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everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to
present the music of Miss Phoebe
bouet thanks hi um I want to start with
a song that's about that moment when you
suddenly realize what life is really all
about okay here we
[Music]
go okay thank you very much New York
City has no power and the milk is
getting sour but to me it is not scary
cuz I stay away from
dairy you know what I just
realized Joker is poker with a
J
coincidence hey that's that's Joe in
with a
c my tin foil hat no cuz you need that
no it's okay thanks please let me do
something okay all right I'll tell you
what you buy me a soda and then we're
[Music]
evening keep the
change thanks Lizzy sure you don't want
a pretzel no I'm fine thanks see you
huh a
thumb I know I know I opened it up and
there it was just floating in there like
this tiny little
hitchhiker well maybe it's a contest you
know like collect all five we end up
with these jerks we're good people I
don't know we're like some kind of
magnets I know I am that's why I can't
wear a digital
watch there's more beer
right oh you know my friend Abby who
shaves her
head she says that if you want to break
the bad boyfriend cycle you can do like
a cleansing
ritual fees this woman is voluntarily
bald
yeah so we can do it tomorrow night you
guys it's Valentine's Day it's perfect
okay well what kind of ritual okay we
can um we can burn the stuff they gave
us
or or or We Can chant and dance around
naked you know with
sticks burning is good burning is good
yeah I just St a burd okay so now we
need um Sage branches and the
sacramental
wine all I had is is oregano and a fresa
um that's okay
okay
okay all right now we need the seen of a
rightous
man okay phibes you know what if we had
that we wouldn't be doing the ritual in
the first
place can we just start throwing things
in um yeah okay oh okay
um okay Barry's letters
Adam Ritter's boxer
shorts and I have the receipt for my
dinner with
nulu here a picture of Scotty Jared
naked is wearing a sweater no e
[Applause]
e okay and here we have the last of
Paulo's graa wait Rachel isn't that
almost pure
what do we got
there piece of silk boxer shorts some
greeing
cards looks like a half charred picture
of wow that guy's hairer than the
[Laughter]
chief you know it's a really funny story
how this happened it's all right it's
all right you don't have to explain this
isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that
we've seen get out of control
if you're our third call tonight really
oh sure Valentine's our busiest night of
the
year but we get off around midnight why
don't we pick you up then okay
great so um will you bring the
truck I'll even let you ring the
bell see you later
bye
later see you oh my God
see there you go the cleansing Works
you're right you're a nice guy oh they
fireman
[Music]
guy you guys tell them you were married
no way you're kidding my girlfriend
doesn't know I'm not going to tell them
Chandler's coming and he says he has
like this incredible news so when he
gets here let's all act like you know
hey hey okay never mind but it was going
to be really
good what's going on
all right what' you do with
them you're awake look at you how do how
do you feel uh a little woozy but
basically okay gosh you look good I feel
good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe bufet
I'm Monica Geller I've been taken care
of you well we both have so the edge of
sketch is from you guys well actually
it's just from me yeah I got you the
foot massager you know who shaved you
that was me I read to you I sang
ha well thanks oh my pleasure you're
welcome so I guess I'll see you
around what that's
it see you around well what do you want
me to say well I don't know maybe um
that was nice admit something to
me I'll call you
all right I'll call you I don't think
you mean
that this is so
typical you know we give and we give and
we give and then you just get nothing
back and then one day it's just you know
you wake up and see
around let's go
phoei you know what we thought you were
different but I guess it was just the
coma oh God you should have seen him
read him and wait and then he
did well now how come you guys have
never played poker with us yeah what is
that like some kind of guy thing like
some kind of sexist guy thing like it's
poker so only guys can play no women are
welcome to play oh okay so then what is
it some kind of you know like like some
kind of you know like all what is it
there just don't happen to be any women
in our game yeah we just don't happen to
know any women that know how to play
poker oh pleas that is such a lame
excuse I mean it's it's a typical guy
response excuse me do any of you know
how to play
no
huh wow it's huge so much bigger than
the
cubicle oh this is a
cube look at this
oh you have a
window yes indeedy with a beautiful view
of oh look that guy's
peeing okay that's enough for the view
all right check this out look at this
okay sit down here sit okay okay this is
great this is
great Helen could you come in here for a
moment
thank you Helen that'll be
all last time I do that I
promise I need some
milk okay I've got
milk here you go
[Laughter]
better
no oh I feel so
stupid Oh I think about the other day
with you guys you know and I was all oh
P he's so great he makes me feel
so
God I'm so embarrassed I'm so
embarrassed I'm the one he hit on baby
IED him on you if I had never met him
this would have never happened to you
I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh wait
oh what are we sorry about I don't know
right he's the pig such a pig oh God
he's such a pig he he's like a big
disgusting pig pig man yes good okay
P oh but it was my pig man
how did I not see
this oh I
know
because he's gorgeous and he's
charming and when he looks at okay okay
the
end oh
God should I not have told you no no
trust me it's it's it's my much better
that I
know I just liked it better before it
was
[Music]
better hi guys hey b hey hey oh oh how'
It Go um not so good he walked me to the
subway and said we should do this
again what you said we should do it
again that's good right uh no Loosely
translated we should do this again means
you will never see me
naked since when since always it's like
dating language you know like it's not
you means it is you or you're such a
nice guy means I'm going to be dating
leather wearing alcoholics and
complaining about them to
you or or you know um I think we should
see other people means I already am hey
fees guess who we saw today oh oh fun
okay um Liam n no Marley safer no the
woman who cuts my hair okay look this
could be a really long game your sister
Ursula oh really yeah yeah she works
over at that place uh riffs yeah I know
oh you do because she said you guys
haven't talked in like years mhm
yeah so um is she
fat not from where I was
standing where were you
standing um phebs so you you guys just
don't get along it's mostly just dumb
sister stuff you know I mean like
everyone always thought of her as the
pretty one you know
and oh oh she was the first one to start
walking even though I did it later that
same
day I'm so sorry you guys I didn't mean
to bring you down no you were
right I don't have a
plan pizza guy thank
God pH what do you have a plan I don't
even have a
PL hey hey how was the first day oh
excellent everyone was so so nice see it
pays to know the man who wears my
shoes me
no I didn't tell anybody that I knew you
why not well because you
know they don't like
you what I thought you'd knew that
nuh-uh who doesn't like me
everyone except for um no
everyone what are you talking about
don't feel bad bad you know they used to
like you a lot but then you got promoted
and you know now you're all like Mr Boss
Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man
Bing I can't believe it yeah yeah they
even do
you they do
me you know like um okay um could that
report be any later
I don't sound like that oh oh yeah you
do the hills are alive with the
sound of
music looks like she didn't leave in
such a hurry after all oh I think this
is the episode of Three's Company where
there's some kind of
misunderstanding then I've already seen
this
one are you through with that
yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me
down whose little ball of paper is this
oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a
note to myself and then I realized I
didn't need the note so I balded it up
and now I wish I was
dead she already fluff that pillow
Monica you know you already fuff but
it's
fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't
want to give them any more ammunition
than they already have yes and we all
know how cruel a parent can be about the
flatness of a child's pillow
Monica hi
um Monica um you're scaring
me I mean you're like you're like all
chaotic and twirly you know and not not
in a good
[Music]
way Ben you ready yeah all right give me
your foot okay on three Ben one two
three come on man okay that's it okay
okay what are you
see well Susan I see to be a dark
vent wait yes it is in fact a dark
vent phes it's open it's
open wait you forgot your legs
[Music]
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