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oh sorry did I get
you no you didn't get me it's an
electric drill you get me you kill
me calm down do you want this unit or
not I do not want this unit oh you
should have told me that before not a
mine reader
and we're out of here okay I'm going to
Monica's
fine and it was Ern molrat who first
hypothesized that the Velociraptor when
threatened would expand its collar and
emit a high pitched noise to frighten
off its Predator yes Mr Lewis what kind
of
noise just a high pitched intimidating
getting noise but like
how well we we don't know for
sure but in my head it it sounded
something like
[Laughter]
this of course this is just conjecture
oh my God what does that thing
do uh that's an eye removal machine all
right I'm out of I'm kidding I'm kidding
uhoh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller Monica told
me you were a little nervous but don't
worry everything's going to be just fine
so we're done then almost but first we
got to start okay this is the glaucoma
test uhhuh sit
down okay put your chin here
M now you're going to feel a small puff
of air in each eye what what
a small puff of bear now come
on here we go all right one two three
okay sorry all right I'm going to stay
in here this time okay ready uhhuh one
two I'm sorry you know what I'm going to
hold her head okay that's okay okay okay
okay one uh-huh two I'm sorry you know
what you're young you probably don't
have
glaucoma okay so it was very very nice
to meet you sir and hey what are you are
you crazy okay got a small minor
infection in that left eye I want you to
take these drops three times a day for a
week and you'll be as good as new yeah
no I I don't I don't put things in my
eye okay then I guess we'll see you back
here in 3 months great and I'll fit you
for a glass eye okay just give me the
the damn
drops Dr
Miller p e CF
D very good
Monica you know where they are I sure
do and you don't get
one what next blow a bubble a bubble's
good it's got a uh boyish charm it's
impish
here we
go nice going imp okay okay it it's okay
all I need to do is reach over and put
it back in my
mouth good save we're back on track and
I'm chewing someone else's
gum this is not my gum oh my God oh my
God and now you're
choking are you all
right oh my God you're
choking
better yes thank you that
was that was perfection
[Music]
hey hey check it out guess what I got
rhythm no my first fan mail take
out Dear Dr rore know that I love you
and would do anything to have you gosh
you're not so secret admirer Erica
Ford oh wait PS en close please find 14
of my
eyelashes you know in crazy world that
means you're
married this wasn't addressed Days of
Our Lives this is this came to your
apartment there's no stamp on it this
woman was in our building oh my
God I got my very own
stalker oh my God I love this apartment
isn't it perfect I can't believe I never
realized how how great it is well that
is because your eye immediately goes to
the big naked man
it's amazing you better hurry up and
fill out an application or I'm going to
beat you to it
oh well I never thought I'd say this but
I'm going to go use ugly naked guy's
bathroom oh look there's there's Monica
and Chandler hey hey you guys hey
[Applause]
Monica Monica oh my
God and Monica oh my God oh my eyes my
eyes bab bab okay it's okay it's okay no
they're doing it I know I know I know
you know yes I know and Joey knows but
Ross doesn't know so you have to stop
screaming what's going
on nothing oh we're just so excited did
you want to get this
apartment actually it looks really
good it looks pretty good get in
[Music]
here woo Die Hard still great
yeah hey what do you say we make it a
double feature what else you in Die Hard
2 Joey this is die hard one again
oh but we watch it a second time and
it's die hard
too Joey we just saw it and and it would
be cool to see it again yeah
die dude you didn't say die
hard is everything
okay yeah I just got I got plants well
John mlan had
plans now you see the thing is I want to
get out of here before Joey gets all wor
worked up and starts calling everybody
what are you talking about
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
what happened I don't know
asleep that is all yeah yeah
yeah all right well uh I better go yeah
I think that would be
best all right I'll talk to you later
okay but not about this no never
never so uh
uh bye no touch no touch
[Music]
hey just uh brought back your videos uh
hey uh Ross look uh I think we need to
talk about before no no we
don't yes we do now look that was the
best nap I ever
had I I don't know what you're talking
about come on admit it that was the best
nap you ever
had my had
better okay
when all right all right it was the best
M ever I said it okay but it's over
Joey I want to do it
again we can't do it again why not
because it's
weird
fine you want something to drink sure
what do you got warm milk and Excedrin
[Applause]
PM boy I'll tell you that judging stuff
took a lot out of me yeah yeah see about
may be going upstairs and taking a
little nap on my
couch what why would I care about
that no reason I'm just saying that uh
that's where I'll be
[Applause]
[Music]
great nap it really
[Applause]
was dude what the hell are you
doing God
excuse
me okay Chandler mon there's only one
banana nut muffin left oh well order
mine first yeah but I'm I'm so much
faster give it to me no give it to
me okay you can have it
there you go enjoy your
coffee that was there when I got
here hey you guys you will never guess
who's coming to New York quick Phoebe
tell us before you can swallow okay Ryan
that guy I went out with who's in the
Navy you went out with a guy in the Navy
yeah I met him when I was um playing
guitar in Washington Square Park Ryan
threw in saltwater taffy cuz he didn't
have any change hey is that when you
wrote saltwater taffy man
e no he is my submarine guy he
resurfaces like every couple years and
we have the most amazing three days
together only this time he's coming for
two weeks two whole weeks which means
yay so wait this guy goes down for like
two years at a
time that'll teach you to lick my
muffin all
oh no what happened I just spoke to
Carol Ben's got the chicken pox you yeah
so if you haven't already had it chances
are you're going to get it well I've had
it yeah I've had it had it had it well I
haven't ever had it I feel so left out
oh
look we can't go now it looks like
Rachel's going to put on a
skit oh my God have you lost your mind
no no no no no no I finally thinking
clearly my lucky dress wasn't working
out too well for me but for 4 years this
baby never
missed I cannot I can't
let actually I kind of want to see what
happens hey he nice uh costume oh yeah
well I wanted to give Emily a big
American goodbye cheer so
okay ready okay give me an e e give me
an m m give me an I I give me an l l
give me y
y
again
Emily
Emily okay let be a cheerleader to
fine I'm fine I just lose your tooth
it's no big deal I have a dentist you
know put some ice on it excuse
me okay what do I do now what do I do
now I think you're
done okay time to take off the
[Music]
bra uh that was really uh
great but I I got to take off actually
take off
all right come on let's go get your coat
okay Rachel is my
girlfriend okay 10 blocks down five to
go oh wait stop stop up oh I'm sorry do
you need a
break my boot's in tan hey can you get a
little closer so I can see the price I
can see it from right here it'll cost
you one
husband okay I'm sorry I think I I can
walk the rest of the way now just just
give me my
boots I don't have your boots well I
don't have them either where are they
well why don't you check in one of my
saddle bags while I chew on a bail of
hay okay God we got to go back and get
them honey are you seriously ever going
to wear the boots
again okay I'm never going to wear them
again just didn't get a chance to say
goodbye you know what you can say
goodbye to the tan
ones
okay all
right okay bye boots wait half off hey
oh we we can't keep eating like
this it's uh
12:50 okay
um
so you make the pizzas in one of those
uh wood burning ovens
no actually um I think they're gas gas
wow
intense if this is the way all the gers
flirt we don't have a
problem hey uh you know that smell gas
has yeah they put that
in what the gas G is
odorless but they add the smell so you
know when there's a
leak well
okay a lot of other gas
smells you know what um actually I I
really I should go oh but I I I haven't
paid you yet you know what that's okay
you guys have ordered so many that this
one's on
me great
get anything that's not Ralph
Lauren yeah I don't think so
Joe all right I guess this will be fun
Hey listen uh what are you what are you
doing tonight nothing what how would you
feel about taking out my assistant tag
I'll
pay M I got to say it's going to take a
lot of money for me to go out on a date
with a
dude I'm not asking you to go on a date
with him really cuz I could kind of use
the money
no Joey just just he's new in town and I
know he doesn't have any guy friends
just take him to like a ball game or
something I'd really appreciate it yeah
okay sure no problem thank you o hey
Donuts in what John Houston film would
you hear this line badges we don't need
no stinking badges Treasure of Sierra
Madre correct there's a possible
backwards bonus MRE Sierra the of
treasure yes I'd like to go up the
ladder of chance to the golden mud hut
please Wise Choice how many rungs
six that noise can only mean one thing
hung monkey
monkey I'd like a wicked Wango card okay
it's an audio question name this
television theme
song oh my God okay I know this give me
give me a second tell it to time Turtle
shut up dream of genam yes yes you're
back in the lead uh I'd like to spin the
wheel oh come
on super Speedy speed round is there a
Hopping bonus of
[Laughter]
course who invented bifocals Ben
Franklin correct which monarch has ruled
Great Britain the longest Queen Victoria
correct again but you forgot to switch
legs between questions so hopping bonus
oh every time now over to Chandler I'd
like a Google card are you sure yes
no
Google oh my God congratulations Ross
because Chandler you've been bamboozled
no this is the best game ever okay okay
you here come here here okay you're
going to take this tray you're going to
stand on this yellow Mark you're you're
going to move on action you're going to
walk over to the operating table you're
going to stop on that blue Mark you're
going to put the tray down don't walk
too fast but don't
dawle okay now
what
and
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
well don't be okay that helps
and
action hey you know what don't worry
about it Fe usually takes me three takes
two all right
eight action
[Music]
hey so what' he say uh well he can be a
little rough around the edges so I'm
going to replace a word he used a lot
with the word
puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
friend doesn't get her puppy act
together I am going to fire her mother
puppy
ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just
not an actor that's right you're not
you're a nurse You're nurse with Trey
Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know
Joey she doesn't have time for friends
she gets in that operating room and she
carries that tray to the doctor because
if she doesn't people die who
dies man with eye patch well you get in
there and you do your job yes doctor
okay okay hey let's try this one more
time hang in there man with ey patch
your tray is
coming
and
action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
next the rest of the
scene okay from the top
people hey don't
it's worse than the
thumb hey this is so unfair oh why is it
un so I have a flaw big deal like Joey's
constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying
and Ross with his over pronouncing every
single word and Monica with that snort
when she laughs I mean what the hell is
that
thing I accept all those flaws why can't
you accept me for this
does the knuckle cracking bother
everybody
well I I could live without
it was it like a little Annoying or is
it like when Phoebe chews her
hair oh now don't listen to him phibes
all right I think it's endearing oh you
do do you
you know there's nothing wrong with
speaking correctly indeed there
[Music]
isn't I should really get back to work
yeah otherwise someone might get what
they actually ordered
well the hair comes out and the gloves
come
off
start over there
what's
this isn't it cool room
Ro this is not the bed I ordered I know
you must have won like a contest or
something
baby why is this car in my bedroom I'm
sorry okay I I wasn't looking and the
store said that they won't take it back
because you've signed for it when did I
sign for it when I was you you know what
it's all Joey's fault cuz he left his
nose
open did you make brownies
today knock knock quick take off your
dress you won't notice the
bed hey I'm going for sushi does anybody
want
uh whoa somebody missed the
offramp it's Monica's bed what
okay it's a race
car so this has always been Monica's bed
you're just noticing now how self-
involved are
you okay well if this bed isn't newe
then how come there's plastic on the
mattress sometimes I have bad
dreams hey I'm
here oh oh my God you like it oh my God
it's my new Apothecary table
Ro pH is going to be here any second she
cannot see this oh why not she'll she'll
love it it's the real thing I got to let
Pottery
Barn I know you did I bought the same
one and if she sees your table she's
going to know that I lied to her I told
her that ours was an original why did
you do that because she hates Pottery
Barn she hates Pottery
Barn I know I know she says it's all
mass-produced nothing is authentic and
everyone winds up having the same stuff
so come on she's going to be here any
second can we please just cover this up
with something please what no no I am
not going to hide it from Phoebe oh
although I did get some great Pottery
Barn sheets oh oh I forgot they made
sheets
yeah I still can't believe she hates
Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not
like she hates you yeah but Pottery Barn
you know when I think she's just she's
weird you know it's because she's a twin
twins are
weird Ross she's not weird she just
likes her stuff to be one of a kind huh
you know what's not one of a kind a
twin
hey oh B's here okay so let's turn out
all the lights and we'll just watch the
movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like
it you want to know where I got it sure
he got it at a flea
market you bought your sheets at a flea
market Ross come on you got to loosen
the pur strings a
[Music]
little goody FES can you please not put
your feet up on my
new old
sheet oh sure oh my Apothecary
table what no oh no Ross where did you
get this I got it at Pottery Barn
okay oh my God phbe Pottery Barn has
ripped off the design of our
antique wow oh my god well if they've
ripped off our table ours must be worth
much more than
$150 well this doesn't even smell like
opium of course not it smells like wine
would you spill and thanks for wrecking
my sheep by the way oh Ross calm down
I'll give you the 80
cents but this is the last time with a
chick chick here and a chick chick there
here a chick there a chick everywhere a
chick chick
chicken hey hey how's she
doing
she well yeah don't don't you think it's
a she I don't know
I can't tell whatever it was went back
in too
quickly anyway I got to go change I'm
meeting some of the cast for drinks
excuse me
what I stayed home from work today while
you were rehearsal so somebody could be
here with our chick hey who was up from
2:00 this morning until 5:00 this
morning trying to get her back to
sleep you don't think I get up when you
get
up oh here it comes yes here it comes
I'm stuck here all day and then you come
in and spend two seconds with
us and then expect to go off
gallivanting with your
friends well I don't think so Mister hey
I need to relax okay I was working all
day and you don't think taking care of
our chick is
work that's not what I said okay I just
meant I know what you
meant have you noticed that ever since
we got this
chick we've been fighting a lot more
than we used
to I don't know maybe we weren't ready
to have a
chick I'll take her back
tomorrow you think we'll get our three
bucks back okay let's see okay the trick
is in the oven the stuffing is ready you
know you always cook this meal all by
yourself let me help this here A
Chandler that's sweet but you don't have
to do everything Dr Phil tells you to
do I'm serious let me do something just
not the turkey or the stuffing nothing
high
profile let's see oh the cranberry sauce
it's easy to make and no one really
cares about
it tell me more okay I'm going to go
check on something across the hall you
start by washing these
not with
soul you obviously haven't Taste of my
pal Olive
potatoes hi hi hi um I think there's
something that we really need to talk
about I think we
do why don't we go ins
sign look
uh I know why you're here you do yeah
and to save you from any embarrassment
um I think maybe I should talk
first okay
okay Ross and
Rachel Rachel and
Ross that's been one heck of a seesaw
hasn't
it
what I mean look that that one night we
had was fun and and certainly passionate
but don't don't you think it's better if
we just stay
friends seriously
what okay okay you know what if you want
to we can do it one more
time I mean i' I'd be okay with that in
fact I have some time right now okay you
know what can I can I talk now oh sure
okay I'm pregnant
Ross
Ross okay whenever you're
[Laughter]
ready and you're the father by the way
but you
got can I get you some water I'm good
I'm good
Ross there is no pressure on you okay I
mean you can be as involved as you
want yeah I uh I'm just I don't know I
don't
understand um how this
happen we we used the condom I know I
know but you know condoms only work like
97% of the time what
what
what well they should put that on the
box they do no they
[Laughter]
don't well they should put it in huge
block
letters Okay Ross come on let's just
forget about the condoms oh well I may
as well
have listen you know what I was really
freaked out too when I found out hey I'm
not freaked
out I'm indignant as a
consumer you know what let's let's talk
later no no I want to talk now okay I in
fact I want to talk to the
president of the condom company okay you
know what maybe I should come back
sh they oppress one hey is this true
that you write a lot of your own lines
uh well kind of
yeah like remember last week when Alex
was in the accident well the line in the
script was if we don't get this woman to
a hospital she's going to die but I made
it if this woman doesn't get to a
hospital she's not going to
live oh okay I see what you did there
aren't you afraid though that the
writers are going to be kind of mad when
they read
this huh never really thought about the
writers the scripts just kind of come to
my
house but you know what this makes me
look good which makes the show look good
which makes the writers look good so how
could they be mad about
that makes up most of his lines son of a
yeah right this jerk weed I fall down An
Elevator Shaft what the hell does this
mean I fall down An Elevator Shaft uh I
don't know I just bring the scripts you
take an oath no I made myself take one
yeah no fooling around with clients and
um always be
prepared yeah that one's actually from
the Boy Scouts but it just makes good
sense why don't you just give them the
somebody else no I can handle it no I'm
a
professional oh fibs is that a new ankle
bracelet wow and you got a pedicure your
feet are all dressed
up because that's the only part of you
he can see when he's on the
table you're going to do some feet
flirting I don't know what you're
talking
about then how do you explain the tow
ring
because it's Arabian princess day at
work okay leave me
alone I have a weird feeling about this
place I me how do I know they're not
going to secretly videotape me and put
it all over the
Internet because honey and I I mean this
in the sweetest way possible nobody's
going to want to watch
that Mr Bing here you are you'll go into
that room and deposit your specimen into
the Container deposit my specimen you
know I usually have to call 900 number
for that kind of
talk thanks got
it all right honey my tests are down the
hall you sure you going to be okay yeah
I guess look I know this is embarrassing
but nobody cares no one here even knows
you oh my God
[Applause]
oh come
[Music]
[Applause]
on how great is this yeah we're probably
fertile let's go
home why are you here well Sid and I are
trying again and we had trouble last
time because apparently we no I mean why
why is she
here oh someone's a little cranky today
cuz they have to do it in a cup H oh
they gave you the kitty
size
[Music]
what this was fun but I've got an
invasive vaginal exam to get
to I'd love to stay but I've uh got a
hot date please go just let me know if
you need a hand Joey
peponi oh still too ethnic My AG thinks
I should have a name that's more neutral
Joey
[Laughter]
Switzerland plus you know I think it
should be Joe you know Joey makes me
sound like um this big which I'm
not Joe Joe Joe
Stalin
Stalin Stalin do I know that name that
sounds familiar well it does not ring a
with
me Joe
stal you know that's pretty
good you might want to try
[Applause]
Joseph Joseph
Stalin I think you'd remember that oh
yes bye-bye birdie starring Joseph
Stalin Joseph Stalin is is the Fiddler
on the
[Music]
Roof you know there already is a Joseph
[Laughter]
Stalin you're
kidding apparently he was this Russian
dictator who slaughtered all these
people you'd think you would have known
that you know you'd think I would have
[Music]
hey hey what have you guys been up to oh
we went to a self-defense class today
wow yeah kicking a guy in the crotch all
morning really takes it out of
you takes it out of
you now now we can kick anybody's ass
yeah after one class I don't think so
what you want to see me self-defend
myself go over there and pretend you're
a sexual predator go on I dare
you of course you could defend yourself
from an attack you know is coming that's
not enough look I studied karate for a
long
time and there's a concept you should
really be familiar with it's what the
Japanese call
unagi isn't that a kind of
sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is
it's freshwater
eel all right maybe it means that too oh
I would kill for a salmon skin roll
right now
no fine get attacked I don't even
care come on Ross we're sorry please
tell us what it
is unagi is a state of total
awareness okay only by achieving true
unagi can you be prepared for any danger
that may befall
you you mean in case someone's trying to
steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your
kettle of fish
all I'm saying is it's one thing being
prepared for an attack against like each
other whole another story being prepared
for an attack I don't know like
[Laughter]
surprise all right you knew that was
coming but that doesn't mean you have
unagi oh you know what if we
reservations we could have unagi in
about a half
[Music]
[Laughter]
hour what the hell was that a lesson in
the importance of
unagi you're a
freak perhaps
now I'm curious at what point during
those girlish screams would you have
begun to kick my
ass all right so we weren't
prepared I'm sorry I had to take such
drastic measures to make my point but I
look I just want you guys to be safe oh
[Music]
danger
ahuh unagi
[Music]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
[Applause]
danger
ah Salmon skin
[Music]
roll hat say Jack yeah Alex TRC oh of
course course check willery definitely
Phoebe you will not find a single game
show host whose ass I cannot
[Laughter]
kick
no say it say we are
unagi it's not something you are it's
something you
have say it you know what I could easily
get out of this but there's a chance you
can get very very
hurt
oh uhhuh nowhere to
run I don't like sitting up here I'm
going to go over no Rachel they got here
[Laughter]
first why is Ross doing that danger oh
my God why is he jumping on those
women we should help
them I I don't think they need any
help I overslept I was supposed to be on
the set half an hour ago I got to get
out of here oh what doy you can't go
like that you stink look I don't I fell
asleep before I could take a shower now
I don't have time they're just 10 blocks
away if I run I can make it yeah Run 10
blocks that'll help the smell hey slow
down no keep
moving so how did it go with Joshua last
night oh well I didn't see Joshua but I
did punch a girl in the face what the
whole night was horrible it was pouring
down rain and when I got there there was
no Rachel Green on the list but there
was a Rachel GP oh so did you get to
meet her
no there is no Rachel gep but then this
other girl overheard us and she was all
I'm Rachel GRE I'm Rachel GRE and he let
her right in so you hit her in the face
no she was already in but then this big
behind me tried to steal my
umbrella so I clocked
her this is my son having lunch okay
it's going to happen a lot so you better
get used to it now if you have any
problem with it if you're uncomfortable
just ask questions Carol's fine with it
come on
Carol
Carol I was just wondering if Joey could
ask you a question about
breastfeeding
sure
uh does it
hurt I did it first but not
anymore
Chandler so uh how often can you do
it as much as he needs oh oh okay I got
one I got one
uh if he blows into one does the other
one get
bigger God how did you get back here BB
Buffet fire
[Laughter]
alarm oh hi officer fireman can I help
you you found your fire alarm in the
trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes it
is
how do you know the next time you want
to dump a fire alarm in the trash shoot
don't wrap it in a blanket that says
property of Phoebe buet not
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
search warrant because the last time I
checked this was still
America please reattach this it's
against the law to disconnect them fine
but please God tell me how to stop it
from going off just press the reset
button under the plastic cover there's a
reset button oh thank you thank you
there's a reset step button my
God why didn't I see
that reset button reset button where's
our reset button oh here it is oh
[Music]
I think the check in is that way
[Applause]
ah oh kids love
me
hey what you you go to a costume
party let me guess um
tonoa and your bom
sagot watch your via yeah what what are
you talking about be I
don't oh my God you drew on me hey you
wet my
pants Oh what kind of party was
this I been walking around like this
since the plane I you have so crossed a
line ra wait the men's room is that way
come on in thanks for coming back um
okay there have been a lot of people
interested in the room but I have
narrowed it down and you are one of the
finalists great okay now before I make
my decision I uh I just want to make
sure that our personalities match okay
so I made up a little test now I'm going
to say a word and then you say the first
thing that comes to mind I can do that
okay here we go pillow fight very
good Okay g string
excellent okay
um
doggy kitten oh
sorry no so close though but okay
bye-bye have a game okay this is great
what's the game what's the game um well
it doesn't have a name no okay pH
ball no it doesn't have a name um okay
Monica what is your favorite thing about
trees
they're green good good Five Points all
right all right
Joey same
question uh oh H they're tall o three
points both fine answers but we were
looking for leafy
leafy that's not even a game
what shut up we're
winning you want to finish this right
now all right we get a deck of cards
high card wins what do you say fine
let's do it oh I have cards yeah here oh
no these are the trick deck okay here
yes okay okay you guys uh you guys pick
first okay
okay four that's a low one
right Phoebe you look I can't do it what
makes you think I
can why are you screaming and hugging oh
because we want our apartment back what
Ace is High Jack queen king Ace no Ace
is Low Ace 2 three
4 I don't
know look
it all right come on let's pick again
pick again right give me give me give me
okay okay come on apartment come on
apartment I know Queen is high not as
high
as it worked King messages for room 226
you okay sluga oh yeah I'm fine I'm
fine what is with you tonight nothing
nothing nothing
nothing okay thank
you it's the Italian hand liquor isn't
it no it's the one he's
licking she's supposed to be with you
you're
good oh Ross listen to me I have sold a
hundred million copies of my books and
you know why the girl on the cover with
her nipples
showing no because I know how to write
men that women fall in love with believe
me I cannot sell a poo people will not
turn 325 Pages for a PO come on the guy
a secondary character he's just a you
know a complication you eventually kill
off
when he's not a
hero you know who our hero is the guy on
the cover with his nipples
showing no it's you please no really
come on you're smart you're
sexy right kiddo you're going to be fine
believe me
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uhoh uh I'll just pee in the
street oh this is so good you have got
to try it
oh damn I got it on my pants here I'll
get
it we better take these off upstairs or
that stain's going to set yep I want to
wear these pants on our dat tonight oh
great okay bye oh my God
that was unbelievable okay see I told
you yeah wow sorry r i don't believe
their brother and sister they brother
and sister all right keep going we are
phasing the accent out phasing it
out so without retesting their results
in the
laboratory the team would never have
identified the initial errors in their
carbon dating a ner
were there any questions at this
point yes what's happening to your
accents come again what's what's this
nonsense all right I'm I'm not
English I'm from Long
Island I was really nervous and the
accent just um just came out
I'm
sorry so if we could just get back to
the
lecture um were there any
questions about
paleontology hey everybody Happy
Thanksgiving hey Happy Thanksgiving THS
hey what's going on Joe so I I I need a
good lie oh okay how about the whole man
walking on the moon thing you know
you can you can see the strings
people no no no no I need a good lie to
explain why I wasn't at a work thing
today oh honey you stink it line well I
do not oh really okay let me ask you
something yesterday at the coffee house
I went to the bathroom and when I came
back my muffin was gone who took
it somebody opened the door to the
coffee house and a raccoon came running
in and went straight for your muffin I
said hey don't eat that that's Phoebe's
and he said
he said Joey you stink at lion what am I
going to do don't worry don't worry
we'll come up with a good lie I'll help
you practice it oh great that'd be great
thank you sure what what was the work
thing uh pick up Grandma at the airport
oh man on behalf of the brown birs of
America I salute
you just a minute Chie you have no
backhand excuse me little one I have a
very solid backhand shielding your face
and shrieking like a girl is not a
backhand I was
shrieking like a
marine all right here watch me execute
the three PS of championship play
Power
Precision and
Panache you broke a little girl's leg I
know I feel horrible okay says here that
a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street
last
night where exactly were you around
kennish hey Jack look in the window
there's my name hi
me I remember the day I got my first
paycheck there was a cave in in one of
the mines and eight people were
killed wow you worked in a mine I worked
in a Dairy Queen why
God isn't this exciting I earned this I
wiped tables for it I steamed milk for
it and it was
totally not worth
it who's F why is he getting all my
money I mean what Chandler look at
that oh this is not that bad oh you're
fine yeah for first job you can totally
totally live on this oh yeah
yeah hey by the way great service
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today Kathy Kathy hi Kathy
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Kathy Cy
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cavy
cavy hey chanler what are you doing
here I just want to say hey
hey
okay there's no way I'm going to get a
shot I maybe they can take the needle
and squirt it into my mouth you know
like like a squirt
gun hello there hi I'm Dr Carlin I see
someone's having a little allergic
reaction yes doctor can I see you for
just a moment
please my brother um has a slight phobia
about needles did you tell him about my
my squirt gun
idea my brother the PHD would like to
know if there's any way to treat this
orally no under these circumstances it
has to be an injection and it has to be
now
do all right that's good have the seat
um doctor says it's got to be a needle
so you're just going to have to be brave
okay can you do that for
me okay okay oh boy you are doing so
good you want to squeeze my hand yes
okay all right Ross don't squeeze it so
hard honey really don't squeeze it so
hard Ross I my hand
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