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look I feel really bad about how I
freaked you out before so I called the
father and asked him to meet you here so
you could tell him go why
how do you even know who the father is I
may play the fool at times but
I'm a little more than just a pretty
blonde girl with an ass that won't quit
I believe this belongs to the father of
your baby
oh God
oh he's in there right now uh-huh and
you can turn around or you can go in
there and rip the Band-Aid off what do
you want to do
a trip really are you sure oh Phoebe
okay sorry yeah
hey Rach
so what's this about Rachel has
something that she wants to tell you and
I believe that this is your red sweater
no
this is my red sweater
oh no
could I get anyone a coffee or
poison no just for me okay
what's going on rage
nothing
Phoebe kind of made a mistake
but you know you do wear that sweater a
lot are you involved in some kind of
dare
I'm actually glad Phoebe called
I know we broke up because you thought I
wasn't mature enough but I've really
grown up and I think we should get back
together
it's just not the right time it is the
right time oh okay
I'm ready for more
tag come on rage let's give it another
try
I'm having a baby
you can go thank you
I have a date tonight it has to go well
okay I'm scared for my health okay okay
oh oh I got something okay it's the
story that I came up with very romantic
I swear any woman that hears it they're
like putty really well then tell it to
me okay
now you're going to want to have sex
with me when you hear it but
you have to remember it is just the
story
I'll try to control myself
okay
years ago when I was backpacking across
Western Europe you were backpacking
across Western Europe have a nice six
more months Ross
I'm sorry please please you were in
Western Europe and
I was just outside of Barcelona hiking
in the foothills of Mount tibidabo
I was at the end of this path and I came
to a clearing and there was a lake very
secluded and there were tall trees all
around
it was dead silent gorgeous
and across the lake I saw
a beautiful woman bathing herself
she was crying
why
oh this is great wine
it's from France
in Europe
Western Europe
you know a few years ago
actually I was backpacking across
Western Europe really wait it gets
better
[Laughter]
yeah I was in Barcelona I stood
here in Barcelona
I was um I was hiking I love hiking oh
that's great
I was hiking along the foothills of a
mount to bodebo I think it's tibbidaba
okay do you want to tell the story hey
Toby have a good night
could I could just call you Toby
yeah he thinks that's my name
well why don't you correct him oh it's
been going on way too long now
I mean the first time he said it we were
just passing each other in the hallway
so I didn't say anything and then the
next time he said hey Toby you want a
donut and
I wanted a donut
and now it's five years later the
Donut's gone and I'm still Toby hey
what are you supposed to be remember the
Russian satellite Sputnik
well I'm a potato or a spud
and these are my antenna
so Sputnik becomes
but Nick
wow I don't have the worst costume
anymore
[Laughter]
I'm not 2D no space Duty
and if you're looking for a place I just
heard in the elevator this morning that
a woman in my building died
oh my God was she old
does she have a view
well I don't know but how how great
would that be huh you living in my
building I could help take care of the
baby I could come over whenever I want
with your permission
wow that really would be great well can
we see it oh maybe we shouldn't I mean
if she just died this morning out of
respect yeah no no you're right
shall we yeah
[Laughter]
yes hi I'm Ross Geller I live in the
building
and I'm Rachel
an admirer of the building
I I heard about Mrs verhoven passing
away and I'm so sorry for your loss she
didn't pass away what my mother's still
alive
God
it looked like we were going to lose her
this morning but she's a tough old bird
are you close with her of course
uh yeah she and I would talk all the
time in the laundry room
foreign
[Laughter]
you know I would but it's just too
painful
so she's really not dead
no she's hanging in there
could you tell me is she hanging in in a
in a one bedroom or a two
oh you told your dad the truth about an
hour ago
wanna go see a movie yes
bye dad
hey I do too think about the
consequences of my decisions
but what gives you the right
go to hell
stupid guy on my phone
foreign
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