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hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving no no
no no no no what are we keeping
Thanksgiving a secret this year no we
are playing this game I learned at work
you have to name all the states in 6
minutes what that's like insanely easy
no it's a lot harder than it sounds you
always forget at least one or in some
cases
14 it's a stupid game and I wasn't
playing against other people so
technically I didn't lose what you
forgot 14 nobody cares about the
dtas oh okay time's up all right I got
48 oh it's not bad beeps oh I got tired
of naming States so I decided to list
the types of
celery and I have one regular
celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and
Phoebe has the lead
in vegetables Joey say hello to the new
champ of Chandler's dumb States game
what how many you got
56 done with time a two spare oo this
may be a new world's record you know I
hate to lecture you guys but it's kind
of disgraceful that a group of
well-educated adults and
Joey can't name all the states you ever
see a map or one of those round colorful
things called a
globe uh mag
you got 46 States what that's impossible
46 well who's well educated now Mr I
forgot 10 states Okay Ross time is up no
just give me another minute look Ross if
you don't know them by now you will
never know them okay that is the beauty
of this game it makes you want to kill
yourself this this is crazy I can do
this all right uh I bet I can get all 50
uh before dinner okay but if you can't
no dinner you're on all right don't look
at my list Ross cuz there's a lot on
there that you don't
have how can I not get this I'm a
college professor I got 1450 on my SATs
1250 damn I forgot you were
here you need some help from
you yes please
first of all
Utah dude you can't just make stuff
up I hate
America when I finish this game I swear
I am
moving okay maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50
states let me tell you something I have
49 states and there are no
more I I think I should be able to eat
something it's up to
you tell
W
Delaware all right I want my turkey
now you got
it you got Nevada
twice I know
yeah chandlering hi honey we're all here
we just want to wish you a Merry
Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
Christmas a merry Christmas I miss you
guys is it horrible is everybody working
really hard uh well no it's just uh me
and
Wendy Wendy that sounds like a girl's
name it is did I not tell you about her
mhm about the time you told me about New
Year's Eve where is everybody else I
sent them home oh you are such a good
boss is she pretty
uh uh answer faster answer faster I
don't know answer better answer
better I don't think of her that way you
know I mean she's a uh she's a colleague
what does she do there oh she's regional
vice president she's just below me she
did
what below
me oh wait is Wendy the runner up Miss
Oklahoma what
what well she she didn't
win all right well maybe I should let
you and the second prettiest girl in
Oklahoma get back to work well second
prettiest that year I mean of all the
girls in Oklahoma she's probably oh
Chandler stop
talking honey there's really nothing to
worry about okay I'm serious okay Merry
Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
Christmas you guys
the wife says hi ah fun conversation oh
well she's just got this weird idea that
uh you know just because you and I alone
that something's going to happen H
really H that be so
terrible this is probably the wrong
thing to be worrying about but
you're getting Ham on my only
tie great funny story I bumped into
Joanna on the street
yesterday my boss Joanna wow that must
have been awkward well no actually she
asked me if I wanted to get a
drink you uh didn't say yes to that did
you no no hello
Rachel well not at first
what is she doing
here I don't understand last time you
went out with her you said she was a big
dull dud well I think I judged her too
quickly and this time we were able to
take the relationship to the next
level well last time I almost got fired
you must end it you must end it now oh
come on it's not like this is an
everyday occurrence for me I mean
usually I'm pretty much just in there by
myself
oh God look at him he's so cute just
want to go over there grab him and kiss
him how could I kiss him without letting
him know that I like him oh hey I know
how you can get him take off your
bra what do was a scene in foot loose
Flash Dance yeah yeah yeah without that
uh plumber girl she was a
welder were you like in the movie
or anyway she takes off her bra under
the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve
very sexy and
classy or if you want to kiss him um you
could use mistletoe oh it's not
Christmas or spin the bottle and he's
not
11 thank you so much for this it was
really so thoughtful of you what you're
leaving yes we have something we have to
get to yeah I think I'm going to take
off too actually no you guys you can't
leave yet you have to stay we we've got
the whole big thing
planned what big thing so spin the
bottle works like this I spin the bottle
LS on Gunther so I would have to kiss
Gunther all
right who wants to go first okay
[Applause]
okay welcome to America
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right two in a row you got to use your
tongues
[Laughter]
now what are the odds what are the
odds okay that that's enough you
know let's let someone else
play if you didn't want to play then
why'd you come to the
party okay my
turn look at that oh my
God oh my God the baby just kicked it's
okay it's okay kick once it'll kick
again all right well everybody just
remember where they were sitting
the
hey
Ur what are you doing here I've been
trying to call
you listen um oh no no no don't say
listen I know that listen I've said that
listen
I'm
sorry I don't get it what happened what
about everything you set under the
bridge yeah
um you know you should just forget about
what I said under the bridge I was
talking crazy that night I'm so
drunk you don't drink that's right I
don't but I was I was drunk on
you but okay yeah so it's not going to
work why is it because I'm friends with
Phoebe if it was would you stop hanging
out with
her no no I I couldn't do that um then
yeah it's cuz of
Phoebe so you know it's either her or
me then uh then I'm
sorry you know
but you're going to be really really
hard to get over I
know I don't know whether it's just cuz
we're breaking up or what but you have
never looked so
beautiful really
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feves yeah
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