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Friends, family are gathered to
celebrate here today the joyous union of
Ross and Emily. Now Ross, repeat after
me. I Ross, I Ross, take thee, Emily.
Take thee, Rachel.
Emily.
[laughter]
Emily,
shall I go on?
He He said Rachel, right? Do you think I
should go up there? [laughter]
>> Yes. Yes. Do go on.
>> I think we better start again. Yes.
Ross. Repeat after me. I Ross.
>> I Ross. Take the Emily.
[laughter]
Take the Emily.
[laughter]
I don't think there'd be anybody else.
>> As my lawfully weded wife in sickness
and in health till death parts us.
>> As my lawfully weded wife in sickness
and in health until death parts us.
Really? I do. Emily,
you have the rings.
Emily, place this ring on Ross' finger
as a symbol of your bond everlasting.
>> [laughter]
>> Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as
a symbol of the love that encircles you
forever.
>> Happy to.
[laughter]
Ross and Emily have made their
declaration, and it gives me great
pleasure to declare them husband and
wife.
[laughter]
You may kiss the bride.
>> [laughter]
>> This is worse than when he married a
lesbian.
>> Just keep smiling.
>> Okay.
>> Well, that went well. Yeah. Could have
been worse. He could have shot her.
That uh that was pretty funny, wasn't
it?
OKAY, THIS IS IT.
>> You sure you [music] want to do this?
[laughter]
>> HELLO, MRS. BRO.
>> WELL, HELLO, MR. RACHEL.
[laughter]
>> WHOA. Oh my god. [laughter]
>> Come on, please. Hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, hurry.
>> Okay.
>> Oh my god. Is everybody getting married?
[laughter]
>> No running in the chapel.
>> Hey, don't you give me any of your Hey,
>> hey,
>> hey. [laughter]
>> What are you guys doing here?
>> Ross and Rachel left us a message saying
they were getting married. Isn't that
why you guys are here?
>> Yes, we will [laughter] be here.
Well, what happened? Did we miss it? We
actually missed it.
>> Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you
could run in the chapel. [laughter]
>> This is insane. That's the big deal. You
know, it's not like it's a real
marriage.
>> What?
>> Yeah. If you get married in Vegas,
you're only married in Vegas.
>> What are you talking about? If you get
married in Vegas, you're married
everywhere. Really?
Oh my god.
>> Ah, well
thanks.
>> Dearly beloved,
I'm sorry I'm a little late.
May be confused by this now, but you
won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002.
[laughter]
Well, let's get started before the groom
takes off again. Huh? [laughter]
We are gathered here today
to join this man
and this woman in the bonds of holy
matrimony.
I've known Monica and Chandler for a
long time and I cannot imagine
two people more perfect for each other.
And now,
as I've left my notes in my dressing
room,
we shall proceed to the vows. Monica,
he took off. Go on.
[laughter]
Chandler,
for so long, I I wondered if I would
ever find my prince,
my soulmate.
Then three years ago, at another
wedding, I turned to a friend for
comfort.
And instead, I found everything that I'd
ever been looking for my whole life.
And now
here we are
with our future before us.
And I only want to spend it with you,
my prince,
my soulmate,
my friend.
Unless you don't want to.
You go, [laughter]
>> Chandler.
That's okay.
[laughter]
Monica, I thought this was going to be
the most difficult thing I ever had to
do.
But when I saw you walking down that
aisle, I realized how simple it was.
I love you. Any
surprises that come our way, it's okay
because I will always love you.
You are the person I was meant to spend
the rest of my life with.
You want to know if I'm sure?
You may now kiss the bride.
[laughter]
So,
I guess by the powers vested in me by
the state of New York and the internet
guys,
[laughter]
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Oh, wait.
Do you take each other?
>> I do.
>> I do.
>> Yeah, you do.
[laughter]
>> Rings. Oh, crap. Okay. Um,
let's do the rings.
>> [laughter]
>> We good? Yeah. Good. [laughter]
Once again, I pronounce you husband and
wife. Now kiss her again.
[laughter]
>> [applause and music]
[applause]
>> I love you.
>> And I know about the baby.
>> What baby?
>> Our baby.
>> We have a baby. [laughter]
>> Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the
trash.
>> I didn't take a pregnancy test. And who
did?
>> Look at them.
Oh, and they're going to have a baby.
Uh-huh.
BB and Mike are perfect for each other.
And I know I speak for everyone here
when I wish them a lifetime of
happiness. Who has the rings?
Okay.
When I was growing up, I didn't have a
normal mom and dad or a regular family
like everybody else. And and I always
knew that something was missing.
But now I'm standing here today knowing
that I have everything I'm ever going to
need.
You are my family.
Baby, you are so beautiful. You're so
kind. You're so generous.
You're so wonderfully weird.
[laughter]
Every day with you is an adventure,
and I can't believe how lucky I am,
and I can't wait to share my life with
you forever.
Oh, wait. Oh, I forgot. And um I love
you.
And you have nice eyes. [laughter]
>> I love you, too.
>> Uh Joey.
>> Yeah,
>> Chappie's heart rate has slowed way
down.
[laughter]
>> Okay. Uh uh Phoebe, do you take this man
to be your husband?
>> I do.
Mike, do you take this woman to be your
wife?
>> I do.
>> I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
[cheering]
[applause]
>> We got married. [laughter]
Could someone get me a code? I'm
freaking freezing.
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