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[Laughter]
what are you guys doing try it I can't
feel a
thing are you
kidding this is packing we're taking a
break from jumping on the
bed all right Rachel's party is in a
couple of hours and there's a lot to do
now Ross you've got Geller blood you're
in charge of these yahoos you got it all
right all right she's right we got to
get serious let's put style peanuts down
his pants and kick
him hi Rachel here's your sister Amy she
thinks I need pecking
plants Amy
hi wow you remember Joey yeah hey sure
the Days of Our Lives guy that's right
yeah you are not
good always nice to meet a
fan so now what are you doing here well
I have huge news oh sorry hold on let me
just check on the baby wait this is
important can't Ella wait uh her name is
Emma why did you change it Ella was so
much
prettier what do I know I just sell
Middle Eastern food from a
cart hey your English is getting better
oh my God I know she may be the hottest
girl I've ever
hated slept out here well Amy kept
kicking me in her sleep yelling myON get
off but uh we're getting rid of her
right ra please tell me we're getting
rid of her Joey I can't do that oh come
on last night I was finishing off a
pizza and she said a moment on the lips
Forever on the
hips I don't need that kind of talk in
my house
well Joey look I know that she's
difficult but I think it's really good
that she's
here cuz we'll appreciate it more when
she's
gone no it's just look you know when I
first moved to this city I was a lot
like her I was spoiled self-centered and
you guys really took care of me yeah
Monica made
us well whatever I really appreciate it
cuz I don't think I would be the person
that I am today if it wasn't for you
guys so you know I want to help Amy well
you guys helped me and I know it's going
to take patience but that's
okay good morning
yeah Amy that's what I was supposed to
wear today that's why I hung it on the
door oh sweetie you can't pull this
off am you know what I was thinking that
um maybe now would be a good time for us
to sit down and uh you know talk about
your future oh I can't honey I'm going
to go get my eyebrows shaped I am not
happy uh sure you want to eat
that I'm curvy and I like it it's a uh
it's a welcome home sign for the baby
how sweet oh is that the baby no I sat
in the
paint hey so did you talk to Rachel no
and uh I'm not going to what why not
because she's just going to shoot me
down you guys saw what happened with
Gunther that did not look like fun how
can you compare yourself to Gunther I
mean sure he's sexy in a more obvious
way
but you have a relationship with her you
slept together last night yeah and she
still wants to go it's pretty clear
where she is yeah I know what you mean I
mean sometimes um Joe damn it
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hey hey check out the flyers for the
band I made them on a Macintosh in the
computer room awesome the name really
stands out thanks to a little something
called helvetica bold 24
Point man we going to rock that Asian
Student
Union hey guys hey Missy hey Missy you
know our band is playing on Friday yeah
yeah you should come check us out we're
call way no
way no
way great I'll be there fresh boss me
she's gone I know
it you know I'm totally going to ask her
out dude I was going to ask her out I
said at first bro well I thought it
first
holes look if you think wait wait what
are we doing
what we have is too important to mess it
up over some girl I mean we can get laid
anytime we want
totally I had sex in high school me too
I'm good at
it all right I say we make a pack
neither of us will go out with Missy
Goldberg you got
it all right so that's Missy goldbert VB
Kates and Molly ringwalt who neither of
us can go out with those are the packs
oh and Shea East but we probably
couldn't get her
anyway maybe not you Joey what are you
going to do for us uh I will be doing a
dramatic reading of one of Emma's books
oh okay which one uh what it's uh one of
her
favorites Riding the Storm Out coping
with postpartum depression
ye love you forever
Love You Forever by Robert Munch
published by Firefly books printed in
Mexico a mother held her new baby and
very slowly rocked him back and forth
back and forth back and forth and while
she held him she sang I'll love you
forever
I'll like you for always as long as I'm
living my baby you'll
be and while he rocked her he sang I'll
love you forever I'll like you for
always as long as I'm living my baby
you'll
be
wow that was amazing thank you so much
for that gift
I was not ready for this
today oh look at her so
happy if only there were a smaller one
to clean this
one hey is uh is is Chandler here no
he's picking up dinner why what's
up well
look whatever happens we're here for you
and we love
you all right we think Chandler might be
having an affair what Phoebe and I saw
Chandler with a blonde woman today
outside on the street and then we
followed them to a house in Westchester
they went in together so
sorry oh my God oh my God God that's
awful what did you think of the
house what Monica you understand what
we're saying right yeah sure and I'm
devastated
obviously did you think the neighborhood
was
homey hey you son of a
is it me or have the greetings
gone downhill around
here bie and Rachel saw you with Nancy
today and um they think you're having an
affair who's Nancy what's going
on
okay all right guys you better sit down
this is this is pretty big
yeah I'm not having an affair
Nancy is our
realtor I knew he couldn't be with a
woman for 45 minutes
hey how'd the interview go it's not good
you know I always feel that way after an
interview I'll bet it went better than
you think well I didn't get the job at
Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren
that is bad
interview what are you what are you
talking about how'd this happen well my
boss was at the same restaurant where I
was having my interview and he heard
everything so later he calls me to his
office and he tells me that he's going
to have to let me go oh because I'm not
a team player and I say wait a minute no
yes I am and then I had to sit there for
45 minutes while he proved that that in
fact was
true oh God I'm so
sorry hey what what's
this it's it's a bottle of champagne why
is this here Ross I guess it's here
because I got tenure congratulations
congratulations
this is the single greatest day of my
professional career Gunther six classes
six you want me to join Oh I thought
Joey was here five is
good I'm going to have a lugie in my
coffee
tomorrow ooh Israeli
champagne and it's
vanilla I got tenure I didn't win the
lottery hey Rich so uh how did your
thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not
going to hear about that for a couple of
days oh you know what you're going to
get it I I I I can feel it can
you everybody here's to Ross and and to
years of hard work finally paying off
and to knowing that your career doesn't
mean everything but also knowing it
means a
lot but more importantly to full
well-rounded life that center around
work to RS
you know what the best part about this
is I can never be fired God no seriously
I have job security for life you know I
mean I never have to worry oh oh look at
look how happy you are for
me no it's not that I got fired today
and I didn't get the other job
ra I'm so sorry
oh great I feel like an idiot no it's
okay you didn't know
oh little heads up would have been nice
you you've been quiet all morning is
everything okay
mhm you sure you're all right
yep okay um well I'm going to go uh grab
us some breakfast
FYI there it
is in the future when when a girl asks
for some ill-advised sympathy sex just
do
it wait wait you're uh you're mad at me
about last night I was just trying to do
the right thing really well it seems to
me if you had done the right thing I
would not have woken up today feeling
stupid and embarrassed I would have
woken up feeling comforted and
satisfied well oh stop
that I can't believe this what do you I
was just being a good guy I treated you
with with respect and understanding oh
that is so
hot hey I was looking out for you oh
really well Ross you know what I am a
big girl I don't need someone telling me
what is best for me I got to say I've
not had sex a lot of times before this
is the worst ever oh oh really really
well it wasn't very good for me either
oh okay you know hey hey you know what
you know what to avoid this little thing
in the future let's just say you and me
never having sex again what that's right
sex is off the table I am never having
sex with you
again Dr Green are you feeling better
well glad say hello to your new
home oh
my wow oh she's so nice and big
oh Monica where are you going to display
glattus oh so
proudly we haven't really settled on a
spot yet well hey how about right above
the TV that way it will be the first
thing that you see when you walk in the
door yeah yeah and you can get rid of
that French poster I like that poster
really doesn't have anything coming out
of
it or maybe there's some place for in
your bedroom no there's nothing above
your bed are you still here jel
CLA blue
no okay maybe if we just break it down
okay let's just let's try one syllable
at a time okay so repeat after
me pel pel great okay faster
okay it's too hard I can't teach you
what are you doing I I have to go before
I put your head through a wall no no
don't go I need you my addition is
tomorrow all right right let's play one
more time okay and remember if I win you
do not move to Paris okay can't believe
I'm risking this again but you're on all
right Jo you remember the rules heads I
win tails you lose just
flip do Tails damn
it hey so we thought we'd throw your
little going away party around 7 oh that
sounds good hey ra you're leaving
tomorrow shouldn't you be packing it's
all done oh yeah right and after I took
a shower this morning I just threw my
towel on the
floor oh God it hurts to even joke about
it I know honey seriously I did it all
the luggage that I'm taking is in the
bedroom this is Emma's Paris stuff these
are the boxes that I'm having shipped
and that's the sandwich that I made for
the plane okay so you've done some good
work what about your carry-ons oh well
everything that I need is in here and my
travel documents are on the counter
organized in the order that I will be
needing them oh my God I have nothing
left to teach
you where's your passport it should be
right next to my PL take it well it's
not what well maybe I put it in here oh
oh it's not in there oh no I must have
packed in one of these boxes here let me
help you
shoot oh I can't believe I did this at
what point did it stop being funny that
I took her
passport God this adoption stuff is so
overwhelming there's intercountry
adoption dependency adoption there so
many ways to go and this is it's like
the biggest decision of Our Lives
there's a hair in my
coffee hey guys hey hey have you seen
Frank junor cuz he's meeting me here
with the triplets you know it's funny
every time you say triplets I
immediately think of three hot blonde
19-year-olds that's sweet drink your
hair hey what's all this stuff oh the
brochures from different adoption
agencies oh babies oh this one is so
cute get this one
that's not really how it works oh how
does it work I don't
know well if you're having a hard time
you should talk to my friends Bill and
Colleen they adopted a kid I'm sure
they'd help you thanks that would be
great hey honey wouldn't that be
great miss green your father's doctor's
on the phone if you'd like to speak to
him oh great um are you going to be okay
he's unconscious I think we'll be just
fine okay
d
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um did did the TV wake you no when you
put your feet up on my bed you tugged on
my
catheter
ouchie what are you doing here Giller
well I came with Rachel who who should
be back any
second so what's new oh I had a little
heart attack
right is is it painful what the heart
attack is sitting here talking to
you let's see if we can get that Rachel
back in here so what's new with you gu
huh knocked up any more of my daughters
lately nope just the one R this cake is
amazing my god get a
room I would get a room with this cake I
think I could show this cake a good
time if you had to what would you give
up food or s
sex seriously answer
faster oh I'm sorry honey no when she
said sex I wasn't thinking about sex
with
you it's like a giant
hug Ross how about you which would you
give up sex or food food okay how about
um sex or
dinosaurs oh my God it's like like
Sophie's
Choice oh God what about you Joe what
would you give up sex or food
uh I don't know it's too hard no you got
to pick
one uh food no sex food sex food SE I
don't know oh God I want both I want I
want girls on
bread Emma your name poses a
dilemma there not much else r with Emma
maybe the actor Richard cran he played
the commanding officer in Rambo happy
birthday
[Laughter]
Emma is that
it no of course not no I've also you
know prepared a
reading um sex and the single
mother finding your G-spot no no no no
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