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that'll be 385 what do you mean
yesterday you said I was too pretty to
pay for stuff it's just I can't because
my manager said that
I happy birthday to you happy birthday
to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy
Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's
weird today's my birthday too yeah not
in here it is
happy birthday to
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you you're paying for that but no no no
it's her birthday you've sung happy
birthday to 20 different women
today but it really you no longer
authorized to distribute birthday
muffins damn
it oh what's the matter
well you know that psychic I see yeah
well she told me that I'm going to die
this week so I'm kind of bummed about
that
yeah and I know you guys don't know a
lot about psychic readings but that one
is pretty much the worst one you can
get BBE that's crazy I can't believe she
would say that to you yeah hone you
don't believe her do you I don't she you
know said that I'd have triplets but she
also said one of them would be black
oh just out of curiosity did she tell
you how you're going to go no cuz she
didn't tell me I was going to die till
the very end of the session and I was
not going to waste a whole other hour
there I mean I've only got a week left
you know I've really got to start living
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now hey hey phep you're still
alive how are you feeling oh it's so
exhausting waiting for
death oh by the way do you think
you peeps what are you doing I Was
preparing you for my Deb didn't you
think I was dead did that not come
off no yeah scared the hell out of me I
thought we'd lost you
forever pH do you want to lie down yeah
thanks and listen can you do me a favor
could you just um wake me up in a couple
hours you know if you
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can Hey Hey listen to
this my reading was wrong I'm not going
to die really how do you know because my
psychic is
dead she must have read the cards wrong
oh I'm sorry ah better her than
me hey let's B cookies I want to talk to
you about that that girl that you're
dancing with oh she's nice huh I think I
almost brought my wife to
this yeah yeah
okay look buddy I came with that girl
okay and I I had this plan to kiss her
at the New Year's countdown I'm trying
to win winner over you know so I was
wondering I don't think so oh come on
man you you can dance with my partner
she's uh she's real
mellow look you uh you dating this girl
you came with well I was hoping after
tonight that maybe I could you know no
no she's fair game if you ask me sorry
buddy all right hey you know fair is
fair I mean you know when you're right
you're right what can I say but hey
oh what are you in the second grade hey
man you're the one who wet his
pants you look in the kitchen I will
look in the back closet I can save you
time ladies I'm right
here yeah Chandler why don't you take a
walk this doesn't concern
you we are looking for our Christmas
presents for Monica what that's terrible
no no we do it every year oh well that
that makes it not
terrible no yeah we never find them
she's always best at us that Wy
minks yeah don't worry we're just going
to search here for an hour and then
we're going to go over to Joy's and
search okay no not okay you can't look
for Monica's presence oh no we have to
no you don't have to and you can't
because I I live here
too well then you should look with
us why Chandler aren't you worried about
what to get Monica for Christmas no I
have a great idea for a present for her
oh that's it a great idea again
chy that's not enough I mean what if she
gets you a great present two medium
presents and then a bunch of little
presents and you've just gotten her one
great present I mean that's just going
to make her feel bad why would you do
that to her Chandler why
why if I helped we could find a faster
that's right this is
Patrick oh hi hi yeah this is the guy I
was telling you about yeah yeah and
believe me this suit does not do justice
to what's underneath
it okay but beep I yeah I'm just sort of
in the middle of something oh okay yeah
that's okay have a
seat you can't do that maybe I should go
they just sit down we're
winning okay you know what maybe I
should go have a seat you have a seat
Rachel Rachel you haven't touched ot's
hair it's the softest hair touch it I'm
good Rachel Patrick is really rich give
her some
money you know what Phoebe this isn't
really worth the free massage that's
right Patrick bye-bye El is much more
cooperative and he can dance you dance
her
Rachel no no no don't answer for me
please don't what's the matter with you
guys yeah okay let's talk it out
I am I the only one that this is
embarrassing for I'm a little
embarrassed
sh I'll tell you who should be
embarrassed it's you guys come on this
is ridiculous thank you very much but I
do not need you to give me a dat wa then
why did she ask us to I am still talking
and then you chase away the one guy that
I actually liked I mean no offense to
you guys really I mean congratulations
son all the
cash and and you know you really wow you
do have very soft hair but I would much
rather go to the ball all by myself than
go through any more of this
goodbye now do you use some sort of
special conditioner on that
hair yes papaya extract thank you
Rachel's not going to pick your stupid
guy oh yeah yeah my guy is a lawyer who
does volunteer work and he has one of
these a face
ass a chin dimple well uh you know our
guy works with Chandler and he's really
nice and smart and he's a great dresser
have you seen your guy's body no our guy
is just a floating
head well my guy is spectacular okay
he's a massage client and one time um
when he was on the table I looked at it
and I mean all of
it you're not supposed to look oh yeah
like they're police for
that but you look you you massage me I
know all right fine your guy may have a
great body but our guy is really funny
oh Chandler
funny our guy's a great dancer my guy's
well read our guy has great hair my guy
has great teeth our guy smells
incredible do you want our guy to be
your
guy hey
Hey so uh Estelle lined up a bunch of
auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have
my health insurance back in no
time that's great but shouldn't you be
on the toilet right
now what what's wrong with you nothing
well like I got this blinding pain in my
stomach when I was lifting weights
before and then I uh passed out and uh
I've been able to stand up since but uh
I don't think it's anything
serious this sounds like a hernia you
have to you go to the doctor no way okay
look if I'm going to go to the doctor
for anything it's going to be for this
thing sticking out of my
stomach that's a hernia but I have to
start working out again
damn you 15s why is everybody using
these tiny little lights nowadays I
remember when people used to use big
lights that's a good story
Grandpa hey hey hey wow Monica's letting
other people help decorate her tree did
someone get her drunk again
or having a perfectly decorated tree is
not what Christmas is about it's about
being with the people that you love that
is nice and we're done taada
I don't know what it is just doesn't
quite feel like Christmas to me oh
yes see now it feels like
Christmas oh here it is oh Joey why did
you sign it son of a
I didn't do that who would have
done that son of a okay maybe ask
this
guy you get out of my shop what what did
he do he went out with my wife
Joey who who I I hey I did not go out
with your wife okay I I've went out with
her that's my
wife
out one well we should go
yeah
okay I'm going to be moving out so you
are going to be in charge of paying the
rent right and when does that Doe first
of the month that's every month
no just the months you actually want to
live
here okay here's the phone
bill oh my
God that's our phone
number now look I know I kind of sprung
this whole me moving out on your thing
so why don't I just don't I just cover
you for a while no no no way Joey triani
does not take
charity
anymore it's not charity Joe I don't
know forget it okay okay I mean thanks
but I'm done taking money from you all
right I can take care of myself now
what's next come on okay uh here's the
electric bill this is how much we pay
for electric well
yeah so we'll do the rest of the bills
later
then do I'm doing okay I think it's
going well do you think they're having
fun am I talking too fast nope sound
like me D it's going great look at
Chandler with little baby girl
Chandler little baby girl Chand where
have I heard that before all right coach
Ruben you know what theves uh when
you're done over there we've got a kind
of situation over here
too nuh-uh no we are all responsible for
our own babies see that's where I think
that you're wrong we've been playing
these babies manto man we should really
be playing a zone
defense what do you mean I just think
things will go a lot smoother if we each
have our own Zone you know Phoebe you
can be charge of
wiping and you know M you can be in
charge of diapering and I can be in
charge of looking how cute they are when
they put their hands
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around that sounds really great but
maybe you should be in charge of wiping
okay I'm a rookie I should not be in the
end zone
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