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Okay. Here you go.
You're not baking them fresh?
Do you want me to bake or you want me to listen?
[whisking]
I'm sorry she ruined your picture,
but you know, she's having a bad day.
Oh, please. She can find another boyfriend.
I know you're mad at her.
I hate her.
Hey, don't say that about family.
You say mean stuff about my dad.
That's different. He deserves it.
But, Missy...
Listen here.
She's your sister. She's always going to be your sister,
so you have to find a way to forgive her.
But she did this just to hurt me.
I know, but she's hurting too.
What does that have to do with me?
You're the big brother.
I'm only two minutes older.
Which makes you the big brother.
Which means that it is your job to look out for her.
That doesn't make sense.
Why should random birth order determine moral responsibility?
I don't make the rules moon pie.
Doesn't seem like you make cookies either.
What's taking so long?
It would be nice if I didn't have to come home
after a long day at work and take care of everything here.
You didn't.
I was handling it till you came and bulldozed right over me.
Sheldon was upset.
This isn't about Sheldon.
It's about you thinking you're always right.
That is not true.
This is me wishing that after work,
I could come home and have my kids not be... [zipper]
[opening window]
maybe once have someone else make dinner.
Why? So you could tell me how I made it wrong?
I had a long day.
Are you trying to make it worse?
Well, I think you already took care of that.
I do not.
You act like you're the only thing holding this house together.
Missy?
What are you doing?
[sigh]
Hiding from you idiot!
I found you. You're not very good at this.
Just go home.
Where are you going?
I'm running away.
You can't run away.
Too late.
Then I'm telling mom.
Of course you are.
Then she'll side with you and I'll get in trouble, just like always.
Fine, I won't tell.
Great.
But I'm coming with you.
You're one of the people I'm running away from.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you wander at night by yourself.
I'm your big brother.
We're twins.
I was born two minutes earlier,
which apparently makes me responsible for you.
That's dumb.
I'm not happy about it either.
But here we are.
[cutting]
[cutting]
[door opens]
Hey.
[door closes]
Hello.
What's up?
Nothing.
Who died?
Whoa, did somebody really die?
No one died.
Cool. Where's dinner?
Anyone who wants dinner can make it for themselves.
I am not cooking.
I'll take it out on him.
Oh, take what out on me?
Stay out of it.
You really want to start this up again?
Wait, are you asking me what I want?
Well, that's a first.
Oh, please.
Your whole life is doing whatever you want.
Oh, really?
I can just leave...
Did I want
To get stuck coaching high school football?
Did I want to live across the street from your mother?
Did I want to spend my evening
getting yelled at by my daughter and my son
and my wife?
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were so unhappy.
Because you never bothered to ask.
[key bowl rattles]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[clack]
Where are we going?
Right there.
An old shack in the middle of the woods?
Have you even seen Scooby-Doo?
Great, go home.
At night? By myself?
Nice try.
Do you come here a lot?
Sometimes.
When I want to be alone.
Alone for me?
Not just you.
Everyone.
Is this about that boy?
I don't want to talk about it.
Is he why you were getting rid of your toys and your posters?
Because I don't think you should change for some boy.
You're just saying that because you hate change.
You don't care about my feelings.
How can you say that?
I'm literally risking my life to be here.
Look around.
It is tetanus as far as the eye can see.
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