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[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
what happened I don't know you fell
asleep that is all yeah yeah
yeah all right well uh I better go yeah
I think that would be
best all right I'll talk to you later
okay but not about this no never
never so uh
uh bye no touch no
[Music]
touch hey just uh brought back your
videos uh hey uh Ross look uh I think we
need to talk about before no no we
don't yes we do now look that was the
best nap I ever
had I I don't know what you're talking
about come on admit it that was the best
nap you ever
had I've had
better okay
when all right all right it was the best
M ever ever I said it okay but it's over
Joey I want to do it
again we can't do it again why not
because it's
weird
fine you want something to drink sure
what do you got warm milk and exed pm
[Applause]
boy I'll tell you that judging stuff
took a lot out of me yeah yeah think
about maybe going upstairs and Tak a
little nap on my
couch why why would I care about
that no reason I'm just saying that
uh that's where I'll be
[Applause]
[Music]
great nap it really was
[Applause]
dude what the hell are you
doing excuse me
I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean to
bring you down no you were
right I don't have a
plan pizza guy thank
God phab what do you have a plan I don't
even have a PL
[Music]
hey hun would you help me get the plates
down yeah hey here's an idea why don't
we use our wedding China today I think
we should save our China for something
really special like if the Queen of
England comes
over honey she keeps cancelling on us
take the
hint what if something gets broken
they're so expensive what is the point
of having them if we never use
them okay but if something gets broken
and then the queen comes over I will
explain it to her oh yeah like I'm going
to let you talk to the queen
W the parade is really good this
year man those horses can
crap next up is a marching band from MSI
Oklahoma MSI that's like 4 hours from
Tulsa
woohoo and here's the float with the
stars of the popular daytime soap Days
of Our
Lives oh my
God aren't you one of the stars that
popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives
yeah
I forgot I'm supposed to be
there I can't believe I forgot I usually
write stuff like this down on my
arm oh stupid long
sleeves what are you going to do I guess
I'm going to have to come up with a
really good reason why I wasn't there
the producers are going to be so mad at
me they sat us all down yesterday and
said everyone has to be there 6: a.m.
sharp that means you
trivani like I was some kind of idiot
well you prove them
[Music]
wrong hey who's this little naked guy uh
that little naked guy would be
me look at the little thing
yes yeah it's fine that is my
penis can we be grown-ups
now who are those people got me oh
that's Nana right there there in the
middle wow yeah let's see me and the
Gang at Java
Joe's wow Monica you look just like your
grandmother how old was she there
1939 yeah uh 24 25 huh it's like a fun
gang oh look look look look look I got
Monica naked
no no that would be me
again I'm uh just trying something hello
my name is
Clunkers may I please stay with you nice
people oh I wish you could stay here but
Chandler is allergic extremely allergic
okay if I am anywhere near a dog for
more than 5 minutes my throat will just
close up that's odd cuz this dog's been
living here for the past 3
days
really tandler if the dog has been here
that long and you haven't had a reaction
maybe you're not allergic to this dog
well it still has to go right
why okay it's um don't do
it don't do what I have to okay it's
time
okay I hate dogs what
CRA told
you all right okay be
careful careful watch her hair watch her
hair right she's got like three hair I
know I know but they're just so
beautiful oh my God I just pulled one
out
I promise you she's safe okay now watch
watch how much she loves this okay are
you ready s here we
go okay
careful okay
oh oh oh she's
smiling oh look at that she does like it
see I told you oh
oh oh my God look at her she's a little
dear devil oh god oh let me push can I
push oh
absolutely oh God okay get get the
camera it's in the it's in the diaper
bag okay see scared of the swings I bet
you feel pretty
silly so how's the game I have no
idea what yeah I'm just pretending to
watch the game so I don't have to help
out with
stuff I don't believe you that is is
brilliant and Monica has no idea nope
every once in a while I just yell and
scream stuff at the
TV
hey is your team winning hun oh yeah
Anderson just scored
again there's no
Anderson down the
street goats
operating leaving little
treats I don't know does it even work
without my sexy voice I like
it dther kiss
[Applause]
me and I'm still waiting for my paper my
man thank you my babies
Rachel
yeah I don't know if you heard about
what happened between me and Phoebe the
other day no well we kissed I I didn't
initiate the kiss but but I also didn't
stop it and I've been feeling
guilty okay so
um are we cool
okay I knew you would understand Janice
likes to cuddle at night which you know
I'm all for but uh you know when you
want to go to sleep you want some space
so uh you know how do I tell her that
without you know accidentally calling
her fat or
something oh honey I'm sorry we can't
help you there cuz we're cuddly
sleepers okay I'm laid for work oh all
right are you guys going to come down uh
yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay
good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye
sweetie bye
honey okay the sleeping
thing very tricky business but there is
something you can do I thought you guys
were cudly sleepy
no no not cuddly not me just her I'm
like you I need the
room okay come
here okay you're in B
yeah I'm going to use the cushion
yeah okay you're in bed she's over on
your side cuddling now you wait for her
to drift off and then you hug her and
roll her over to her side of the
bed and then
you roll away
hug for
her roll for
you okay the old hug and roll yeah okay
one question shoot you're pretending the
pillow's a girl
right what I'm going to do about this
coat I'll take
it that might work oh yeah
all right what do you think you're on in
five Miss
Manelli no no no it's it's just a bit
sudden no it's great okay I am totally
on board I love you too all right
bye what's the matter Ross nothing no oh
uh actually great news um just got off
the phone with Emily and looks like I'm
moving to a new
apartment wo
w why well her thought is and I agree
fresh new
furniture why not a fresh new apartment
her cousin has this great place to
sublet it's got a view of the river on
one side and Columbia on the other
that's way up town that's like three
trains away which is great I love to
ride that rail oh my God the pages are
stuck together Chandler
[Laughter]
oh my God she she made half an English
trifle
and half a shepherd's
pie
M yeah this is so good that I'm going to
go enjoy it on the
balcony so I can enjoy the view whilst I
enjoy my
dessert I'm going to call my friend Mary
and tell her how good this is from
Monica's room I'll help you
dial and I'm going to go into the
bathroom so I can look at it in the
mirror as I eat
it okay now what was that all about is
it does it not taste good let me try
this no
[Laughter]
no oh
fun so
good maybe janler has some
left that tastes like
feet I like
it are you kidding what's not the like
custard good Jam good meat good
so a bird just grabbed it and
then and then tried to fly away with it
and and then just dropped it on the
street yes but if it's any consolation
before the bird dropped it he seemed to
enjoy it this adoption stuff is so
overwhelming there's intercountry
adoption dependency adoption there so
many ways to go and this is like the
biggest decision of Our Lives there's a
hair in my
coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen
Frank Jor cuz he's meeting me here with
the triplets you know it's funny every
time you say triplets I immediately
think of three hot blonde
19-year-olds that's sweet drink your
hair hey what's all this stuff uh they
brochures from different adoption
agencies oh babies oh this one is so
cute get this
one that's not really how it works oh
how does it to work I don't
know well if you're having a hard time
you should talk to my friends Bill and
Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure
they'd help you thanks that would be
great hey honey wouldn't that be
great popular feebe in tennis is called
the overhand
Phoebe and if you win you must slap your
opponent on the Phoebe and say hi
Phoebe oh that's cute we really all
enjoyed it but you know it doesn't count
count for what just count in our heads
as good Mad
Libs I guess
over wait wait guys if we follow the
rules it's still fun and it means
something I'm going to take off guys
rules are good rules help control the
fun the longest you've been in a
relationship
before H having having the sex
why who's not having are you and Julie
not are you and are you and Julie not
having
sex
technically no
wow is is it cuz she's so cold and
bad or or is it cuz she's like kind of
bossy makes it feel like
School no no she's great and it's not
like we haven't done anything I mean I
mean we we do plenty of other stuff lots
of other stuff like no no no no don't
need to know the
details okay no it's just it's it's me
you you know I've only been with one
woman my whole life and she turned out
to be a
lesbian so now I've got myself all
psyched out you know and it's become
like
this this thing and
I you know you must just think I'm weird
no no no no I don't think it's weird I
think I think um in fact in fact you
know what I think
what I think it's
sexy sexy let me tell you something as a
woman there is nothing sexier than a man
who does not want to have
sex no kidding oh yeah in fact you know
what I'd do what I'd
wait you wait yes absolutely I would
wait and
wait then I'd wait some
more really oh yeah I don't care how
much she tells you she wants it I don't
care if she begs she pleads she tells
you she she's going to have sex with
with another man that just means it's
working a women really want this more
than jewelry
hey I need you to set me up for a joke
later when Monica's around I need you to
ask me about fire trucks I don't know
Chan I'm not so good with remembering
lines well thank God you're live lihood
doesn't depend on I know
right why why why why are we doing this
Monica says that her matri D is the
funniest guy she's ever met seriously
she actually said that yes am I crazy to
be this upset no being funny is your
thing yeah without that you just got
lame with women
yeah hi there you are fire
trucks treat oh
oh well you're just the prettiest
ballerina I've ever seen thank
you oh wow that deserves another piece
of candy thank
you well I have to say that earns Tut
two pieces of
candy I love you oh oh
oh oh honey here take it all
[Applause]
Monica we need more candy what there's
only been like four kids yeah I know but
one of them just said that she loved me
so I just gave her
everything no wonder you're
pregnant I not told you oh I don't know
um how about the fact that the underwear
out there on the telephone pole is yours
from when you were having sex with fun
Bobby out on the Terrace what wait a
minute who told you
you are dead meat I didn't know it was a
big
secret oh it's not big not at all you
know kind of on the same lines as say oh
I don't know having a third
nipple you have a third
nipple you
whip it out whip it out yeah yeah
come on there's nothing to see it's just
a tiny bump it's totally useless oh as
opposed to your other multifunctional
nipples I can't believe you you told me
it was a
nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin
was I don't know you see something you
hear a word I thought that's what it was
I've just never had a relationship with
that kind of passion you know where
where you have to have somebody right
there in the middle of a theme
park well it was the only to do there
that didn't have a
line all right well see I mean Barry
wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature
golf course come on no you said we were
holding up the people behind
us and you didn't marry him
because I mean do you think there are
people that go through life never having
that kind of probably really but but you
know I'll tell you something passion is
way overrated yeah right it is uh
eventually it kind of burns out but
hopefully what you're left with is trust
and security and uh well in the case of
my ex-wife
lesbianism the airplane game you want to
show Rachel come here you going to do
something fun okay
[Music]
[Music]
so brave you're so brave yes you are
you're so brave okay okay honey he's
fine he's fine let's just put him down
come here babe yes you're such a good
boy how could you do that to him Ross
trusted me what is he going to say he's
not going to say anything because we're
not going to tell him we're not no we're
not all right I like
that so we're okay we're okay we're okay
aren't we no we're not okay we're not
okay there's a bump there's a bump
there's a bu oh my god well push it in
push it in I cannot push it
in okay we're going to need a
distraction okay that's it okay I got it
okay the second that Ross walks in that
door yeah I want you to take him back to
your bedroom and you do whatever it is
that you do that makes him
[Music]
go
or we could put a hat on his head a hat
yes we need a hat we need a hat where
are we going to find a tiny little hat w
w w get rainy J bear I guess he don't
know what to
do oh my God you're a genius oh God it's
it's kind of sewn on though give it give
it
okay oh it's just like a blood bath in
here today you
guys sure have a lot of books about
being a
lesbian well you know yeah you have to
take a
course otherwise they don't let you do
it
hey hey yle the turtle a classic
actually I I'm reading it to the
baby the uh the baby that hasn't been
born
yet um wouldn't that mean you're
crazy what you don't think they can hear
sounds in
there you're not serious I mean do yeah
you really you really talk to it yeah
all the time I want the baby to know my
voice do you uh do you talk about me
yeah yeah all the time really but um we
just refer to you as Bobo the sperm
guy here for Thanksgiving I know it's
sick why is it sick because it's
Richard's son it's it's like inviting a
Greek tragedy over for
dinner hey come on ph you understand
don't you yeah I could see where I'd be
your best shot but
no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah
what's Twisted me going out with Richard
son
ew ew ew
ew sounds like a really bad idea to
me is he okay in there he's fine
hey you know man if things work out
between you and Richard's son you'll be
able to tell your kids that you slept
with your
grandfather fine judge all you want to
but married a lesbian left a man at the
altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer
threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire
live in a
box hey guys hey
so what do you think
about what what yeah what are you
kidding okay I'll give you a hint I'll
give you a
hint eyes no no your eyes no Chandler's
eyes I got
glasses you always had
glasses no I
didn't are you
sure yeah did didn't you use to have a
pair they were really round and burgundy
and they made you look kind of um
feminine
yes no sweetie I think the glasses look
great they make you look really sexy
really yeah and you didn't think I used
to wear glasses right of
course so
[Music]
nice hey I have a
question well uh actually actually not
so much a question as more of a a
general
wondering okay
okay here it
goes um well for a while now I've been
wanting to um oh yes yes that's that's
right little
girl
what top of the world looking down on
creation
[Applause]
[Music]
and all right this is just vacine it
won't
hurt ow ow sorry that was
wax this poor little toti is scared to
death we should find his owner oh we
just put the poor little toti out in the
hall
during a blackout so get trampled
yeah decided to have a Halloween party
good yeah and everybody has to wear
costumes come on it'll be fun well uh
I'll be there I mean I have to wear a
costume to all my classes that day
anyway so please tell me you're not
going to dress up like a
dinosaur not two years in a
row I I'll come to the part but I'm not
dressing up you have to no way look
Halloween is so stupid dressing up and
pretending to be someone you're
not you're an
actor so Ross are you going to bring
Mona yeah yeah I think I will the hot
girl from their wedding yeah well hey if
she needs any ideas for costumes she
could be a uh bikini model or
nurse or sexy cheerleader or o
Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
no no no leather
face now wasn't Joey hitting on her at
the wedding
too that's right he was hitting on her
and I got her I guess the better man
won please don't take her from me do I'm
doing okay I think it's going well do
you think they're having fun am I
talking too fast nope sound like me D is
going great look at Chandler with little
baby girl
Chandler little baby girl Chandler where
have I heard that before all right coach
ran you know what PHS uh when you're
done over there we've got a kind of
situation over here
too nuh-uh no we are all responsible for
our own babies see that's where I think
that you're wrong we've been playing
these babies manto man we should really
be playing a zone
defense mean I just think things will go
a lot smoother if we each have our own
Zone you know Phoebe you can be in
charge of wiping
and you know M you can be in charge of
diapering and I can be in charge of
looking how cute they are when they put
their hands
[Music]
around that sounds really great but
maybe you should be in charge of wiping
okay I'm a rookie I should not be in the
end zone
[Music]
a
you know Rachel funny thing actually uh
The End Zone starts that pole so you're
5T short so we
[Applause]
win wait wait wait wait wait so explain
something to me though if if nobody
tagged Rachel then isn't the place still
going coffee we'll get energized and
we'll head back out
all right
okay so we're having fun right we don't
need that wizard guy we hit a couple of
clubs talk to some strangers and uh
after this we'll go down to the docks
and see about that boat
thing I'm kind of
beaked
actually me
too you serious yeah yeah thank God I'm
exhausted
so you guys want coffees yeah but uh I
don't want to be up too late so I'll
have a Decap yeah me
too actually can I get some hot water
with a little
lemon I strain my voice screaming in
there does it have to be so
loud I can't hear a word you're saying
my ears are ringing so bad I'm just glad
I brought that extra Paris socks you
know I used them as mittens I didn't
want to touch a thing in that last place
how sad are
we yeah I
know you know what we're not sad we're
not sad we're just not 21 anymore you
know I'm 29 years old damn it and I want
to sit in a comfortable chair and watch
television and go to sleep at a
reasonable hour yeah yeah and I like to
hang out in a quiet place where I could
talk to my friends yeah and so what if I
like to go home throw on some Kenny G
and take a bath
we're 29 we're not women oh
TBS what's wrong with PBS oh what's
right with
them why don't you like PBS fee okay cuz
right after my mom killed herself I was
just in this really bad place you know
personally
so I just thought that it would make me
feel better if I wrode to Sesame Street
cuz they were so nice when I was a
little
kid no one ever wrote back well you know
a lot of those Muppets don't have
thumbs all I got was a lousy keychain
and by that time I was living in a box I
didn't have
keys I'm sorry fees I just you know I
just wanted to do a good deed like like
you did with the babies this isn't a
good deed you just want to get on TV
this is totally selfish whoa whoa
whoa what about you having those babies
for your brother talk about
selfish what what do you what are you
talking about well yeah it was a really
nice thing and all but it made you feel
really good right yeah so well it made
you feel good so that makes it selfish
look there's no unselfish Good Deeds
sorry yes there are there are totally
Good Deeds that are selfless well may I
ask for one example yeah it's you know
there's no you may
not that's because all people are
selfish are you calling me selfish are
you calling you
people yeah sorry to burst that bubble
feeds but selfless Good Deeds don't
exist okay and you know the deal on
Santa Claus right I'm going to find a
selfless Good Deed I'm going to beat you
you Evil
Genius huh Dr Bobby happens to be an
excellent doctor oh wait a minute his
name is Dr
Bobby well that's his last name and his
first name he's Bobby Bobby
it's Robert
Bobby and um excuse me he helps me
please ask her how what do you need help
for with my alignment I got one leg
shorter than the other oh my God argue
with that what it's true my right leg is
2 Ines shorter come on you're just
tilting her legs are fine I know that so
what do you let her go to a chiropractor
for I'm sorry let her what can I do she
doesn't listen to me about uh about
renters Insurance either wait a minute
you don't have renters
insurance
no but what if somebody steals something
how you going to run after him with one
leg shorter than the
other hey would you uh would you like
some juice I love some juice
okay wow this is going so well did you
see us did you see yeah honey I'm
standing right there
why don't you just tell him about the M
I haven't gotten checked yet excellent
please help me I have a date tonight it
has to go well okay I'm scared for my
health okay okay um oh oh oh I got
something okay it's this story that I
came up with very romantic I swear any
woman that hears it they're like putty
really well then tell it to me okay now
you're going to want to have sex with me
when you hear it but you have to
remember it is just the story
I'll try to control
myself
okay years ago when I was backpacking
across Western Europe you were
backpacking across Western Europe have a
nice six more months Ross okay okay okay
I'm sorry please please you you were in
Western Europe
and I was just outside of Barcelona
hiking in the foothills of Mount
tibidabo
I was at the end of this path and I came
to a clearing and there was a lake very
secluded and there were tall trees all
around it was dead silent
gorgeous and across the lake I saw a
beautiful woman bathing
herself but she was
crying why
this is great wine it's from
France in
Europe Western
Europe you know um a few years ago uh
actually I was backpacking across
Western Europe really mhm wait it gets
[Laughter]
better um yeah I was in um Barcelona I
studied for a year in
Barcelona anyway um so I was um I was
hiking I love hiking oh that's
great I was hiking along the foothills
of Mount Tibido I think it's tibidabo
okay do you want to tell the story phes
who else wants one of my special
homemade brownies I will have one oh oh
yeah I'm not gonna have one of
those no no it's just my tooth all I'll
have one of
those so what's the matter you need a
dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I
have a good one too I just I I I can't
see him see that is the problem with
invisible
dentists why why can't you go to them
because every time I go to the dentist
somebody
dies that is so weird because every time
I go to the dentist I look down the
hygienist
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
there was um John my mailman and then my
my cowboy friend albino
Bob and all of these people actually
died yes while I was in the chair that's
why I take such good care of my teeth
now you know it's not about oral hygiene
I flossed to save
lives PHS come on you didn't kill
anybody these people just happen to die
when you went to the dentist it's it's
just a coincidence well tell that to
them oh you can't they're dead also just
so you know I'm not going to make a
turkey this year what well Phoebe
doesn't eat turkey
Phoebe turkeys are beautiful intelligent
animals no they're not they're ugly and
stupid and
delicious right it's it's not just
Phoebe Will's still on a diet Chandler
doesn't eat Thanksgiving food and
Rachel's having her averse into poultry
she is yeah did you remember I had to
leave the room the other day when you
had that roast chicken yeah but I
thought that was just cuz I put the
whole thing on my hand and made it walk
across the
table anyway it just doesn't seem worth
it to make a whole turkey for just three
people okay it's just it's it's a lot of
work but you got to have turkey on
Thanksgiving I mean Thanksgiving with no
turkey is like like Fourth of July with
no apple pie or or Friday with no two
pizzas all right fine if it means that
much to you but just there's going to be
a ton left over no no no there won't I
promise I will finish that
turkey you're telling me you can eat
almost an entire turkey in one sitting
that's right cuz I'm a
triani this is what we
do I mean we may not be great thinkers
or or world leaders we don't read a lot
or run very fast but damn it we can eat
everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to
present the music of Miss Phoebe
[Applause]
bouet thanks hi um I want to start with
a song that's about that moment when you
suddenly realize what life is really all
about okay here we
[Music]
go okay thank you very much New York
City has no power and the milk is
getting sour but to me it is not scary
cuz I stay away from
[Music]
dairy hi guys this is Josh Josh these
are my friends that's
Rossy Josh hi
dudes so did you play in college oh I
still do next year I hope to make
Varsity though
Ross didn't you play uh soccer in high
school oh no wait that's right you just
organized their game schedules on your
Commodore
64 well it's getting late I got to get
to the game so I'm going to head
okay I'll miss
you
dope wow cute one very cute I know isn't
he great so nice to finally be in a fun
relationship you know there's nothing
boring about him and uh Betty's never
even set foot in a museum well maybe
he'll get to go soon you know like on a
class trip or
something you know what else is really
great about him oh what is the word for
an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys
in their
bedroom um
what was that Monica knows it's this
dumb thing that Ross made up to trying
to fool our parents it's a way of giving
the finger without actually having to
give
it I remember I cried the night you made
that up this is the first time I
realized I was cooler than my big
brother I've got three of my five three
of your five what celebrities I'm
allowed to sleep with oh my God you are
giving us a lot of thought hey it's hard
okay I only have two spots left all
right who you got to narrow down to
okay Elizabeth Hurley very attractive
yeah
forgiving Susan
sandon you know what she's too political
she probably wouldn't let you do it
unless you donated four cans of food
first and Isabella rosolini very hot
very sexy but uh
you know she's too International you
know she's never going to be around so
so you got to play the odds pick
somebody who's going to be in the
country like all the
time yeah cuz that's why you won't get
Isabella rosellini
Geography okay let's see okay the
turkeyy in the oven the stuffing is
ready you know you always cook this meal
all by yourself let me help this year a
Chandler that's sweet but you don't have
to do everything Dr Phil tells you to
do I'm serious let me do something
something just not the turkey or the
stuffing nothing
high-profile let's see oh the cranberry
sauce it's easy to make and no one
really cares about
it tell me more okay I'm going to go
check on something across the hall you
start by washing
these not with
salt you obviously haven't Taste of my
palm Olive
potatoes well if we learned one thing
today ch it's that cheerleaders and high
explosives don't
mix you couldn't play that again MC well
I couldn't have done it without you
buddy you're a genius oh yeah well then
how come I can't get my VCR through stop
linking
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12:00 so what do you guys
think hey
H hold on please Jo it's your mom mom
mom nice wow so what did you
think
well that was um okay it wasn't the best
that was one of the worst things
ever and not just on
TV what are we going to tell him well
the the lighting was okay oh no you
don't you got lighting last time
lighting is mine I have costumes oh
great that means I'm stuck with so we
were watching you in there and you were
sitting right here
whoa hey what's the matter somebody on
the subway licked my neck licked my neck
oh Wily is still
alive what are you guys doing oh my mom
called they're going to run our
engagement announcement in the local
paper so they're looking for a good
picture of us ooh I'm afraid that does
not
exist that's not true they're great
pictures of us no they are great
pictures of you standing next to a guy
who's going like
this oh my God that's the creep that
you're with at the Statue of
Liberty I don't know what it is I just
can't take a good picture here's a great
one yeah I'm not in that no but look at
me all
tan he why don't you guys go get
portraits done by a professional
photographer it's a great idea I bet
they have one of those wind machines you
know
like yeah that's great next to that
Chandler won't look so
stupid jander what do you say all right
but I should warn you I'm not going I'm
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going great that's great Monica
great now Chandler you want to give us a
smile
okay I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable
no I am
there I know you can do this okay you
have a beautiful smile I do
yeah all right maybe you don't have to
smile let's try something else let's try
um try looking sexy
okay or
not I know let's try a look a far off
wonderment okay we'll we'll gaze into
our future and we'll think about our
marriage and the days to come
okay Chandler what is the matter with
your
face wait this picture supposed to say
Geller and being to be married not Local
woman saves drowning
hey don't laugh at him he's my
drowning
that's it that's take it take
it I like this one it seems to say I
love you and that's why I have to kill
you can't all be bad find the one where
you make your bedroom
eyes oh there it is oh my God those are
my bedroom
eyes why did you ever sleep with
me do you really want to pull at that
thread see that's a great smile easy
natural now pretend I have a
camera are you changing it I can't help
it all right all right all right all
right right you want to know what I do
when I take resume shots borrow money
from
me yeah okay first first of all you want
to make it look spontaneous right okay
so here's what I do I look down look
down keep looking down then I look
up see all right now you try look down
you're looking down keep looking down
why is the jelly on your
shoe I had a
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donut hey there you are there I
am you okay yeah Joey said I uh I needed
to relax so he gave me an
antihistamine yeah and I fell asleep on
the subway and went all the way to
Brooklyn Brooklyn is
far jaylor what were you thinking no no
but don't worry don't worry because I
know how to take a picture
now okay see look
down look
down look
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down Chandler yeah
guys check it out my mom sent me the
paper oh let's see it
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
make a very attractive
couple yeah we look great together we
really do
okay wow imagine what our kids would
look like you know we don't have to
imagine I'm marrying her well just see
hey
hey what are you supposed to be remember
the Russian satellite
Sputnik well I'm a potato or a
spud and these are my
antenna so Sputnik
becomes spudnick spudnick
wow I don't have the worst costume
anymore hey right Ross came is
Duty no I'm I'm not Duty no space
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Duty hey what are you guys what are you
guys talking about
nothing damn this coffee is cold hey
Rich do you mind if I heat this up on
your loin
you know I cannot believe you told him
Joey so I guess you bought that book
after we broke up huh uh-huh yeah I did
because I wore out my first copy when I
was with
you oh yeah yeah well uh when we were
going out I read tons of porno
magazines
so boss how could you do that to an old
man
excuse me
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ladies hey hey Ross check it out Sandy
taught me Hot Cross
Buns really sounded like three blind
mice no Three Blind Mice goes like this
I swear to God
who's up for puppets me I'm up for
puppets well please
welcome the snuffle bumps who wants to
be Mr wiggle Munch and who's going to be
the grumpies okay okay how exactly is a
two-month-old supposed to appreciate
puppets actually Studies have shown that
the movement and colors helped their
cerebral development the Whimsical
characters are just for us
I want to be Mr wiggle
Munch oh my god well I guess we know
who's going to be the grumpus
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