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hey hey hi thank you
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what are we gonna talk about what you
guys did last night or
it's nice
Ross invited us all to watch
great we were gonna miss our friends
getting married
you did
what what
hello we didn't get married getting
married
laughs
wait wait wait I remember being in the
chapel they would not let us get married
when we were that drunk we let you get
married when you're drunk
most people get married in Vegas are
drunk
and I'm drunk right now
I can't have a mimosa with breakfast I'm
on vacation
you guys gonna do oh I guess we just
find a divorce lawyer oh well I think I
think
Ross already has one
now this one's free right because you
paid for the first two so you get the
third one for free
laugh it up but the joke's on you
because we don't need to get divorced
okay we're just gonna get an annulment
an annulment Ross I don't think surgery
is the answer here
oh oh that's your thing
what
you know that you're the guy who gets
divorced
that's not my thing
I do not love getting divorced
her third divorce God you love divorce
so much I'm probably gonna marry it and
then
then it won't work out so you're gonna
have to divorce it divorcing guy
I'm so drunk
keep going we are phasing the accent out
phasing it out
so without retesting their results in
the laboratory
the team would never have identified
the initial errors in their carbon
dating a nail as well
were there any questions at this point
yes what's happening to your accent
come again what's what's this nonsense
all right I'm I'm not English
I'm from Long Island
I was really nervous and the accent just
just came out
I'm sorry
so if we could just get back to the
lecture
um
were there any questions
about paleontology
okay
I'm gonna be moving out so you are going
to be in charge of paying the rent right
and what does that do first of the month
that's every month
no just the months you actually want to
live here
okay here's the phone bill
oh my God
that's our phone number
now look I know I kind of sprung this
whole me moving out on you things so why
don't I just I just cover you for a
while no no no way Joey Tribbiani does
not take charity
anymore
it's not charity Joe I don't know forget
it okay I mean thanks but I'm done
taking money from you all right I could
take care of myself now what's next look
okay uh here's the electric bill this is
how much we pay for electric well yeah
so we'll do the rest of the bills later
then
I rarely connect with someone this much
on the first date
me neither
I've had a really good time too you know
are you gonna eat that bread
all right I just like the smell
you make me laugh
would you like to move over to the couch
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maybe I'll just turn down the lights a
little
how about all the way okay
wow cool poster or should I say groovy
poster
so uh
where were we
are those your teeth
oh
you can see them huh
they're insanely white yeah
I did that for you
what's the matter with me you've got a
black light it's 19.99.
things I learned while working at the
coffee house
um
first of all the customer is always
right a smile goes a long way
and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze
muffin
thanks rage
hey you guys are terrific
how about clearing out of here so I can
get some new customers huh it's all
about turnover
basically can I get my call
sorry Ross I'll get it for you right now
and since I made you wait I'll toss in a
free muffin
I know let's rest and drink lots of
fluids
but you know if I'm going to bed
you're coming
that would be impossible to resist if
you weren't all
drippy here
are you saying that you don't want to
get with this
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yeah I don't think you should say that
even when you're healthy
take this personally okay it's just that
I just can't have sex with a sick person
with you Chandler have
I mean I'm not sick let me prove it to
you
we are two healthy people but the bribe
of life
see that's the thing I would like to
stay in the proud of my life this is my
favorite part yeah me too
you know what's sadder than this Bambi
I cried for three days with that movie
no wait two because on the third day my
mother killed herself so I was partly
crying for that
see now that I can see crying over but
Bambi is a cartoon you can cry when
Bambi's mother died yes it was very sad
when the guy stopped drawing the deer
foreign
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