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everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to
present the music of Miss Phoebe
Buffet thanks hi um I want to start with
a song that's about that moment when you
suddenly realize what life is really all
about okay here we
[Music]
go okay thank you very much New York
City has no power and the milk is
getting sour but to me it is not scary
cuz I stay away from
Dair to the store sat on Santa's lap
asked him to bring my friends all kinds
of
crap said all you need is to R write
them a song they haven't heard it yet so
don't try to sing
along so don't sing
along
Monica
Monica have a happy
[Music]
Hanukkah saw Santa Claus he said hello
to
Ross and please tell Joey Christmas will
be snowing
Rael and
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Chandler today we're going to start with
some songs about Barnyard
animals oh the cow in the M goes moo oh
the cow in the M goes moo then the
farmer hits him on the head and grinds
him up and that's how we get
hamburgers
found
chicken sticky
Sho my Sticky Sticky
[Music]
Shoes why you stick on me
baby thanks for the lights
honey cold makes you sound so greated
fud God I love how sexy I
am so I need to write some depressing
stuff to go with my new bluesy voice but
nothing that sad has ever really
happened to me well um how about your
mom dying or having to live on the
streets when you were
14
uhhuh oh yeah I could write about the
time I hair did that woohoo thing hi hey
hey oh so um how' you make Outlast last
night that that is funny that is
painfully funny no wait wait yeah that's
just
painful wait a minute I thought last
night was was great yeah it was but I
get home okay and I see Julie's sailing
Solution on my night table and I'm
thinking to myself oh my God what the
hell am I doing I mean here I am I'm
with Julie this incredible great woman
who I care about and and who cares about
me and I'm like what am I just going to
throw all that away you got all that
from saline
solution wait a minut we're talking
about Rachel here you and Rachel believe
me I've been dreaming about me and
Rachel for like 10 years now but now I'm
with Julie you know so it's like me and
Julie me and Rachel me and Julie me and
ra Rachel
Rachel hey you how are you good how are
you good good hi Honey hi Julie hi Julie
Julie um how are you good good so
everybody's
here everybody's
good so were you going to play something
Phoebe no well actually I had
to all
right hey Julie I didn't know you wore
lenses
what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this
is a song um about a love triangle
between three people that I made
up um it's called um two of them kissed
last
night there was a girl we'll call her
Betty and a guy let's call him
Neil now I can't stress this point too
strongly
this story isn't
real now oal must decide who will be the
girl that he casts aside will Betty be
the one who he loves truly or will it be
the one who will call
LLY he must decide he must decide even
though I made him up he must come on you
guys my own TV show I just I don't know
if I'm good enough I
am Joey what are you talking about
you're a terrific actor you really think
so how can you even ask that question
all right well I'm out of here wish me
luck Good Luck Good Luck we all wish you
good
luck yeah whatever only takes two heart
attacks to finally make you see one of
them won't do it but the second will set
you free
tell all your hate and anger It's Time
to Say Goodbye and that is just what I
will do soon as those bastards I worked
for
die hey hey wow it is true what they say
pregnant bellies look like a
drum uhhuh no it's just I'm So Pregnant
that I my guitar doesn't fit anymore so
I thought tell them not I'm just going
to play all my songs on this drum it
sounds really cool listen
listen
[Music]
cat
[Music]
you oh bee that sounds great I know I
know and I've only been playing for like
an hour found you in my
bed how' you wind up there you are a
mystery little black curly
hair curly hair little black little
black little black little black little
black curly
hair now if you want to receive emails
about my upcoming shows then please give
me money so I can buy a computer
[Music]
Emma your name poses a
dilemma cuz not much else rhes with Emma
maybe the actor Richard crana he played
the commanding officer in Rambo happy
birthday
[Laughter]
Emma is that
it no of course not no I I also you know
prepared a reading
um sex and the single
mother finding your G-spot no no no
[Music]
no
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