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It's like you took care of everything.
Thanks a lot, co-host.
>> Take care of everything. There's There's
plenty of things for you to do.
>> Uhhuh. Like what?
Cups. [laughter]
>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
of cups and ice. All right,
fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
and ice.
>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
restaurant.
>> I GOT IT. FINE.
HEY, CHECK IT OUT. [music] A cup hat, a
cup banner, cup chandelier, and the
thing that started it all, the cup.
>> Great job with the cups, faves.
>> Why don't you just go out with her?
[cheering]
>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
have it all. We have [music] crushed,
cubed, and dry. Watch. Ah,
>> mystical.
>> Oh,
[laughter]
I No one's eating my Tuskcen finger food
because they're all filling up on Phoebe
snow cones.
>> There are snow cones.
>> Snow cones?
>> You go, go.
>> Thank you.
>> Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours
and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move.
>> Monica, I feel like you should have
German subtitles.
>> [laughter]
>> Joey, speed it up.
>> I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're
reluctant to get in the blankets.
>> Monica, how did this happen? I thought
you had this all planned out. Do you
want me to cry?
Is that what you want? Do you want TO
SEE ME CRY? SIR, NO, SIR. [cheering]
>> All right, you.
>> What? No. Look, I told you I am not a
part of this thing.
>> All right. Look, Ross, I realize that
you have issues with Carol and Susan,
and I feel for you. I do. But if you
don't help me cook, I'm going to take a
bunch of those little hot dogs and
create a new appetizer called Pigs and
Ross.
>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this
list of 12 appetizers, and I have to
narrow it down to six.
>> Food? Oh, give me.
>> So, did Monica tell you about this great
band called the Swing Kings that we're
trying to get to play for the wedding?
>> Since when are you into swing music?
lost since forever. I used to go all
over town listening to bands.
>> Taylor
>> Gap commercial.
[laughter]
>> So, did you book them? Did you call?
>> I will.
>> Do you want me to call?
>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your
job.
>> What is your job?
>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]
>> This is [snorts] impossible. Monica, why
don't you just pick off 15?
>> There were only 12.
>> Oh, yeah. I added three.
What are peanut butter fingers?
[laughter]
>> Oh gosh, it's hot in here.
>> Ra, get the heat.
>> Ross, could you turn the heat down,
please?
>> Sure. And by the way, there's a
difference between being obsessive.
>> Ross, the heat.
>> Fine. Okay. You know, heat, heat, heat.
And I'm the obsessive one.
>> Okay, this way is on. So, this is
off.
>> Did you just break the radiator?
>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and
here it is.
>> Well, put it back.
>> It uh it won't go back.
>> Call the super here. Let me try.
>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about
your ability to fuse metal.
>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny.
>> Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green
from upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke
our knob on the radiator. And it's
really hot in here.
Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake
cookies. [laughter]
Well, well, do you think we could have a
new one by 6?
What? No. No. Tuesday? We can't wait
until Tuesday. We're having a party
tonight.
>> Okay. Tip the man.
>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too
bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.
Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a
little warm, we'll call it a theme
party.
>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live
like bacon.
[laughter]
>> Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas
party. You put your coats and sweaters
and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
>> It's hard to tell because I'm sweating,
but I use exactly what the gel bottle
says.
>> [laughter]
>> An amount about the size of a pee. How
How can that be too much?
>> Ice.
Ice. Ice squares. Anyone? Take a napkin.
All right.
>> Monica. Monica.
Monica. Your guests are turning into
jerky. Okay.
>> Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Get in line, buddy. I was
next.
Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's
driving me crazy.
Hello. Hey. Okay, stop screaming.
Okay, so Halibet.
All right, so salmon. Either way, I
don't I don't It doesn't matter to me.
Well, it matters to me.
[laughter]
Well, I don't care. So, you pick. Did
you just hang up on me?
[laughter]
All right. Look, I need you at the
rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours.
>> Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
>> You don't know military time?
>> Well, I must have been in missile
training the day they taught that.
[laughter]
>> Just subtract 12.
>> Okay. So, 1,800US 12 is 1,788.
>> 6:00.
>> Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Geller here. No, I
said it has to be there by 4:00.
Goodbye.
God, how hard is it to make an eye
sculpture?
>> Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy.
I told you I just want a simple wedding.
Please, honey, leave the details to me.
Now, I want to make this day as special
for you as I can. No. Okay. I was
thinking that the harpist should wear
white.
>> Well, harpist. My friend Marjorie is
playing the steel drums.
>> Oh, she backed out. She did? Why?
>> I made her.
Steel drums don't really say elegant
wedding. Nor does Marjorie's
overwhelming scent. Hey, she will shower
when Tibet is free.
>> Decided to have a Halloween party.
>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear
costumes.
[laughter]
>> Come on. It'll be fun.
>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to
wear a costume to all my classes that
day anyway. So,
>> please tell me you're not going to dress
up like a dinosaur.
>> Not two years in a row.
I I'll come to the party, but I'm not
dressing up.
>> You have to.
>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.
Dressing up and pretending to be someone
you're not. [laughter]
>> You're an actor.
>> Hey. Hey. Okay, good. You're here. All
right. I figured it out. I'm going to
take two tables of eight. I'm going to
add your parents and I'm going to turn
them into three tables of six. Okay. And
I call the caterer. I add in two extra
meals. We are good to go.
>> Yeah, they're not coming.
[laughter]
What?
>> Somehow they got the idea that you only
invited them because of me. They feel a
little unwanted.
>> Oh, that's too bad. It's true, but too
bad.
>> Look, Mom. If you could just call my
mom.
>> Oh, Joey.
>> Come on. Look, just just let her know
that you really want them to be there.
Let's not forget this is a woman who has
sent you many lasagnas over the years.
>> No, she hasn't.
>> Is it her fault if some of them didn't
make it to you? [laughter]
>> What am I going to say?
>> I don't know. just uh just tell them
there was a mixup with the invitations
or No, no, no. Blame it on the post
office. They hate the post office and
the Irish,
but I don't think you could blame it on
them. So, [laughter]
hello. Yeah. Hi, uh Mrs. Tribani. Hi,
this is Monica Geller. Yeah, I'm I'm
just calling to say that Chandler and I
uh really hope that you can make it to
the wedding. Yeah. Apparently, a bunch
of the invitations that we sent weren't
delivered. Um, I guess there was some
screw up at the damn post office.
[laughter]
Tell me about it. Yeah. Yeah, the US
post office. No, more like US lost
office. [laughter]
What are they, Irish?
I'm so sorry we're late. Please let us
in so we can have dinner together.
>> No, everything's cold. The turkeyy's
dried OUT AND THE THE STUFFING'S ALL
SOGGY. YEAH. AND THERE'S A BOWL OF
cranberry sauce that What happened to
cranberry sauce?
>> Nothing. It's fine.
>> Oh, thank God.
>> Oh, I just remembered we do have
something to eat. Monica put something
in our oven THIS MORNING.
>> OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU TOUCH THAT AND YOU
WILL be sorry.
>> Guys, I listen to her. The vein is
bigger than I've ever seen it.
>> Oh my god. IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
>> THAT'S WORSE THAN NO FOOD.
HAHA. All you got was Monica's stinky
Brussels sprouts.
>> Stinky.
>> Please let me stay on this side of the
door.
[laughter]
>> It all looks so beautiful.
The turkey, the stuffing,
>> the cranberries.
>> Enough. A monkey could HAVE MADE THEM.
[laughter]
HEY, LISTEN GUYS. We feel really
terrible.
>> He's doing that weird eye contact thing.
Don't look at him. Don't look at him.
>> Come on, you guys. We want you to know
we're very, very sorry.
Right, guys?
I feel terrible.
[cheering]
>> But let's not ruin this day. You work so
hard. Let's move past this and try to
have a nice meal all together.
>> The floating heads do make a good point.
>> Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
>> So bad.
>> So bad.
>> So bad. [laughter]
>> Okay.
Okay. You two go get the dessert and
I'll let you in.
>> Dessert?
Yeah. I asked you and Phoebe to pick up
the pies. You did remember, right?
>> Pies. Oh, we thought you said prize.
HERE, [laughter]
>> grand supreme little darling.
Congratulations.
[cheering and laughter]
>> Oh my god, you forgot the pies. Well, I
cannot believe this. You forced me to
make dinner, then you're an hour late
and you forget the one little thing that
I asked you to do.
>> Really, girls? Not cool.
>> Well, you man heads aren't any better.
You lied about going to the game. You
knew it would make you late and you
still went anyway.
>> Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.
Okay, we said we're sorry. It's
Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes. A day of
forgiveness.
>> It's a day to be thankful.
>> Don't make me come up there. [laughter]
>> It's too late for apologies.
>> Fine, let's just go. I don't need your
stupid dinner.
>> That would be a lot more convincing if
you weren't drooling.
Is that what that is?
>> Come on, you guys. Let's just do our own
Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.
>> Yeah, let's go out.
>> Hey.
>> Yeah, you three have a nice
Thanksgiving.
>> The three of us?
>> Yeah, you, Chan, and the vein.
[music]
>> Hi. Hey.
>> Hey.
>> So, what's the final head count on my
baby shower?
>> About 20. A couple people from work had
something else to do. Also, both of your
sisters called and neither can make it.
>> What you mean they're not coming to a
social event where there's no men and no
booze? That's shocking.
>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's
here.
>> Oh my god. Your mother.
>> What? My mom's not going to be here?
>> Well, given that we forgot to invite
her, it would be an awfully big
coincidence if she was. [laughter]
>> My god. Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe
was in charge of the invitations. Well,
I don't I don't have a mother. So often
I forget that other
>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]
>> So my mother is not coming to my baby
shower.
>> No,
neither is mine.
Okay, you know what? Don't worry. Okay,
we'll take care of it. We'll call her.
You just go home and get ready.
>> Please make sure she comes. It's really
important to me. I mean, it's my mom.
>> I know. I know. What's her number?
>> I don't know.
>> Go. I have my book. Go.
Wait a minute. If you're in charge of
the invitations, why am I the one who
has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.
Uh, it's Monica Geller.
>> Oh, hello, Monica.
>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but
we we've decided to throw an impromptu
baby shower for Rachel today.
>> I know. My daughters told me about it
when they received their impromptu
invitations a month ago.
>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.
>> For what, dear?
>> For not inviting me or for lying about
it.
>> Oh my god, my ass is sweating.
>> Please, please, can you come? It's It's
today at 4:00.
>> Well, all right. I'll see you at 4.
>> Thank you.
Isn't it at 3? Son of a Hasn't
even thanked you for it. You know what?
You're right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you
want to say anything to her, I'd tell
her off.
>> Really?
>> Uh-huh.
Okay, I will. Mrs. Green.
Mrs. Green, it is rude to leave a party
without saying goodbye to the host.
Yeah. And also, when someone apologizes
to you, the decent thing to do is to
accept it. Cuz what I did to you, it
wasn't on purpose. But what you're doing
to me now is just is just plain
spiteful. Spiteful. That's right. Maybe
it's TIME YOU TOOK A GOOD HARD LOOK IN
THE MIRROR, young lady.
Old lady.
Lady,
wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
[laughter]
So, whenever you're ready to apologize
to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
>> I can't feel my legs.
[laughter] But you are fantastic. I'm so
proud of you. Yeah, kind of proud of me,
too.
>> You should be. You could you give me
something to drink?
>> You got it.
>> Okay,
>> MRS. GREEN. OKAY, I'M REALLY SORRY. I
APOLOGIZE IF YOU JUST LAUGH.
>> OKAY, I bit my tongue,
but I'm still really sorry this morning
and I found this. I don't know if you
want to use it, but
>> Oh, this is so sweet of you. Oh, but you
know what? I won't be needing a veil. I
actually won't be wearing a dress at
all.
>> I told you I am not coming to a naked
wedding.
>> No, no, [laughter] no. We're just We're
not having a big reception. We took the
money we were going to spend on a
wedding and we donated it to a
children's charity. That's crazy.
[laughter]
>> I'm sorry. I just I can't imagine giving
up my one wedding day like that.
>> Yeah, well, we're different, you know. I
don't care about having a huge party.
This is really nice for you, but oh,
please. I put this on and I just look
like Well, radiant.
[laughter]
>> All right. But who cares? You know, I
don't need a pretty veil and a fancy
dress. That's right. You're making a
commitment. And
>> you know that's the same whether you do
it at the plaza or where are you going
to do it?
>> City Hall.
>> Oh.
Oh, that sounds nice.
No, I was just there for jury duty.
They've really spruced that place up.
[laughter]
>> Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's
okay. I've made my decision.
>> What I really want is a great big
wedding.
>> Yay. [laughter]
>> But you already gave all the money to
charity.
>> Well, I'll just ask for it back.
>> I don't think you can do that.
>> Why not? This is her wedding day. That's
way more important than some stupid
kids.
>> That's sweet, honey. But save something
for the adoption lady.
>> The most unbelievable thing has
happened. Underdog has gotten away.
>> The balloon.
>> No, no, the actual cartoon character.
[laughter]
>> Of course, the balloon.
It's all over the news. Right before he
reached Macy's, he broke free and was
spotted flying over Washington Square
Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with
me?
>> I can't. I got to go.
>> Come on. An 80 foot inflatable dog loose
over the city. How often does that
happen?
>> Almost never.
Got the keys.
>> Okay.
First saw the giant dog shadow fall over
the park. Yeah, but did they have to
shoot him down? I mean, that was just
me.
>> Okay, right about now, the turkey should
be crispy on the outside, juicy on the
inside. [laughter]
Why are we standing here?
>> We're waiting for you to open the door.
You've got the keys.
>> No, I don't.
Yes, you do. When we left, you said got
the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the
keys. [laughter]
>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.
>> Either of you have the keys?
[laughter]
>> The oven is on.
>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.
>> Oh, wait, wait. We have a copy of YOUR
KEY.
>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.
>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any
faster.
>> Joey,
>> that one will.
I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.
>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the
keys unless I had the keys. AND I
OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.
>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, that's it. Enough
with THE KEYS. NO ONE SAY KEYS.
>> Why would I have the keys?
>> Aside from the fact that you said you
had them,
>> but I didn't. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY
RESPONSIBILITY. IS that I mean, isn't it
enough that I'm making Thanksgiving
dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
WANTS a different KIND OF POTATO. SO,
I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.
I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of
potatoes I want? NO.
NO. NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS Phoebe
gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS
HIS TOTS AND it's my first Thanksgiving
and I it's all burned and
[laughter]
>> Okay, Monica. Only dogs can hear you
now.
Look, the door's open. Here we go.
>> Well, turkeys burnt.
Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are
ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [laughter]
>> Here we come. Walking down the
[laughter]
>> This doesn't smell like mom's.
>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted
lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
YOU GOT ONE.
[laughter]
>> OH. GOD, this is great. The plane is
gone. So, I guess I'm stuck here with
you guys.
>> Hey, we all had better plans. Okay, this
was nobody's first choice.
>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS
TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING
DINNER?
>> Why don't WE GO SEE IT? STOP IT.
>> NOW, this feels like Thanksgiving.
Okay. Who wants light cheese and who
wants dark cheese?
>> I don't even want to know about the dark
cheese.
>> Does anybody want to split this with me?
>> No, I will.
>> You guys have to make a wish.
>> Make a wish.
>> Come on. You know Thanksgiving.
>> You got the bigger half. What' you wish
for?
>> The bigger half. [laughter]
>> All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
Little toast here.
I know this isn't exactly the kind of
Thanksgiving that all of you planned,
but for me, this has been really great.
You know, I think because it didn't
involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
[clears throat]
Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if
you'd gone to Vale or if you guys had
been with your family or if you didn't
have
syphilis and stuff,
we wouldn't be all together, you know.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is
that uh I'm very thankful that all of
your Thanksgiving sucked. [laughter]
>> It's so sweet.
>> Thank you.
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas
>> and a crappy new year.
>> I want you to take a piece of paper.
Here you go. And write down your most
embarrassing memory.
>> Oh, and I do ask that when you're not
using the markers, you put the caps back
on them because they will dry out.
Listen, you [music] guys. Um, I don't
mean to be a pain about this, but um,
I've noticed that some of you are just
placing them on. You want to push the
caps
until you hear them click. [laughter]
>> Gunther, where are you going?
>> I um was sort of thinking about maybe
>> No, no, you can't go. No, this is fun.
Come on. We're just getting started.
Here, here's your marker.
Listen, if you want to go, just go.
>> No, she'll yell at me again.
>> All right, I can [clears throat] get you
out.
>> What? [laughter]
>> In a minute, I'm going to create a
diversion.
When I do, walk quickly to the door and
don't look back. [laughter]
>> Okay. The first person's most
embarrassing memory is, "Monica, your
party sucks."
All right. Very funny.
>> Oh no. Oh, did someone forget to use a
coaster?
>> What?
[laughter]
>> I don't see anything.
>> Great. I'm seeing water rings again.
Okay. Okay. She's taking the trash out
so I can get you out of here. But it has
to be now. [music] She'll be back any
minute.
>> What about my friend Victor?
>> No, only the three of you. Any more than
that and she'll get suspicious.
>> All right, let me just get my coat.
>> There isn't time. You
must leave everything. They'll take care
of you next door. [laughter]
>> Is it true they had beer?
>> Everything you've heard is true.
>> Could you guys please try to keep it
down? We're trying to start a volleyball
tournament.
[laughter]
>> You And you, you're supposed to be at my
party. And Gunther,
[laughter]
>> what are you doing here?
>> Huh?
>> Hey, welcome to the fo,
>> baby. All right. I'm sorry, but these
people needed me. You know, they work
hard all week. It's Saturday night. They
deserve to have a little fun. Go.
>> You know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe
it's a little quieter, less obvious sort
of fun, but you know, if people would
just give it a chance, it's so
[laughter]
>> Do you realize that four weeks from
today, we're getting married? Four
weeks, baby. Four weeks.
>> You realize that you get louder each
week?
>> There's still so much to do. Have you
written your vows yet? I figured I'd
just buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a
vow. [laughter]
>> Sweetie, no. I have no sense of humor
when it comes to the wedding.
>> Right. So, [clears throat] have you
written yours yet?
>> No, but I know exactly what I'm going to
say.
>> Do you happen to know exactly what I'm
going to say?
[laughter]
>> Let's just do it right now. Okay. It
won't be hard. Just say what's in your
heart.
Look at her go. She must love me more
than I love her.
What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open
that door.
>> No, I'm not going to make a turkey this
year.
>> What?
>> Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
>> Phoebe.
>> Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent
animals.
>> No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid
and delicious. [laughter]
>> Right. Okay. It's not just Phoebe.
Will's still on a diet. Chandler doesn't
eat Thanksgiving food and Rachel's
having her aversion to poultry.
>> She is?
>> Yeah. Did you remember I had to leave
the room the other day when you had that
roast chicken?
>> Yeah, but I thought that was just cuz I
put the whole thing on my hand and made
it walk across the table.
>> Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to
make a whole turkey for just three
people. Okay. It's just it's it's a lot
of work.
>> But you got to have turkey on
Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with
no turkey is like like Fourth of July
with no apple pie or or Friday with no
two pizzas. [laughter]
>> All right, fine if it means that much to
you. But just there's going to be a ton
left over.
>> No, no, no, they won't. I promise I will
finish that turkey.
>> You're telling me you can eat almost an
entire turkey in one sitting?
>> That's right. Cuz I'm a tribani
and this is what we do.
I mean, we may not be great thinkers or
or world leaders. We don't read a lot or
run very fast, but damn it, we can eat.
[laughter]
>> Are you through with that?
>> Yeah. Sorry, the swallowing slowed me
down.
>> Whose little ball of paper is this?
>> Oh, that would be mine. See, uh, I wrote
a note to myself and then I realized I
didn't need the note, so I baldled it up
and now I wish I was dead. [laughter]
>> She already fluffed that pillow. Monica,
you know, you already flipped, but it's
fine.
[laughter]
>> Look, I'm sorry, guys. I just don't want
to give them any more ammunition than
they already have.
>> Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent
can be about the flatness of a child's
pillow.
>> Monica, hi. Um, [laughter]
Monica, um, you're scaring me.
I mean, you're like you're like all
chaotic and twirly, you know? I mean,
not not in a good way.
>> Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross
getting all chaotic and twirly every
time they come.
>> That's because as far as my parents are
concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You
see, he's the prince. Apparently, they
had some big ceremony before I was born.
>> Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
>> Yeah, it's beautiful. [laughter]
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Oh god. Oh god. DON'T DON'T TOUCH THAT.
OH, LIKE I wasn't dreading tomorrow
enough, having to give it back to him.
Hi, Barry. Remember me? I'm the girl in
the veil that stomped on your heart in
front of your entire family. Oh god. And
now I'm going to have to return the ring
without the ring, which makes it so much
harder.
[laughter]
>> Easy, Ra. We'll find it. We'll wait.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay.
[laughter]
>> All right. When'd you have it on last?
Probably right before she lost it.
You don't get a lot of Doy these days.
>> You know, I had it this morning. I know.
I had it when I was in the kitchen with
>> Dina.
>> Oh, don't be mad.
You didn't.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you one job.
>> Oh, but look how straight those noodles
are.
Now, Monica, you know that's not how you
look for an engagement ring in lasagna.
>> I just can't do it.
>> Boys,
we're going in.
Can I sing happy birthday to you now?
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Oh, all right. Happy birthday.
See you later. [laughter]
>> Hey, Ra. Somebody got your shoes.
>> Oh, give me
Wow. OH
MY GOD.
>> OH, THESE ARE MY RAT BABIES.
[cheering]
[laughter]
>> YEAH, we have rat babies now.
>> Oh, you brought rats to my birthday
party. So, this is what a stroke feels
like. [laughter]
I had to bring them. We killed their
mother. They're our responsibility now.
You know, they require constant care.
You should know that, Rachel. You're a
mother.
>> Oh,
are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
>> No. Seven rats.
Monica.
[laughter]
>> Hey.
Hey. Did you get the turkey, BABY? OH MY
GOD. OH MY GOD.
>> Who is that?
>> It's Joey. [laughter]
>> What? What are you doing? Is this
supposed to be funny?
>> No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's
supposed to be scary.
[laughter]
>> GET IT OFF NOW.
>> I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.
>> I DON'T CARE THAT THAT TURKEY HAS TO
FEED 20 people at my parents house and
they're not going to eat it off your
head.
Hold on. Okay, let's just I'll think.
[laughter]
>> Okay, I got it. Devi. All right, you
pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide
as I can.
>> Joey, now is not the time.
>> Sorry, guys.
>> Okay, count to three. One, two, THREE.
[laughter]
>> It worked. I SCARED YOU. I KNEW IT.
[laughter]
>> SO, tonight's the night of the big
bachelor party.
>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that
girl's number.
>> No problem. So, who's the party for? for
my husband.
>> You hide your husband a hooker.
>> She's a stripper.
>> No, she's a hooker.
>> Is Is that what they call strippers
sometimes?
>> When they're hookers.
>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did
this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's
a hooker.
>> It's either that or she's just the best,
most expensive date I ever had.
>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you
should just ask her to leave.
>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party.
Which is why you should do it. I don't
want to. You do it.
>> You do it.
>> You do it.
>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who
has to tell the to leave?
[laughter]
>> What?
>> I miss this.
>> I don't think we've actually done this
before.
>> No, no, no, [laughter] no, no. I I miss
hanging out with you.
>> Well, we we still hang out.
>> Yeah. Not like we used to. Remember? You
and me used to be inseparable.
Oh, now it's like
things are different.
>> Well, you know, things are different.
I'm I'm married now.
>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.
I am so happy for you guys, but I just I
miss hanging out just just us, you know.
>> Yeah, I miss that, too.
>> I'll tell you what. For now when we'll
make time to hang out with each other.
>> You got it. Come here.
Oh god. Listen, I am this close to
robbing you guys. [laughter]
>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a
>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.
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