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Hi. Can I help you?
>> Yes. I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any
extra pants? Uh, my friend seems to have
had a little accident.
My god, these pants. I'm burning up.
[laughter]
Come on. She wants to snuggle now. What
is she trying to kill me? It's like a
volcano in here.
>> Are you hot?
>> No.
>> Okay, must just be me then.
[laughter]
>> That was just the pants on the couch.
Um, hey, do you do you mind if I use
your bathroom?
>> Oh, go ahead.
>> Thanks.
[laughter]
[laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> Oh,
>> hey. My favorite part's coming up.
>> Okay. [laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> Oh my god.
[music]
>> Hello, Joey. It's Ross. I need some
help. [laughter]
Uh,
>> Chandler's not here.
>> Well, you can help me.
Okay,
>> listen. I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.
>> Nice.
>> No, I I got really hot [snorts] in my
leather pants, so I took them off. But
they must have shrunk from the the sweat
or something or or my legs expanded from
the heat. I But I I can't get them back
on. Joey, I can't.
That is quite a situation.
Uh, do you see any like powder?
>> Powder? Yeah. Yeah, I have powder.
>> Good. Good. Okay. Sprinkle some of that
on your legs. It'll absorb some of the
moisture and then you can get your pants
back on.
>> Yeah. Hold. Hold on.
>> [laughter]
[laughter]
>> They're not coming on, man. [laughter]
>> Um, you see any uh Oh, Vaseline.
>> I I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that
work?
>> Yeah, sure. Throw some of that on there.
>> Hold on.
>> [laughter]
>> Ross, you okay?
>> They're still They're still not coming
on, man. And the lotion and the powder
have made a paste. [laughter]
>> Really?
Uh, what color is it? [laughter]
What difference does that make? Well,
I'm just If the paste matches the pants,
you can make yourself a pair of paste
pants and she won't know the difference.
[laughter]
>> Joey, do you have a minute?
>> Dude, what am I?
>> Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck, man.
Let me know how it works out.
>> Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
>> Uh, well, your timing couldn't be
better. I am putting out fires all over
the place,
>> Ross. Um, you've been in there for a
long time. I'm starting to get kind of
freaked out.
>> All right, I'm coming out.
>> Hey, can you turn the lights off?
[laughter]
>> No, let's just leave the lights on.
Oh my god.
>> I had a problem. Monica and I were
talking and and I was so upset about the
hall being knocked down and she
suggested that we just put the wedding
off for a bit.
>> She said what?
>> She said if I'm not going to be happy
getting married somewhere that we can
find in a day, well then we should just
postpone it.
Postpone it.
>> Emily, do you think Monica realizes how
much our parents spent on this wedding?
Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny tiny
little brain comprehends that people
took time out of their lives to fly
thousands of miles to be here? Huh?
[laughter]
This isn't right.
I realize that people are going to be
disappointed, [laughter]
>> but I'm sure they'll come back when we
can do it right.
>> Well, I can't ask people to do that.
Would you ask people to do that?
>> Don't you point your pants at me.
[laughter]
>> We have no choice. Anywhere that's half
decent will have been booked months ago.
Ross, don't you understand? This is our
wedding I'm talking about.
>> The only thing I understand is
postponing it is not an option. This is
when we're getting married.
>> So, what are you saying? It's now or
never? No, I'm saying it's now
>> or
>> there's no ore in mine.
>> What is wrong with these pants?
>> It's not the pants. It's you who's
backwards. And if and if you don't
understand how important this is to me,
well then perhaps we shouldn't be
getting married at all.
>> What? Emily, NO. WAIT. STOP. EMILY,
PLEASE. OH,
>> thank you.
>> Hello, sir. You here to return those
pants?
>> [laughter]
>> No, these are my pants.
[laughter]
>> Oh, okay.
How can I help you?
>> Well, um, do you have a Santa outfit
left?
>> 2 days before Christmas. Sorry, man.
>> Okay. Look, do do you have anything uh
Christmasy? I promised my son, and I I
really don't want to disappoint him. Um,
come on. I you got to have something.
I'm the holiday armadillo.
[laughter]
I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me
here to wish you a merry Christmas.
>> What happened to Santa? Holiday
armadillo.
>> Santa was unavailable. So close to
Christmas. [laughter]
Oh, come in. Have a seat. You must be
exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
[laughter]
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