Can I use your bathroom?
Your dad wants to talk to you.
Hello?
You can't use her bathroom either.
Dang it.
There's a bucket in the garage.
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