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I had a dream last night where I was
playing football with my kid.
>> Oh, that's nice. Nice.
>> No, no, with him.
I'm on this field and they they hike me
the baby
and I I know I've got to do something
cuz the Tampa Bay defense is coming
right at me.
>> Tampa Bay has got a terrible team,
>> right? But
it is just me and the baby, so I'm
thinking they can take us.
And so I uh I just hate it downfield.
>> What are you afraid that's a baby?
>> He should take the sack.
>> Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield and I
realize that I'm the one who's supposed
to catch him, right? only I know there
is no way I'm going to get there in
time, right? So, I am running and I'm
running and that that is when I woke up.
See, I I am so not ready to be a father.
>> Hey, you're going to be fine.
>> You're one of the most caring, most
responsible men in North America.
You're going to make a great dad.
>> Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need
better blocking.
>> I'm going to sit down and try to watch
one of these things.
Halftime.
>> Hey, who wants to uh throw the ball
around a little? Maybe get a little
threeon-ree going.
>> Oh, that would be so much fun.
>> Oh, can I play, too? I've never played
football like ever.
>> Great. You can cover Chandler.
>> No, no, I don't. I don't really want to
play.
>> Come on, man. You haven't wanted to do
anything since you and Janice broke up.
>> That's not true. I wanted to wear my
bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all
day. I wanted to start drinking in the
morning. Don't say that. that I don't
have goals.
>> Chandler, you have to start getting over
her. All right. If you play, you get
some fresh air. Maybe you'll take your
mind off Janice. And if you don't play,
everyone will be mad at you cuz the
teams won't be even. Come on.
>> All right. I'll play.
>> Yay. Let's do it. Ros,
>> what?
>> Want to play football?
>> Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play
football.
>> Says who? Your mom.
Yes.
>> Well, every Thanksgiving, um, we used to
have a touch football game called the
the Geller Bowl.
>> No, no, no. You say that proudly.
>> Anyway, Ross and I were always captains
and um, it got kind of competitive and
one year, Killer Ball six, I
accidentally broke Ross's nose.
>> It was so not an accident. She saw I was
about to tag her. So she threw her big
fat grandma arm elbow in my face.
Just kept running.
>> Just score the winning touchdown. By the
way,
>> ho ho ho. Uh, you did not win the game.
The touchdown didn't count because of
the spectacularly illegal Oh, and by the
way, Savage nose breaking.
>> I won the game.
>> Oh, yeah. Then how come you didn't get
the Geller Cup?
>> There was a Geller Cup.
Yes, it was the trophy you got if you
won the game. But our dad said nobody
won that game. And he was sick of our
fighting. So he took the trophy,
threw it in the lake,
and was the curse lifted.
>> Anyway,
that's when mom said we were not allowed
to play football again. You know what? I
think we should play a game. I mean,
come on. It's been 12 years.
>> Can I see you for a second?
>> What?
>> All right, we're going to play.
>> Well, wait a minute, though. How are we
going to get there? Because my mom won't
let me cross the street.
>> You want to play rough? We can play
rough.
>> Let's get ready to rock.
[Music]
[Applause]
Y'all ready for this?
[Music]
Go go go go go.
[Music]
I love this game.
[Music]
You know, Rachel, funny thing actually.
The uh the end zone starts at that hole.
So you're 5 ft short. So we win.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. So explain
something to me, though. If if nobody
tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still
going?
>> Game?
>> I have no idea.
>> What?
>> Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the
game so I don't have to help out with
stuff.
I don't believe you. That is brilliant.
>> And Monica has no idea.
>> Nope. Every once in a while I just yell
and scream stuff at the TV.
>> Hey, what? Hey,
>> is your team winning, hun?
>> Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.
>> There's no Anderson.
[Music]
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