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I'm I'm setting the phone
down but I'm still
here just don't go anywhere I'm still
here don't don't switch or anything cuz
I'm I'm right here just one
sec one sec one second wait one second
just what Monica I'm
scared that's that's a sleeve okay and
we also have speaker phone please stay
on the line your call is important to us
hey wait you got to hang up cuz we're
going to be late thank you for your
patience you're the next caller yes yes
I'm the next caller you're going to have
me hang
up hello
yah it's time for your massage yah put
put your face in the
hole oh a Swedish massage from a real
Swedish person huh okay then I'm
Swedish so what's your name it's a
normal Swedish name
Ikea wow what an interesting name yeah
you know I'm kind time for your scalp
massage wow I really love
your is something wrong no it's just um
just feels so good
Ikea oh hey say you'll know this what's
the capital of
Sweden um
Stockholm damn I wish I knew if that was
right everybody has ordered I would like
to start the celebration and make a
toast to
Phoebe she dropped your sock a
what no Emma dropped her sock Mom's here
I wanted to have lunch with her today
she told me she was out of
town she still has not noticed that the
baby sock is on the ground it's a good
toast will you please get her attention
oh
mommy oh for God's sake Judy pick up the
sock pick got the socks Pi got the
socks I'm sorry was that
rude you know what I'm thinking oh
okay
how it's been so long since you've had
sex you're wondering if they've changed
it no although now that's what I'm
thinking
all right so what were you thinking well
I was thinking that you gave the guy
Such Great Haircuts I thought maybe
you'd like to do mine oh
no why not because I'm just I'm
incredibly anal and an unbelievable
control freak no you're not I know I'm
not but you are and I was trying to
spare your
feelings you know it's funny last time
Paula was here my hair was so much
shorter and cuter all right okay but but
you have to promise that you will not be
all like controlly and bossy and all you
know Monica about
it I promise all right let's see now
some of you are going to get cut and
some of you
aren't but I promise none of you will
feel a thing
[Music]
all right that's it I Quit what I didn't
say anything yeah but this isn't the
face of a person who trusts a person
okay this is the face of a person who
you know doesn't trust a
person I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just
well just a little shorter than what we
had discussed would you relax I know
what I am doing this is how he wears
it how who wears it Dei
Moore Demi Moore is not a he well he was
a he in Arthur and in
10 that's Dudley Moore I said I wanted
it like demore oh oh oh my God oh God oh
my God oh my God I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry which is demore she's the actress
there was in disclosure and decent
proposal ghost oh oh she's got Gorgeous
Hair how is
she it's too soon to
tell she's resting which is a good
sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie
to you Ross it doesn't look
good I put a clip on one side which
seems to have stopped the
curling well can we see you your hair
looks too good I think it would upset
her Ross why don't you come on in so you
go ahead I'll catch up okay
okay come on that's not running let's
[Music]
go you guys I'm telling you when she
runs she looks like a cross between
Kermit the Frog and the $6 billion
man Monica had such a crush on him yeah
she used to kiss his poster every night
before she went to bed oh I used to do
that too did you also have his album
It's Not Easy Being
Green oh
my so phoi runs weird
huh yeah yeah you know what and and I
know she's going to want to run again I
just don't I don't know how to get out
of it I mean I live with her why don't
you just be straight with her tell her
the truth you're right you're right I
should just tell her the truth hey hey
hey F Monica tripped me I don't think I
can ever run again
ever why why would you do that I don't
know Rachel I'm sorry that I hurt your
ankles ankle we'll see
[Music]
hi oh yeah uhhuh it's me I saw you grab
your running shoes this morning and
sneak out you lied so you could run by
yourself no no Phoebe no I was no you
know what I was I was actually just
checking to see if I could run and I can
please Rachel I am not an idiot no wait
t
hey B can I talk to you for a second
sure okay um
I Phoebe look I just wanted to say that
I'm sorry okay I handled the situation
horribly and and I should not have lied
to
you so what should you have done well I
I should have told you the truth uhhuh
which
is well you know the reason that I
didn't want to go running with you is
because um well you know the way that
you run is just a
little so well it's embarrassing people
were looking at us like we were crazy
why do you care because they're
people but people that you don't know
and will never see again yes but still
they are people with
eyes well I didn't get embarrassed
running next to miss
but oh okay no no I can see why running
with me would be embarrassing to you
yeah okay you're uptight well I I am not
up listen I am not uptight
man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging
you that's just who you are me I'm more
free you know I run like I did when I
was a kid because that's the only way
it's fun you know I mean didn't you you
ever run so fast you thought your legs
were going to fall off you know like
when you were like running toward the
swings or or running away from
Satan the neighbor's dog
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[Music]
[Applause]
I'm so sorry you right this feels great
see and you don't care if people are
staring it's just for a second cuz then
you're gone God I mean it's amazing je I
feel so free and So
Graceful hey look out for the
horse
s you here come here here okay you're
going to take this tray you're going to
stand on this yellow Mark you're going
to move on action you're going to walk
over to the operating table you're going
to stop on that blue Mark you're going
to put the tray down don't walk too fast
but don't
dawle okay now
what
and
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
well don't be okay that
helps and and
action hey you know what don't worry
about a he usually takes me three takes
two all right
eight action
[Music]
hey hey so what' he say uh well he can
be a little rough around the edges so
I'm going to replace a word he used a
lot with the word
puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
friend doesn't get her puppy act
together I am going to fire her mother
puppy ass
I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just not
an actor that's right you're not you're
a nurse You're nurse with Trey Joey no
no nurse with Trey doesn't know Joey she
doesn't have time for friends she gets
in that operating room and she carries
that try to the doctor because if she
doesn't people die who
dies man with eye patch well you get in
there and you do your job yes doctor
okay okay let's try this one more time
hang in there man with ey patch your
tray is
coming
and
action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
next the rest of the
scene okay from the top
people somebody got your shoes no give
me
wful oh these are my rat
babies yeah we have rat babies
now you brought RS to my birthday party
so this is what a stroke feels
like I had to bring them we killed their
mother they're our responsibility now
you know they require constant doesn't
care you should know that Rachel you're
a mother
oh are you comparing my daughter to a
rat no seven
rats I think we should take them home we
need to feed them why were you're going
to leave my party to take care of a box
of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm
not like you okay not everyone can
afford
help remarkable women for their time
they lived in a patriarchal society
sorry I'm late but I left late
okay so pH what is the book about I
thought you said you read it in high
school well yeah but then I remembered I
started it and then there was this pep
rally and I was I was on top of the
pyramid but anyway um what's the book
about okay it's this tragic love story
between Kathy and heathcliffe and um it
takes place on these like really creepy
Moors and England which I think
represent the wildness of heathcliff's
character I totally get symbolism
how would you characterize the theme of
this book uh let's see Rachel
Green um well I would have to say that
it's a it's a tragic love
story well that's sort of a given but
yes anyone else oh oh oh
symbolism and uh the the uh wildness of
the Moors with which I think is is
mirrored in the wildness of uh
heathcliff's
character excellent what Rachel has
shrewdly observed
here you completely stole my answer what
honey that was pretty obvious how would
you know you didn't even read
it what do you think uh you and the blue
shirt I think that um yours is a
question with many possible
answers would you care to venture one
would you care to venture
one are you just repeating what I'm
saying are you just repeating what I'm
saying oh good you're here hi what you
got here oh this well I'm glad you
asked now don't you hate it when you
have to cut a tin can with an ordinary
steak knife
now I know what you're thinking pregnant
woman slays
Four B they didn't make you pay for
those knives did they no are you sure
no honey you're not going to make enough
money to help Frank and Alice just by
selling knives no no I know that but I
just need to make enough money for the
second part of my plan what's the second
part of your plan my Saturn dealership
CL the waxine and linen strips to leg
number one did that
okay grasp one of the linen strips by
its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one
quick pain-free motion
okay is it not
painfree no it was painful oh my God
they should call it paining now with a
little
wax well the girls in the satin ities on
the commercial don't seem to think it's
that bad that's because their nerves are
probably deadened from being so stupid
but hey you know if you don't believe me
please be my
guest ow ow ow oh my God now aren't you
glad we didn't start with the bikini
[Music]
strips all right it's okay it's
okay we were just waxing our legs
off for your information this happens to
be a pain like no man will ever
experience yeah well I don't think you
can make that statement unless you've
been kicked in an area the God only
meant to be treated
nicely yeah I I think women just have a
lower threshold for pain than men that's
all I mean come on it's just a little
wax oh
yeah oh that's
mature okay fine so now what I just pull
it off uhhuh that's
right all right Monica if there is
something that you would like to share
you know you had no right to go out with
him that is the most ridiculous you sold
me out I did not sell you out absolutely
talk did you just flick
me okay well you wouldn't let me finish
and I
was ow that hurt
heart quit flicking ow you flicking you
flicked me first D
[Music]
it let's not do
[Music]
this okay now I'm going to kick some a
all right now I will let go if you both
stop what do you you want me to stop
seeing him is that what you want uh-huh
you want me to just call him up and tell
him that you're seeing him instead is
that what you want
okay oh that's what you want
yes fu fine fine there we
go you know what if we were in prison
you guys would be like my
[Applause]
oh my God how did you get back
here BB
Buffet fire
[Laughter]
alarm oh hi off officer fireman can I
help you you found your fire alarm in
the trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes
it is how do you know the next time you
want to dump a fire alarm in the trash
shoot don't wrap it in a blanket that
says property of Phoebe buet not
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
search warrant because the last time I
checked this was still
America please reattach this it's
against the law to disconnect them fine
but please God tell me how to stop it
from going off just press the reset
button under the plas a cover there's a
reset button oh thank you thank you
there's a reset button my
God why didn't I see
that reset button reset button where's
there Reet oh here it is oh
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[Music]
get out of here can you
stay SM look at
me SM cat
C SM cat it's not
[Music]
your oh my God I know I sound
amazing W take you to the vet you're
obviously not the favorite
smell
catell
it's I've I've I've never heard myself
sing before I mean except in my own head
oh this is so cool now I can hear what
you
hear pretty uh pretty different
huh I am sorry but I'm incredibly
talented
[Music]
I just think that you don't expect
someone so hot to be so sweet oh I like
that oh what's your name um Phoebe buet
how do you spell that so we can get it
right oh okay it's um p as in Phoebe H
as in heie O as an OB e as an EB b as in
BB and e as an L there
[Music]
mate today we're going to start with
some songs about barnyard animal
animal oh the cow in the M goes moo oh
the cow in the M goes moo then the
farmer hits him on the head and grinds
them up and that's how we get
hamburgers
now
chicken oh look there's there's Monica
and Chandler hey hey you guys hey
[Applause]
Monica Monica oh my
God oh my God oh my eyes my eyes bab
okay it's okay it's okay no they're
doing it I know I know I know you know
yes I know and Joey knows but Ross
doesn't know so you have to stop
screaming what's going on
nothing oh God we're just so excited did
you want to get this
apartment actually it looks really
good it looks pretty good get in
here so everybody's
here everybody's
good so were you going to play something
Phoebe well actually I had
to all right
hey Julie I didn't know you wore lenses
what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this
is a song um about a love triangle
between three people that I made
up um it's called um two of them kissed
last
night there was a girl will call call
her Betty and a guy let's call him
Neil now I can't stress this point too
strongly this story isn't
real now on NE must decide who will be
the girl that he casts aside will Betty
be the one who he loves truly or will it
be the one who will call
LLY he must de he must decide even
though I made him up he must
decide hey ra can I ask you something
yeah okay you can totally say no but um
would it be okay with you if I set Ross
up on a date oh uh with who um my friend
Bonnie she just always thought Ross was
really cute and now that you two aren't
together she asked if I could set it up
but if you're not cool with it which one
is Bonnie again you remember her from my
birthday party two years ago she's yeah
like average height medium build it's
bald
oh that's fine great okay good for you
all
[Music]
right oh that was depressing I think I
just bought a soft pretzel from one of
the kids from
Fame ready to go to the movies mhm oh re
this is Bonnie
hi this is Bonnie this is Bon Bonnie
you're Bonnie I can show you an ID if
you want Oh no just you look a lot
different than the last time I I saw you
oh yeah well I just started wearing bras
again oh that must be
it well I hope you have fun tonight
thanks you too
okay you said she was Bal yeah she was
Bal she's not now
how could you not tell me that she has
hair I don't know I hardly ever say that
about people oh well this is just
perfect well I'm sorry I thought you
said it was okay yeah I said it was okay
when I thought she was some weird bald
chick I mean you know that girl has got
hair all over her
head well maybe it won't work out maybe
Ross won't like her personality why does
she have a bad personality oh no
Bonnie's the best
[Applause]
so Ross how um how did it go with Bonnie
oh I got to tell you I I wasn't
expecting to like her at all I mean I
actually wasn't expecting to like anyone
right now but she's really terrific oh
it's too
bad no I I'm saying I liked her yeah you
know what there are other fish in the
SE theves I think she's great okay we're
going out again okay hey I hear you are
you capable of talking about anything
else okay would you rather live in the
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside
his shower
drain oh my God Phoebe look it's R and
that
girl big no no look at that it's a line
of ants they're working as a team
baby right oh yeah wow oh it looks like
Ross is breaking up with her o I hope he
lets her down easy let's go come on bab
look at that they're not breaking up
look at them okay that you know what
that is that is that is a second date
that's what that is look at that she
just put her hand on his thigh oh no
that really is nothing she's very
sexually aggressive oh baby this is all
your fault now he loves her he's going
to marry her and this is all your
fault you said it was okay you said she
was bald
was was was was was
was babbe we can't we just can't let it
happen okay we have to do something but
we have to break them up okay you just
go in there and like shave her head you
owe me one bold
girl okay first of all
breathe second of all I don't get it
aren't you the one that decided you
didn't want to be with
Ross yes well isn't he your friend don't
you want him to be happy
yes
so I just you know I didn't expect him
to be this happy so
soon oh no what oh we killed them
all hey so listen you know my friend
Chris who owns the crematorium
crematorium Chris
sure he said that he would cremate my
fur coat for free if I um you know bring
in the next person I know who
dies oh my God oh my God look at these
bels don't get too attached she's having
it cremated
what phoei honey honey I know you're
quirky and I get a big kick out of it we
all do actually but if you destroy a
coat like this I mean that is like a
crime against
nature not nature
fashion this is fashion okay so to you
death is fashion that's really funny
yeah here's here's Phoebe um sporting
you know Cutting Edge Harry carcass from
you know the the steel traps of winry
Russia I mean you really think this
looks good
cuz I
do look who's
back hey fees call security phes uh
didn't you get fired I don't think so
Phoebe Jack
hey what are you doing here all better
back to work except this clown from
research told me I was fired he should
do his research
huh well you were
fired nuh-uh
I told that guy who answered your phone
oh okay I didn't get that message so
this doesn't count anyway I'll be in my
office uh phebe I you you you don't have
an office that's all right I I'll work
right here this is good next to this
plant let's you're in my
office look I have made a lot of cash
for this company okay I'm talking big
bucks pesos Yen rubles you make one
little mistake you you lost $13 million
oh so now this is all about
money you know it's bad enough then ow
oh you have got to be kidding are you
all right I'm having another heart
attack what I'm having another heart
attack call
911
dumbass hey feves how's it going they
fired me and I'm having a heart attack
oh well welcome back yeah just see so
many people who have accomplished so
many of their goals by the time they're
30 yeah but you shouldn't compare
yourself to
[Applause]
me I did it one mile on a hippity hop
that's it that's everything I wanted to
do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister
oh well but
yay and and girls this thing is a
godsend if you know what I
mean people I want you to take a piece
of paper here you go and write down your
most embarrassing memory oh and I do ask
that when you're not using the markers
you put the Caps back on them because
they will dry out
L you guys um I don't mean to be a pain
about this but um I've noticed that some
of you are just placing them on you want
to push the
Caps until you hear them
click Gunther where are you going I um
was sort of thinking about maybe no no
you can't go no this is fun come on
we're just getting started here here's
your
marker listen if you want to go just go
no she'll yell at me
again all right I can get you out
what in a minute I'm going to create a
diversion and I do walk quickly to the
door and don't look
back okay the first person's most
embarrassing memory is Monica your party
sucks all right very funny
oh no oh did someone forget to use a
coaster
what I don't see
anything great I'm seeing water rings
again okay she's taking the trash out so
I can get you out of here but it has to
be now she'll be back any minute what
about my friend Victor no only the three
of you any more than that and she'll get
suspicious all right let me just get my
coat there isn't
time just leave everything they'll take
care of you next
door is it true they have
beer everything you've heard is
true could you guys please try to keep
it down we're trying to start a bosle
tournament you and you you're supposed
to be at my party
and
Gunther what are you doing
here hey welcome to the
phe phie all right I'm sorry but these
people needed me you know they work hard
all week it's Saturday night they
deserve to have a little fun
go you know my party is fun maybe it's
little quieter less obvious sort of fun
but you know if people would just give
it a chance it's
so
Showtime okay Rachel get me perfume okay
and Joie could you get me a bottle of
wine and
glasses it'll be great you just make her
think you want to have sex with her and
it'll totally fig her
out okay listen how far or am I going to
have to go with her relax she's going to
give in way before you do how do you
know because you're on my team and my
team always
wins at
this just go get
some
go okay honey now I'm going to try to
listen from right here okay okay oh
wait good idea yeah wait don't give away
the farm okay
FY Chandler come on
it I was going
to um I brought some wine would you like
some
[Music]
sure so here we are nervous me no you no
I want this to
happen so do
I I'm going to put on some
music maybe maybe I'll dance for you
[Music]
[Music]
you look
[Music]
good
thanks you know that say things like
that it makes me want to rip that
sweater vest right
off well why don't we move this into the
bedroom really
oh do you not want it no no I just you
know first I want to take off all my
clothes and have you rub lotion on
me well that would be
nice I'll go get the
lotion
a this is totally getting out of hand
okay she wants me to put lotion on her
she's bluffing look she's not backing
down she went like this
he's not backing down he went to get
lotion oh man aren't you guys done yet I
want to sit in my
chair Joey look just look at it this way
the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the
sooner this is all over and out in the
open o I like that oh okay show him your
bra he's afraid of bras can't work them
[Applause]
wow you didn't rip off any
buttons it's not my first
time you go back out there and you
seduce her till she cracks okay give me
a
second did you clean up in
here oh you you're uh you're going I'm
not without you lover
so this is my
bra it's very very
nice well come
here I'm very happy we're going to have
all the
sex you should be I'm very
bendy I'm going to kiss you now
not if I kiss you
[Applause]
first well I guess there's nothing left
for us to do but but
kiss here it
comes our first
kiss okay okay okay okay will you win I
can't have sex with you and why not
because I'm a love with Monica you're
you're
what love her that's right I love her I
love her
I love you
Monica I love you too
[Music]
Chandler I just I thought you guys were
doing it I didn't know you were in
love
dude and hats off to Phoebe quite a
competitor and may I say your breasts
are still Shar God
right so that's it it's over everybody
knows well actually Ross doesn't yes and
we'd appreciate if no one told him
yet don't you think you've had enough to
drink I'm just helping the
kids how is you drinking helping the
kids because the more I drink the less
there is for the kids to
drink wasn't there a time when the
brightest Minds in the world believed
that the Earth was flat and up until
like what 50 years ago you all thought
the atom was the smallest thing until
you split it open and this like whole
mess of crap came
out now are you telling me that you are
so unbelievably arrogant that you can't
admit that there's a teeny tiny
possibility that you could be wrong
about
this there might be
a
teeny
tiny
possibility I can't believe you
caved what you just abandon your whole
belief
[Music]
system no I mean before I didn't agree
with you but at least I respected you
but no how how how are you going to go
into work tomorrow how how are you going
to face the other science guys how how
are you going to face
[Music]
yourself that was fun so who's hungry
oh okay then what
happened oh oh
uh-huh
uh-huh you'll get your
turn hey Phoenix what's going on nothing
this is not
[Music]
over put your 20 bucks down okay first
one to find the tasty treat wins okay
mhm all right let's get the contestants
out of their isolation
booths and they're
off get your foot off my contestant
judge judge rules no violation
oh hey guys yeah hey you know what it's
so weird to say this but I just had a
great date with Janice what are you
serious yeah I opened up to her about
all the terrible stuff that's been
happening to me I mean I talked for
hours it is amazing to have someone give
you such such focused attention you
don't need Janice for that you've got us
then the dock gets another butter no oh
hey hey that's not a Nutter butter
that's just an old wanton no judge rules
Nutter
butter tough call
yeah um I'd also like to try on The
Tiara oh yeah
okay well what do you think too
much a tad okay then take the Tiara back
and let me hold the musket
again something's missing it's not okay
oh let me see the ring that my friend
picked
out what's the 1920s princess Cup ring I
just sold it to that gentleman oh my God
wait no no
what let me out
no hi hey oh what's the matter
well you know that psychic I see yeah
well she told me that I'm going to die
this week so I'm kind of bummed about
that what yeah and I know you guys don't
know a lot about psychic readings but
that one is pretty much the worst one
you can
get baby that's crazy I can't believe
she would say that to you yeah honey you
don't believe her do you I don't she you
know said that I'd have triplets but she
also said one of them would be black
oh just out of curiosity did she tell
you how you're GNA go no cuz she didn't
tell me I was going to die till the very
end of the session and I was not going
to waste a whole other hour there I mean
I've only got a week left you know I've
really got to start living
[Music]
now hey hey FEPS you're still
alive how are you feel feeling oh it's
so exhausting waiting for
death oh by the way do you think
you peeps what are you doing I Was
preparing you for my Deb didn't you
think I was dead did that not come
off oh yeah scared the hell out of me I
thought we'd lost you
forever V do you want to lie down yeah
thanks and listen can you do me a favor
could you just um wake me up in a couple
hours if you
[Applause]
can Hey Hey listen to this my reading
was wrong I'm not going to die really
how do you know because my psychic is
dead she must have read the cards wrong
oh I'm sorry better her than
me hey let's B
cookies got me
Taffy Taffy really I've never had any
ever
well I think my mother was too busy
planning her suicide to provide
saltwater
treats thank
you so what are you just never going to
tell her oh no no no I will I just want
to butter her up first you know I'm
going to take her to an amazing
Valentine's dinner do all this romantic
stuff and then just when she thinks I'm
the best boyfriend in the world then I'm
going to tell her that my pregnant
ex-girlfriend is living with me if I
haven't said it before she's a lucky
lucky lady
so where are you going what the mother
of crap is up with this
stuff oh God it is it gum is it food
what what's the
deal oh it's nice may I try a pink
one oh excuse me ma'am yes you can't put
your cigarette out on a tree yeah I can
it worked real
well no but you shouldn't so don't ever
do that again I won't till I have my
next cigarette hold it NYPD freeze punk
what that's right you are so
busted uh
bookham who are you talking to save it
red unless you want to spend a night in
The Slammer you apologize to the
tree I am not going to apologize to a
tree you apologize to the tree right now
or I am calling for backup
Backup backup I'm I'm sorry sorry okay
cancel backup cancel
backuping down the
street goats
opting leaving little
treats I don't know does it even work
without my sexy voice I like
it Gunther kiss me
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and I'm still waiting for my paper my
shame
man thank you my
babies Rachel
yeah I don't know if you heard about
what happened between me and Phoebe the
other day no well we kissed I I didn't
initiate the kiss but but I also didn't
stop it and I've been feeling
guilty okay so
um are we
cool
okay I knew you wouldd
understand oh what that's like the third
time that lady's won on a machine I was
playing uh I'll bet she's one of those
people
Mo
people what no no a lurker oh what's a
lurker okay when you're playing a
machine and it hasn't paid out a lurker
waits for you to give up and then kills
you no they swoop in and steal your
jackpot oh mhm how do you know about
this my nana used to do
it that's how she paid for all my dance
karate lessons dance karate yes it's a a
deadly but beautiful
sport kiss just
me oh well lost
again that's it you and me
outside I wouldn't want to see you lose
a chunk of that pretty blonde
hair
Co okay lady your lurking days are over
what yeah from now on everyone you lurk
I'm going to lurk first if you move on
to someone else I'm going to be one step
ahead of you every single time and then
I'll be on your ass every hour of every
day till Monday cuz that's when I go
home
when do you leave also Monday what time
maybe we can share a
c who else wants one of my special
homemade brownies I will have one oh
yeah I'm not going to have one of
those no no it's just my tooth all I'll
have
another so what's the matter you need a
dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I
have a good one too I just I I I can't
see him see that is the problem with
invisible
dentists why why can't you go to them
because every time I go to the dentist
somebody
dies that is so weird because every time
I go to the dentist I look down the
hygienist
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
there was um John my mailman and then my
my cowboy friend albino
Bob and did all of these people actually
died yes while I was in the chair that's
why I take such good care of my teeth
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
I floss to save
lives PHS come on you didn't kill
anybody these people just happen to die
when you went to the dentist it's it's
just a coincidence well tell that to
them oh you can't they're
dead
hey hey what are you doing here well I I
thought a lot about what you said and um
I realized I maybe I was a little
judgmental yeah oh but oh now bab
remember hey they're just fulfilling
their Christmas Destiny sure
yes
okay yikes that one doesn't look very
fulfilled oh that's uh that's one of the
old ones he's just taking it to the back
you keep the old ones in the back that
is so
aist but we have to make room for the
fresh ones
so what happens to the old guys well
they go into the
chipper well I have a feeling that's not
as happy as it
sounds
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no hey hey
hey found you in my
bed how' you wind up there you are a
mysty little black curly
hair little black curly hair little
black little black little black little
black little
blackly thank
you um now if you want to receive emails
about my upcoming shows then please give
me money so I can buy a computer
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