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hey you guys uh is monica here no no all
right listen um i just bought something
i'm not sure she's gonna like it and
it's gonna seem a little crazy but this
is something i've wanted since i was a
little girl you bought sean cassidy
no i wish okay
you ready yeah yeah okay
oh my god what what is what what the
hell is that
it's it's a cat that is not a cat
yes it is why is it inside out
excuse me but this is a purebred
show-quality sphinx cat how much would
you pay for that
well it was a little extravagant but i
got a pretty good deal huh how much
thousand bucks
on a cat
it's not a cat
all right listen ball boys my
grandmother had one of these when i was
a little girl and it was the sweetest
thing i mean it was so cute it would sit
in my lap and just purr all day long and
i would drag a shoestring on the ground
and it would chase it free cats do that
too you know
it's not a cat ugh
look you guys i'm really excited about
this okay i don't care what you think
i'm gonna go set up a little litter box
for mrs wiskerson
what am i gonna call her fluffy
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don't worry guys it's not a cat
oh my oh good god i give up you guys i
don't know what i'm gonna do with this
thing
baking it didn't help huh
so why don't you just take it back to
where you got it i tried they won't take
her back maybe that's because she's a
minion of the antichrist
great why won't they take it back well
they said they would but they would only
give me store credit and i mean what am
i gonna do get a thousand regular cats
look if you want you can keep it at our
place until you find out what to do with
it no mon that's not the point i'm out a
thousand dollars i'm all scratched up
and i'm stuck with this
stupid cat that looks like a hand
show cat quality show cat
show cat oh my god what's wrong with
your baby
it's not a baby that's a cat ew it's
creepy looking oh no no it's actually
it's very sweet it's very sweet
yeah do you want it oh
no i hate cats well so then what are you
doing to me okay just get out of here
all right move on
geez
wow what an unusual cat yes thank you
exactly you want it
maybe
i was thinking about getting a cat i was
just gonna go to the shelter but
okay why not oh terrific that'll be two
thousand dollars
what okay a thousand
i thought you wanted me to adopt your
cat well i do but you're just gonna have
to actually look at this as more of an
investment than a cat okay yeah i just
wanted a cat
yeah okay okay
obviously you know how to haggle so i'm
not gonna try and take you on okay so
eight hundred dollars and i don't call
the cops which i should because you are
robbing me blind blind you're acting
like they're just take the gas leave the
money and run away just run away damn it
can't you at least smile or something
okay did anybody just hear that anybody
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rachel what is your cat doing in one of
my bowls it's not i'm defrosting a
chicken
oh i sold uh mrs wiskerson oh thank god
did you get your money back yeah fifteen
hundred dollars wow you made a profit
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i just came for the red velvet pillow oh
yeah
there you go thanks rachel yeah and uh
don't forget you you can come visit her
anytime you want oh good great i'll keep
that in mind
hey
so what is this some kind of snake or
something
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