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all right i took the quiz and it turns
out i do put career before men
get up
what
near my seat
how is this your seat
because i was sitting there but then you
left
well it's not like i went to spain
i went to the bathroom you knew i was
coming back what's the big deal sit
somewhere else the big deal is i was
sitting there last so
that's my seat
well actually the last place you were
sitting was in there so
you guys you know what you know what it
doesn't matter because you both have to
go get dressed before the big vein in my
head pops so
all right ross i just have to do one
thing really quickly it's not a big deal
get up
all right fine you know what we'll both
sit in the chair
i'm so comfortable
me too
in fact
i think i might be a little too
comfortable all right
okay look we have 19 minutes okay
chandler i want you to go and change
okay and then when you come back joey
will go change and he'll have vacated
the chair okay okay all right fine i'm
going when i get back it's chair city
and i'm the guy who's
sitting in a chair
all right you will notice that i am
fully dressed i in turn have noticed
that you are not
so in the words of a.a milne get out of
my chair dill hole
okay
[Applause]
what are you doing well you said i had
to give you the chair you didn't see
anything about the cushions
the cushions are the essence of the
chair that's right i'm taking the
essence
oh he'll be back
oh there's nobody in the room
where's my underwear
come on come on what you took his
underwear he took my essence okay hold
on
joey why why can't you just wear the
underwear you're wearing now cause i'm
not wearing any underwear now
okay um then why do you have to wear
underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay
not gonna go commando in another man's
fatigue
well then it looks like somebody's gonna
have to give somebody back his cushions
okay
you hide my clothes i'm gonna do the
exact opposite to you
what are you what are you gonna show me
my clothes
hey opposite
is opposite
he's got nothing
okay buddy boy here it is
you hide my clothes i'm wearing
everything you own
oh my god
that is so not the opposite of taking
somebody's underwear
look at me i'm chandler could i be
wearing any more clothes
maybe if i wasn't going commando
yeah
i'll tell you it's hot with all this
stuff on i uh i better not do any i
don't know lunges
okay okay enough enough with the
lunching no i'm sick of this okay i've
had up to here with you two neither of
you can come to the party
geez what a baby
[Music]
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