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Deep, listen. Ross wants to kiss you at
midnight.
>> So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?
>> Ra. Ra, listen. I'm going to kiss you at
midnight.
>> What?
>> Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.
Can't kiss Ross. You got the history.
>> So
>> So who would you rather have kissing
you? Me or Chandler?
>> Oh, good point.
>> Yeah.
>> 3 2 1 Happy New Year.
>> Happy New Year. Happy new year.
>> Happy new year. Thieves.
>> You, too. Happy New Year, Joey.
>> So, that do anything for you?
>> Ross and he said that you were looking
for a new place.
>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.
If certain Dutch people would just let
go.
>> I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
>> But Joey, I have to go. There's no room
for a baby here.
>> No room? It's a baby. It's like this
big.
You know, you could you could put it
over here.
Or or we could put it right here. Oh,
it's cute, right? Or or we could put it
over here. You wouldn't even notice it.
Where's the baby? Oh, please.
>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you
put it. I mean, a baby changes
everything. They cry all the time. I
mean, imagine bringing home some girl
and trying to score when there's a
screaming baby around. I could use a
challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,
but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it
would disrupt your entire life.
I
>> just
I love living with you so much. I just I
wish things didn't have to change.
>> I know.
>> You know, I blame Ross for this.
>> I do too a little bit.
I'm going to miss you.
You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
>> Sorry, honey. I'm just having a having a
rough day.
>> Oh, what's wrong?
>> Oh, you really you really just don't
want to hear about it.
>> Then why did I ask?
>> Okay. It's just This is really
embarrassing. But lately with this whole
pregnancy thing, I'm just finding
myself,
how do I put this? Um,
erotically charged.
Is that college talk for horny?
>> Yeah. So, you know, I have all of these
feelings and I don't know what to do
about them because I can't date like a
normal person, which is fine because I
don't need a relationship. I mean, all I
really want is one great night, just
sex, you know, no strings attached, no
relationship, just with someone that I
feel comfortable with and who knows what
he's doing for just one great night. I
mean, was that really so hard
to find?
>> So, how how was your day?
>> Good. I uh I saw a pretty big pigeon.
>> Well, I got to get up early and it's
almost 7:00. So,
>> I got I got to throw it in my room, too.
>> Good night. Good night.
>> I CAN'T DO IT.
>> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO IT.
>> You're Rachel.
>> YOU'RE JOEY.
>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND. IT'S
>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and
and and and bad.
>> It's so bad. I don't even know what
you're talking about because I didn't
ask you to do anything.
>> I know.
You want to do it?
>> No.
>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU.
>> HEY. WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THIS
CONVERSATION.
>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
>> NEVER HAPPENED.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> Get back in there.
>> Okay. All right. So, now you go.
>> No, I don't want to tell you.
>> Why not?
>> Cuz it's embarrassing. More embarrassing
than shiny raspberry lip balm.
>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.
>> Okay. All right. Stand up.
Well, when we're at the door, I lightly
press my lips against his
and then move into his body just for a
second.
And then I make this sound.
Okay. I know it doesn't sound like
anything, but I swear it works.
>> Yeah. Well, yeah, that would work. Yeah.
>> All right. I got to go to bed. Honey, I
had such a wonderful time.
>> Yeah.
>> Me, too.
Oh god. Thank god you're home. I'm
watching Kujo
>> alone.
>> Yes. What is wrong with this dog?
>> Hey, did you get to the part where
they're trapped in the car and Kujo's
throwing himself at the windshield?
>> No. No. Seriously, what's wrong with the
dog?
>> Wait a minute. What are you doing home
so early? What happened to your date?
>> Oh, uh, didn't work out. Well, you want
to watch the rest of the movie with me?
>> Oh. Uh, okay. Yeah.
>> You know, I never thought I would ever
say this about a movie, but I really
hope this dog dies.
>> What are you doing over there? Come sit
here. You protect me.
>> Oh, sure. Yeah, why not?
>> Okay.
Okay. That's him. That's him. That's
Kujo. That's Kujo.
>> All right. I know. I know.
It's going to be okay.
>> Oh my god. What's he going to do? No, I
can't watch.
>> Oh, seriously? How can you watch this?
Aren't you scared?
>> Terrified.
>> Happy Valentine's Day.
>> Oh, you two.
>> Hey. So, uh, how's it going living over
at Ross'? It's good except he makes us
watch the Discovery Channel all day
long.
>> Did you know that something really
boring happened to someone really ugly
in the Middle Ages?
>> Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later.
>> Okay. Bye.
>> Bye.
>> One lucky to go cup of coffee.
>> Honey, I wish you would get over her. I
hate seeing you like this. Is there
anything I can do for you? Do you want
to look down my top?
>> Thanks. Maybe later.
>> Oh, Gunther, could I get a scone?
>> Do you want anything?
>> You know what I want? I want a lot of
things. I want to be with the woman I
love on Valentine's Day. And I want her
to love me back. And I want just one
moment of relief from the gutwrenching
pain and knowing that that's never going
to happen.
>> We have red bagels.
Okay.
>> Hey,
>> look. I know you've been really
depressed lately, so I've brought
someone over to cheer you up. Right
outside this door is a real live furry
playmate.
>> Oh, no. I'm not sleeping with your
friend Jane again.
>> Hey, a dog. Oh, hi. Who you got to admit
looks a lot like Jane.
This is the happiest dog in the world. I
borrowed him from my friend Wendy. So
you can keep him till he cheers you up.
And he will cheer you up.
>> Thanks so much, Feb. We are going to
have so much fun. Yes, we are. Oh, not
that kind of fun.
>> You like Rachel?
>> Yes, I like Rachel.
>> Rachel.
Yeah. Okay. But uh Hey, you know you
know who else I like? You. And and it
doesn't get said enough. I like you,
Ross.
>> Ra Rachel. Rachel.
>> Yeah. It's not a big deal.
>> It's not a big deal. Oh, I'm sorry. I
just um
What about all the stuff you you just
said? I mean, how about like you can't
stop thinking about her? Like how you
can't sleep? I'm an actor, you know, as
as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
>> Rachel, who's carrying my baby? Rachel.
>> Look, no, I I know it's bad and I know
it's wrong, okay? But but it's not it's
not like anything's ever going to
happen. You know, these these are just
feelings. They're going to go away.
>> You know, I I got to go. Oh,
>> come on, Ross. Hey, Ross. I just, you
know, I just have one, RACHEL.
RACHEL,
>> you're in love with her?
>> I thought you knew that.
>> Um, no.
>> Well,
hey, look, if it helps, I don't want to
feel this way. Honest. I just keep
thinking I'll get over this, you know,
but I just it just keeps getting harder
and I
don't I don't know what to do, you know?
I don't What do I do?
>> You need to find out where she is
because if she's not where you are, then
you can start to move past this. But
what if uh and I'm not saying she will
be, but
>> if she is where you are, then uh
>> then my feeling weird about it shouldn't
stand in the way.
>> Are you sure?
>> Yeah.
Look, if if she's going to end up with
somebody else, truth is she couldn't
find a better guy. So
>> Okay. Thanks.
So, when do you think you're going to
talk to her?
>> Oh my god, I have to tell her.
>> I mean, thought about what I would say.
What should I say?
>> I'm understanding, but let's not get
carried away.
>> I
think I'm falling in love with you,
>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.
>> But,
>> but
Joey,
>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's
fine. It's uh
pretty much what I was expecting, you
know. So, uh it's no big deal. All
right.
I think I'm going to go.
>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't
leave like this. No. Come on. You cannot
do this to a pregnant woman.
start to happy. You can't do that, Rich,
cuz then you're going to make me do.
>> Oh, we go.
Can I
>> You know, I was only kidding.
>> Oh my god, that's Charlie.
>> She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
>> Oh, that tart floozy giant.
I'm not sure about this.
>> Yeah, you're you're right. This is none
of our business.
>> No, I'm not sure that is the best way to
hear everything. SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. OKAY. I'm not
going to eaves drop on my friend.
>> Oh, I love Barbados.
>> I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm
kissing Rachel.
>> I know. I'm her.
>> Rachel and Joey. It's Rachel AND JOEY.
WHAT? GET over here.
>> Whoa.
>> Oh my god. I love how thin these woes
are.
>> Hey.
>> Hi.
>> So, did you uh did you tell Ross?
>> Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo
related emergency.
So, I guess now it's your turn again.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's
better if you tell him. You know, it's
easier for a woman that way. You know,
if he gets mad, all you have to do is
go, "I didn't mean it.
I'm so sorry."
>> Yeah, cuz that's what we do.
>> All right. All right. Okay. Um, how
about this? How about this? Tomorrow.
>> Mhm.
Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell
him together.
>> Okay, that sounds fair. That just means
though once again
>> I know. I know. That's okay. I mean, we
can control ourselves. We're not
animals.
>> No, of course we can wait.
>> All right. So, I guess that means good
night then.
>> Yep. Good night.
Good night.
>> Good night.
>> Seriously, good night.
>> Stop saying good night.
>> Okay.
I'm so sorry.
I would like to make a toast to Rachel
and Joey.
>> And to love
a love.
L O V E. Love.
L is for life. And what is life without
love?
>> Oh my god. Are we supposed to answer?
O
is for
Oh, WOW.
The V
is for this very surprising turn of
events,
which I am still fine with, by the way.
is for how
extremely normal I find it that you two
are together
and that one day you might get married
and have children of your own.
>> Dude, are you okay? Totally.
>> Ross, you don't seem okay.
>> I'm sorry. It must be the pressure of
entertaining.
>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this
onto the likes of the couch?
>> I say cheesy line, but okay.
What's the matter?
>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I
don't know why I did that.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
Sorry.
I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't
know what happened. I must be nervous.
>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.
>> I promise. I promise. I promise I won't
do it again. I really do. I promise that
this is going to be great.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
Hey. Hey. Got champagne.
>> Yes, ma'am. Ready to power through?
>> Excellent. Okay. Stick it in the ice
bucket. The phone is off the hook. And
in the interest of powering through.
>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy.
Very sexy. Sexy.
All right. Let's do it.
>> Okay. You're scaring me a little bit.
>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do
this.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh? Oh,
yeah.
>> You like that? Let's kick this into high
gear, huh?
>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.
>> No, no, no. You You need me in my
misters.
>> What? Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
Joey, are you okay?
Soldier down.
>> Hey.
>> Hi. Hey. Listen. Can I ask you a
question? When you and Monica first
hooked up, was it weird going from
friends to more than that?
>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,
having to hide from you guys.
>> No, no, no, no. I mean, sexually.
>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that
felt like it was really wrong?
>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You
know, it felt like uh I can't believe we
haven't been doing this the whole time.
I can tell from your expressions that's
the good news you were hoping for.
Well, I'm going to go continue to spread
the joy.
Well, just because it happened that way
for them doesn't mean it has to happen
that way for us.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just
because something's difficult doesn't
mean that you quit,
>> right? Totally.
>> Yeah. So, we just keep trying and trying
until we do it.
>> Yeah. And if it doesn't work, then we'll
just be one of those couples that never
has sex.
>> That's a plan.
I did not see this coming.
>> I know.
>> And I don't I don't get it. I mean, I
was so sure this is what I wanted.
>> Mhm.
Me, too.
Well, how come Monica and Chandler could
do it?
>> I guess they weren't as good friends as
we are.
>> Oh,
I bet you're right.
So,
>> yeah.
>> I love you.
>> Love you, too.
>> All right, I'm going to bed.
>> Yeah, me too.
>> Yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a
while.
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