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hello hi is uh Phoebe here uh no no
she's she's out for the night oh
great can I can I help you with
something well I don't know are you a
mour yes I
am right
Dad thank you so much I'll be back pick
him up in an
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hour okay now I'm going
to touch
you oh that's soft
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I guess pretty soon we'll be making a
big withdrawal from the Monica wedding
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
it what happened you still have the
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
only now we call it the beach
house I can't believe you spent my
wedding fund on the beach house we're
sorry honey but we just assumed if you
got married after you turned 30 you'd
pay for it yourself you bought the beach
house when I was 23 which means you had
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
put a price on that
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
though we started saving again when you
were dating Richard but then that went
to hell so we redid the
kitchen what about when I started dating
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
think he'd ever propose
clearly I did not start drinking enough
at the start of the
meal I can't believe it that there is no
money for my wedding we might still have
some money if your father hadn't thought
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
Internet it seemed like such a simple
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
right enough I don't want to hear about
it
anymore good luck
Chandler inclusively prove that I had
the idea for Jurassic Park first
let's take
a oh my God what are you doing here I
need to talk to you it's pretty urgent
it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god
um of course of uh would you please
excuse me for a moment um do you know
each other's hometowns why don't
you what's going on well um not much but
I was just thinking that since those
guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be
nice if they had some privacy you know
so can I just move in with you for a
couple
days um okay yeah sure but what what's
wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing
why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh
yeah it is I'm going to the movies and
it starts in like 5
minutes do you realize I have a
classroom full of
students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does
anyone want to come to the movies
my mom sent me the paper oh let's see it
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
make a very attractive
couple yeah we look great together we
really do
okay wow imagine what our kids would
look like you know we don't have to
imagine I'm marrying her we just see
you take half and I take half well
that's not fair you've already had some
well oh then not you know what I think
Monica would be very interested to know
that you called her cheesecake dry and
Meely what do we use to split it
okay all right pick a half okay well
this side looks
bigger uh may there's more crust on this
side yeah so maybe if I measure oh for
God sake just pick a pie all I pick that
so the smaller
piece okay there you go enjoy your half
my friend but that is it no sharing no
switching and don't come crying to me if
you eat your piece too
fast
oh all right you got to give me some of
your piece oh no no no this s no sharing
don't come crying to
me I may just sit here and have my cake
all day just sit here in the hallway and
eat
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M oh y look there's a piece that doesn't
have floor on it stick to your side come
on now
all right what are we
having hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving
no no no no no what are we keeping
Thanksgiving a secret this year no we
are playing this game I learned at work
you have to name all the states in 6
minutes what that's like insanely easy
no it's a lot harder than it sounds you
always forget at least one or in some
cases
14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't
playing against other people so
technically I didn't lose what you
forgot 14 States nobody cares about the
dtas oh okay time's up all right I got
48 oh it's not bad BS oh I got tired of
naming States so I decided to list the
types of
celery and I have one regular
celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and
Phoebe has the lead
in vegetables Joey
say hello to the new champ of Chandler's
dumb States game wow how many you got
56 done with time to spare oo this may
be a new world's record you know I hate
to lecture you guys but it's kind of
disgraceful that a group of
well-educated adults and
Joey can't name all the states you ever
see a map or one of those round colorful
things called a
globe uh
mellin you got 46 States what that's
impossible 46 well who's well educated
now Mr I forgot 10 states Okay Ross time
is up no just give me another minute
look Ross if you don't know them by now
you will never know them okay that is
the beauty of this game it makes you
want to kill
yourself this this is crazy I can do
this all right uh I bet I can get all 50
uh before dinner okay but if you can't
no dinner you're on all right don't look
at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on
there that you don't
have how can I not get this I'm a
college professor I got 1450 on my SATs
1250 damn I forgot you were
here you need some help from
you yes please
first of all
Utah dude you can't just make stuff
up I hate
America when I finish this game I swear
I am
moving okay maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50
states let me tell you something I have
49 states and there are no
more I I think I should be able to eat
something it's up to you
Delaware
Delaware all right I want my turkey
now you got
it you got Nevada
twice I know yeah
a
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