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Sheldon! What do you
want on your pizza!?
Still glad you came?
Actually, I am.
I don't want any pizza.
See? Pain in the ass.
Well, we can get something else.
I don't want anything.
I'm not hungry.
Well, what's the matter?
My friends were
supposed to play
Dungeons & Dragons
with me,
but they cancelled.
Aw. Sorry.
We can play it
with you.
Really?
Dale, that's nice, but...
I don't think you'll like it.
Afraid I might beat you?
Actually, there's no one winner.
It's a cooperative game
where you use your imagination
to explore a fantasy world
with the help of the Dungeon
Master's preplanned scenarios
and the rolling
of polyhedral dice.
Still sound fun?
Yeah.
Sorta.
I got it.
Anybody see you?
No. And I didn't
recognize the guy
behind the counter,
but I used an Italian accent
just in case.
Please tell me you're joking.
(Italian accent):
Oh, I'm-a no joking.
Oh, God.
Here. Do it.
I can't do it here.
I have to pee on it.
Okay, fine.
Although we've done
crazier stuff in this truck.
(starts engine)
Oh, by the way, I made
reservations tonight
at that, uh, steakhouse
on the Riverwalk.
Ooh, fancy.
Well, yeah.
Nothing says fancy like
a two-pound slab of meat.
Oh, shoot.
I didn't pack my dress shoes.
See, George?
It might be helpful
if you mentioned some
of these things ahead of time.
Here we go.
Wayne's always doing
stuff like this.
I'm glad to know
it's not just us.
That's why I packed his shoes
last night.
You did?
Baby, you're the best.
Well, how can I be the best
when you are?
It is just us.
So, how does this work?
You start by creating
your character.
I want to be a Ninja Turtle
Princess of Power.
Put me down
for that, too.
You have to choose from
one of the character classes.
There's thief, druid,
paladin, wizard...
Ooh, wizard. I want that.
All right.
Then I'll use my magic
to turn me
into a Ninja Turtle
Princess of Power.
No.
W-Wh-- Wait a minute.
What's a paladin?
A paladin is a holy knight who
crusades in the name of good.
Oh, I like that.
I want to be that.
Really?
Yeah, I've been meaning
to do more crusading
in the name of good.
Okay.
You say you got thief
on that list?
I'll be a thief.
That sounds like fun.
Okay, I think I got it.
It takes ten minutes
for the results.
You want me to go in with you?
To watch me pee on a stick?
I'm being supportive right now.
You could try the same.
(sighs)
(clock ticking)
(heart beating)
I'm pregnant.
You sure I'm not too heavy?
No, I got it.
I guess it's time
to do what people do
on their wedding night.
Georgie, we're gonna be parents.
We don't do that anymore.
Oh, right.
Besides, my water just broke
all over your bed.
Dadgum it.
(door opens)
Stop having fun, and help me
take care of these babies.
(babies bawling)
But I just got home
from my day job.
And I only have ten minutes
till my night job.
That's ten minutes
you could be helping.
No go change whichever
this one is.
(babies continue bawling)
Georgie,
there's a band called
Guns N' Roses on the phone.
Really?
Yeah. The guitarist
hurt his hand,
and they want you to fill in.
Tell them I can't.
I'm a dad now.
Okay.
(sighs)
This is a long ten minutes.
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