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Hello.
Hi. Is uh Phoebe here?
>> Uh no, no, she's she's out for the
night.
>> Oh, great.
>> Can I can I help you with something?
>> Oh, I don't know. Are you a mour?
>> Yes, I am.
>> All right,
Dad.
Thank you so much. I'll be back to pick
him up in an hour.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
Okay,
now I'm going to
touch you.
>> Oh, that's soft.
[Music]
[Laughter]
Hey, what are you guys What are you guys
talking about?
>> Nothing.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn, this coffee is cold. Hey, Ra, do
you mind if I heat this up on your
loins?
>> You know, I cannot believe you told him,
Joey.
So, I guess you bought that book after
we broke up, huh?
>> Uh-huh. Yeah, I did because I wore out
my first copy when I was with you.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, when we were
going out, I read tons of porno
magazines.
What's up,
>> boss? How could you do that to an old
man?
>> Excuse me, ladies.
coming.
>> I have a bone to pick with you.
>> Uh-oh.
>> Yes. Ben learned a little trick.
>> Oh, yeah. Did he pull?
>> That's right. That's right.
Saran wrap on the toilet seat. So the P
goes everywhere.
>> Oh, that.
>> Yeah, that. You know, I hate practical
jokes. They're mean and they're stupid
and and I don't want my son learning
them.
>> Oh, come on. Saran wrap on the toilet
seat. You don't think that's just a
little funny?
>> I was barefoot.
>> Now tell me, the toilet thing is the
only thing you taught him, right?
Yes.
>> Kind of glad they're leaving cuz uh I
need to talk to you about something.
>> What's up?
>> Well, this uh this may be a little
awkward.
>> Listen, if you want to borrow money,
it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying
dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
>> It's it's not that. Um now, what I'm
going to say to you, I'm I'm not saying
as your friend, okay? I'm I'm saying it
as Monica's older brother.
>> But you're still my friend.
>> Not for the next few minutes.
During this time, are you are you still
my best man?
>> Nope.
>> Do I still call you Ross?
>> Okay.
>> You guys are getting married tomorrow.
And and I couldn't be more thrilled for
both of you. But as Monica's older
brother, I I have to tell you this.
If you ever hurt my little sister,
if you ever cause her any unhappiness of
any kind, I will hunt you down
and kick your ass.
>> What? I'm I'm I'm serious.
>> Okay, dude. Stop it. Okay. I'm I'm not
kidding here.
>> Hey, I hear what you're saying. Okay.
And thanks for the warning.
>> No problem.
>> So, are we friends again?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
You won't believe what Monica's older
brother just said to me.
>> Joey, um, you look familiar. Are, uh,
are you on TV or something?
>> Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about
it, but he's one of the stars of Days of
Our Lives.
That's right. That's right. Don't you
play a woman.
>> A woman in a man's body.
Much better.
So, you know, Ross, it's funny cuz you
look familiar to me, too. Have you ever
been married?
>> Well, yes. Yes, I have. In fact, um,
just the other day, Chris and I were
talking about how I've been married and
how I have a son.
>> Yeah, little Eric.
>> That's right. Wait, no, Ben.
>> So, you just been married the one time
then?
>> Well, um,
>> you've been married twice.
>> Yes.
And
another time after that.
Boy, I'm getting hungry.
Uh, hey Joey, have you ever been so
hungry on a date that when the girl goes
to the bathroom, you eat some of her
food?
>> You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
>> Yeah. So, uh, Ross, now why did that
first marriage break up? Hm.
Was it because the woman was straight or
because she was a lesbian?
>> Do you two know each other?
>> No. No. No. No. Just seems like Ross is
the kind of guy who would marry a woman
on the verge of being a lesbian and then
push her over the edge.
>> I needed that car for transportation.
Okay. I I have a child.
>> How hot do I look in this? Huh?
>> Ross a sports car. Wouldn't it have been
cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
>> That's not what this is about. Okay. I I
am a sports car enthusiast. I've always
been into cars.
>> Hey, what's the horsepower on this
thing?
>> I don't know, but but look how shiny.
>> I can't believe you bought this. So, can
I have a ride, Steph?
>> Hop in.
>> Get ready for the smoothest ride of your
life.
Damn it.
>> Okay, WHO'S NEXT?
[Music]
WOOHOO!
>> Die Hard still great.
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, what do you say we make it a double
feature?
>> What else you in?
>> Die Hard 2.
>> Joey, this is Die Hard one again.
>> Well, we watch it a second time and it's
Die Hard 2.
>> Joey, we just saw it and
>> and it would be cool to see it again.
Yeah. Die hard.
>> Dude, you didn't say die hard.
>> Is everything okay?
>> Yeah, I just got I got plans.
>> Well, John Mlan had plans.
>> No, you see the thing is I want to get
out of here before Joey gets all worked
up and starts calling everybody
>> What are you talking about,
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
What happened?
>> I don't know. Fell asleep. That is all.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Well, uh, I better go.
>> Yeah, I think that would be best. So,
>> all right. I'll talk to you later.
>> Okay. But not about this.
>> No, never.
>> Never.
>> So, uh, uh,
>> bye.
>> No touch. No touch.
[Music]
>> Hey, just uh brought back your videos.
>> Uh, hey uh, Ross, look. Uh, I think we
need to talk about before.
>> No, no, we don't.
>> Yes, we do. Now, look, that was the best
nap I ever had.
>> I I don't know what you're talking
about.
Come on, admit it. That was the best nap
you ever had.
>> I've had better.
Okay. When?
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. IT WAS THE BEST
NAP EVER. I SAID IT. OKAY. BUT IT'S
OVER, JOEY.
>> I want to do it again.
>> We can't do it again.
>> Why not?
>> Because it's weird.
>> Fine.
You want something to drink?
>> Sure. What do you got? warm milk and
etm.
[Applause]
>> Boy, I'll tell you that judging stuff
took a lot out of me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Think about maybe going upstairs
and taking a little nap on my couch.
>> Why Why would I care about that?
>> No reason. I'm just saying that uh
that's where I'll be
[Applause]
[Music]
Great nap.
>> It really was.
[Applause]
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
>> Excuse me.
And it was Erns Mulgrad who first
hypothesized that the Velociraptor, when
threatened, would expand its collar and
emit a high-pitched noise to frighten
off its predator. Yes, Mr. Lewis.
>> What kind of noise?
>> Just a high-pitched intimidating noise.
>> But like how?
Well, we we don't know for sure,
but in my head, it it sounded something
like this. Uh,
[Laughter]
>> of course, this is just conjecture.
>> Celebrating my
I'm sorry. Apparently, I've opened the
door to the past.
[Music]
>> Okay. Uh, Monica. Man. Okay. What? What
you just saw?
>> Can I ask you just a little question?
Why tonight?
>> What? See, I've been waiting my whole
life to be engaged. And unlike some
people, I only planning on doing this
once.
So, you know, maybe this is selfish and
I'm sorry about it, but I I was kind of
hoping tonight could just be about that.
>> Oh, honey, but it is. No, it's not. No,
no, now it's about you and Ross getting
back together.
>> What?
>> Yeah. Um, you kind of stole my thunder.
>> Okay. Ho ho. We did not steal your
thunder because we are not getting back
together.
>> Yeah. No. And and and you know what?
Nobody even saw.
>> Yeah,
>> that's true.
>> I swear we just kissed.
>> It was just a kiss.
>> YOU GUYS KISSED?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
>> ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?
CAN I sing at your wedding?
>> Thunder being stolen.
>> Okay, come on, baby. It's nothing.
Monica, come on. Let's not make a big
deal out of this.
>> It was a onetime thing.
>> It doesn't even matter.
>> Oh my god.
>> I cannot believe you guys are talking
about this. The problems in the bedroom
are between A MAN AND A WOMAN.
All right. Now, CHANDLER IS DOING THE
BEST HE CAN.
>> Wedding is so close. Are you getting
nervous?
>> Yeah, but a part of me also can't wait
till it's over.
>> Chandler and I have this pack not to
have sex again until the wedding.
>> A no sex pact, huh?
I actually have one of those going on
with every woman in America.
>> Hey, Vivie, will you give me a hand? Got
to make up the guest bedroom. Hey,
cousin Cassie's coming to stay with us
for a few days. Cassie.
>> I haven't seen her in like forever. I
wonder if she still carries that Barbie
everywhere she goes.
>> Ra, she's 25 years old.
>> So what? I still No, you're probably
right.
>> And that should conclusively prove that
I had the idea for Jurassic Park first.
Let's take a look at this.
>> Phoei. Oh my god. What are you doing
here?
>> I need to talk to you. It's pretty
urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.
>> Oh my god. Um, of course. Uh, would you
please excuse me for a moment? Um, do
you know each other's hometowns? Why
don't you
What's going on?
>> Well, um, not much, but I was just
thinking that since those guys just got
engaged that maybe it'd be nice if they
had some privacy, you know? So, could I
just move in with you for a couple days?
>> Um, okay. Yeah, sure. But what what's
wrong with Monica and Chandler?
>> Nothing. Why,
>> Phoebe? You said it was urgent.
>> Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies
and it starts in like five minutes.
>> Do you realize I have a classroom full
of students?
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone
want to come to the movies?
>> Chandler just left, though.
>> Yeah, but maybe it's not what we think.
Maybe it's Tell Monica I'm sorry. I
drank the last of the milk. Or maybe he
he was writing to tell her that that
he's changed his name. You know, tell
Monica I'm sorry.
>> I think it means he freaked out and
left.
>> Don't be so negative.
Good God. Isn't it possible that Sorry
is sitting in there right now?
>> Okay, Phoebe. I I think Ross is right. I
What are we going to do?
>> Look. Okay, I'm just going to I'm going
to have to go find him and bring him
back. Okay, you you make sure Monica
does not find out. Okay.
>> Okay, but if you don't find him and
bring him back, I'm going to hunt you
down and kick your ass.
>> I will I will find him.
>> So, I just talked to one of the duel
writers today. And
>> what is Duel?
>> Days of Our Lives.
>> Anyway, you're not going to believe it.
My character is coming out of his coma.
>> And and and not only that, I'm getting a
new brain.
>> So, great things are happening at work
and in your personal life.
>> Wait, what do you mean you're getting a
new brain?
>> Oh, well, they're killing off one of the
characters on the show, and when she
dies, her brain is being transplanted
into my body.
>> What? A brain transplant? It's
ridiculous. Oh, I think it's ridiculous
that you haven't had sex in three and a
half months.
>> It's winter. There are fewer people on
the street.
>> Who are they killing off?
>> Uh Cecilia Monroe. She plays Jessica
Lockhart.
>> NO. NO.
>> SHE is so good at throwing drinks in
people's faces. I mean, I don't think
I've ever seen her finish a beverage.
>> And the way she slaps people all the
time. Would you love to do that? Yes.
Once.
>> Oh, do it.
>> Aunt, she's been on the show forever.
It's going to be really hard to fill her
shoes.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Help me out here. When you
when you come out of the brain
transplant,
you are going to be her.
>> Yes, but in Drake Reese's body.
>> Why is this so hard for you to get? I
thought you were a scientist.
>> Some stranger is going to be living in
my room. Well, after 15 years of mom and
dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it's
time the velvet ropes came down.
>> I kept your room for a while. Oh,
>> please. Dad turned my room into a gym 20
minutes after I moved out. I got to say,
a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's
Secret cataloges. Not a gym.
>> Come on. You know they love you
>> as much as they love you.
>> I was their first born. They thought she
was barren. It's not my fault.
Look, all my stuff is safe and dry, and
all her stuff is is growing new stuff.
See, this is exactly the kind of thing
that makes her think you guys love me
more than you love her.
>> Oh my god. Does she really think that?
>> Well, can you blame her?
>> I don't know. I I I suppose we may have
favored you unconsciously. You were a
medical marvel. The doctor said your
mother could.
>> Dad, I don't want to hear about it.
>> Really?
>> Well, not right now.
Yes, sir.
>> Mr. Morris, I need to talk to you about
your midterm exam.
I'm afraid I I had to fail you.
>> Why?
>> Well, you need 60% to pass.
>> What'd I get?
>> Seven.
>> That's not so good.
>> No, no, it's not. What? What happened
there, Ned?
>> Well, maybe you can cut me some slack.
I'm sort of in love.
Well,
>> I'm sorry, but that that's really not my
problem.
>> I'm in love with you.
>> Well, that brings me in the loop a
little.
See, that's why I did so bad on this
test. I'm having a hard time
concentrating when you're up there and
you're teaching and your face gets all
serious.
It looks so good.
You wear that tight little turtleneck
sweater.
>> Okay.
Um, I uh I'm your teacher. I'm sorry.
You're you're a student and I and I like
women in spite of what may be written on
the backs of some of these chairs.
>> Hello, sir. You here to return those
pants?
>> No, these are my pants.
Oh, okay.
How can I help you?
>> Well, um, do you have a Santa outfit
left
>> 2 days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
>> Okay, look, do do you have anything uh
Christmy? I promised my son, and I I
really don't want to disappoint him. Um,
come on. I You got to have something.
I'm the holiday armadillo.
I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me
here to wish you a merry Christmas.
>> What happened to Santa? Holiday
armadillo.
>> Santa was unavailable. So close to
Christmas.
>> Oh, come in. Have a seat. You must be
exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
Texas.
>> That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's
representative for all the southern
states
and Mexico.
But Santa sent me here to give you these
presents, Ben. Maybe the lady will help
me with these presents.
[Applause]
Wow. Thanks.
>> You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas
and happy Hanukkah.
>> Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm
part Jewish.
>> You are? Me, too.
>> Because armadillos also wandered in the
desert.
>> Hey, guess what I got for your wedding?
>> A freakishly thin date with a hanger for
a head.
>> No, Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But
not just any tux. Batman's tux.
>> That's right. Made expressly for Val
Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film,
that Batman film he was in.
You can't wear that. I'm wearing the
famous tux. James Bond's tux.
>> So
>> So if you wear that, it'll make mine
less special.
>> Well, you need something to make this
date special. Hello. You had the most
special thing of all. You are marrying
the woman you love.
>> Please don't take away my cool thing.
Please. Pretty please.
>> Pretty please. Not very uh 007.
>> Look, it's my wedding day, okay? If you
were getting married, I would never do
anything to upset you.
>> When I got married, you slept with my
sister.
>> That was pretty 007.
[Music]
>> What is that?
>> I think it's the dying cat parade.
>> Sounds like it's coming from across the
street.
Oh my god.
>> What?
>> You know that thing that Ross was going
to do at our wedding? He was hanging out
with me yesterday and he turned to me
and he said, "You're half Scottish,
right?"
>> No, there is no way I'm not Ross.
[Music]
>> Unbelievable.
>> Why is your family Scottish?
Why is your family Ross?
>> You cannot play our wedding. I mean,
everyone will leave. I mean, come on.
That is just noise.
It's not even a song.
If you listen very carefully, I think
it's celebration by calling the gang.
[Music]
>> Well, I feel like a snack.
>> Do you want some shortbread? It's
Scottish like you are.
>> Oh, no thanks. I don't like anything
from my Scottish heritage.
>> What?
>> Well, just my entire family was run out
of Scotland by
Vikings.
>> Well, it sounds to me like your family
is ready to uh rediscover its Scottish
roots.
>> You can't play bag pipes at the wedding.
>> How did you know about that? We heard
you play all the way from your
apartment.
>> Were you the ones who called the cops?
>> That's not really important right now.
>> What is important is while we appreciate
the gesture, we just don't feel that bag
pipes are appropriate for our wedding.
>> Why not?
>> Because we hate them.
>> Just just give me a chance to perform
for you and then decide whatever you
want. And I'm not going to tell you what
song I'm going to play either, but uh
let's just say when it's over, I'll bet
there'll be a wee bit of celebration.
[Music]
Remember, I'm I'm still learning.
[Music]
One, two, three, four.
[Applause]
[Music]
You know the song. Sing along.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
So,
>> no.
>> Got that little bit of oil that should
have lasted just one day burned for
>> eight whole days.
>> That's right. And that's why we
celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Awesome.
>> Yeah.
>> My favorite part was when Superman flew
all the Jews out of Egypt.
The armadillo was actually not so
thrilled about that part.
Okay, Ben, it's time to light the
Hanukkah candles.
Hey. Oh, wow. Looks like the Easter
Bunny's funeral in here.
>> Come on. Come on. We're We're lighting
the candles. Come on.
>> Oh,
[Music]
I understand why Superman is here, but
why is there a porcupine at the Easter
Bunny's funeral?
Hey everybody, happy Thanksgiving.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> What are we keeping Thanksgiving a
secret this year?
>> No. We are playing this game I learned
at work. You have to name all the states
in 6 minutes.
>> What? That's like insanely easy.
>> No, it's a lot harder than it sounds.
You always forget at least one or in
some cases
14.
>> It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing
against other people, so technically I
didn't lose.
>> What? You forgot 14 states.
>> Nobody cares about the Dakotas.
>> Oh, okay. Time's up.
>> All right. I got 48.
>> Oh, it's not bad, babe.
>> Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I
decided to list the types of celery.
And I have one regular celery.
>> Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has
the lead in
vegetables. Joey,
>> say hello to the new champ of Chandler's
dumb states game.
>> Wow. How many you got?
>> 56.
>> Done. With time to spare.
>> Woo. This may be a new world's record.
You know, I hate to lecture you guys,
but it's kind of disgraceful that a
group of well-educated adults and Joey
can't name all the states. Do you ever
see a map or one of those round colorful
things called a globe?
>> Uh, Mellin,
you got 46 states.
>> What? That's impossible.
>> 46? Well, who's well educated now, Mr. I
forgot 10 states?
>> Okay, Ross, time is up.
>> No, just give me another minute.
>> Look, Ross, if you don't know them by
now, you will never know them. Okay,
that is the beauty of this game. It
makes you want to kill yourself.
>> This This is crazy. I can do this. All
right. Uh I bet I can get all 50 uh
before dinner.
>> Okay. But if you can't, no dinner.
>> You're on.
>> All right. Don't look at my list, Ross,
cuz there's a lot on there that you
don't have.
>> How can I not get this? I'm a college
professor. I got 1450 on my SATs.
>> 1250?
>> Damn, I forgot you were here.
You need some help
>> from you.
>> Yes, please.
>> First of all, Utah,
dude. You can't just make stuff up.
[Music]
>> I hate America.
When I finish this game, I swear I am
moving.
[Music]
Okay, maybe this is so hard because
there aren't 50 states.
Let me tell you something. I have 49
states and there are no more.
I I think I should be able to eat
something.
>> It's up to you.
Delaware.
Delaware.
>> All right.
>> I want my turkey now.
>> You got it.
You got Nevada twice.
>> I know.
>> Yes.
>> Peeps, you uh you got a second?
>> Sure.
>> Yeah. Ever since you uh told me that
story about that bike, I couldn't stop
thinking about it. I mean, everyone
should have a first bike, you know? So,
Oh my god, Ross.
>> You like it?
>> I love it.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. Oh, and I love you.
>> Not that way.
>> The bike got you a lot closer.
>> Oh, well. Uh, take it downstairs. You
know, give it a test drive.
>> Okay. Oh my god, my first bike.
Thank you for the best present I've ever
gotten.
>> You're welcome.
Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.
>> I'm not.
>> Okay, now just remember everything I
taught you and you'll be fine. Okay,
here we go. Ready,
set.
>> Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable.
Maybe before we start, we should just
get another one. Perhaps like an
airplane seat or a beanag chair.
Baby, you can't get out of this. Okay,
you have to learn how to ride a bike.
>> Why? Why do I have to learn?
>> Well, in in case of an emergency.
>> What kind of emergency?
>> Well, what if a man comes along and puts
a gun to your head and says, "You ride
this bike or I'll I'll shoot you."
>> Okay. I would ring the bell to distract
him and then I would knock the gun out
of his hand with a Chinese throwing
star.
>> Okay, Phoebe, just just get get on the
bike and hey, I'll hold you up and and
push you.
>> Okay,
>> you won't let go.
>> No.
>> You swear?
>> I swear.
>> Okay.
>> Come on.
>> All right. Here we go.
>> All right.
>> All right.
>> All right. Feel good?
>> Well,
>> all right. Try pedaling. That's it.
You're doing great. You're doing great.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Take control. Yes.
>> OH. OH. OH.
>> You swore.
>> I I just thought you were doing so well.
>> Shocked. Shocked.
>> It's a legitimate learning technique.
Wow.
Oh, hello liar.
>> Look, I I'm I'm really sorry I let go of
the bike.
>> I could have been killed. I hope you
know.
>> I know. I know.
But can we please try it again? Huh? I
mean, you were so close, Phoebe. Well, I
would love to, but
the bike got stolen and the police have
no suspects,
>> Phoebe.
>> What?
>> What the hell?
>> All right. You know what? If you are not
going to learn how to ride this bike,
then I'm sorry. I'm just going to have
to take it back.
>> What? Why? Because because it's it's
it would be like you having this guitar
and and never playing it. Okay? This
guitar wants to be played and and this
bike wants to be ridden and and if you
don't ride it, you're you you're killing
its spirit.
The bike
is dying.
All right. If you care enough to make up
that load of crap. Okay.
>> Great. Great.
>> You're making the bike very happy.
>> Okay, Ross.
>> Please don't die.
>> I can't believe it. I did it. But I rode
a bike. I never thought I'd be able to
do that. Thank you, Ross.
>> Oh, hey, don't thank me. Thank yourself.
You're the one who faced your fears and
ultimately overcame them.
>> Don't be so corny, Ross. It's not an
after school special.
>> Why are we here?
>> Okay. Okay. Take a guess.
>> The hot chicks.
Okay. Okay. I was uh typing names into
the library computer earlier, you know,
you know, for fun, and I typed mine in,
and uh guess what came up? My doctoral
dissertation. It's here. Yeah. Right.
It's right down here in the biggest
library in the university.
>> Ah, that's actually pretty cool.
>> Yeah. Oh. Um there's also a book here by
a woman named Wendy Vagina.
>> What is that?
Sounds like two people are really
enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
>> I'm so sorry.
>> You didn't bring me here to do that, did
you?
>> Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do
you know the paleontology section, fifth
floor, stack 437?
>> Well, yes. Just give me 5 minutes. I
just have to find someone to cover my
shift.
>> No, no, no.
>> Can I speak to someone in charge,
please?
>> How can I help you?
>> Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to
increase security in the paleontology
section? See, I I wrote a book that's up
there, and instead of reading it, people
are are well, they're rolling around in
front of it.
We are aware of the problem you're
referring to.
>> But as far as increasing security, I'm
afraid the library is very understaffed.
I I can't help you.
>> Well, fine. Fine. If if I'm the only
person with any appreciation of the
sanctity of the written word, then I'll
go up there and defend it myself.
And don't you follow me.
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Yes. Yes. How can I help you?
>> We we were just looking around.
>> Oh. Oh, you're your fellow scholars.
What exactly were you looking for? H
perhaps uh perhaps Dr. Chester stocks
musings on the Smileadin Californicus.
Ah,
>> get out of here.
by meeting someone or or are you just
here to brush up on Mariam's views on
evolution?
>> Um, actually, I find Miam's views far
too progressionist.
>> I find Miriam's views far too
progressionist.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
>> I'm a professor here. Uh Ross Geller.
>> Ross Geller? Why do I know that name?
It's a Wait,
did you write this?
>> Yes.
You're the person who checked out my
book.
You know, you look nothing like I would
have thought. You're you're so young.
>> Well, I uh I skipped fourth grade.
>> I am very
very sorry.
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