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[Music]
hey what's going on I found a note on my
door come to Monica's quick bring
champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar
yeah I'll take
that what's up Monica and I are
engaged my
God congratulations where is she I'm
engaged I'm
engaged yeah she's been out there for 20
minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear
her on the way over I thought it was
just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm
gay can I bring her in no no let her
stay out there it's sweet I'm getting
married I'm going to be a
bride no I will not shut up because I'm
engaged oh big talk huh why don't you
come over here and say that to me huh
buddy yeah my fiance will kick your
ass come on apartment 20 apartment
20 okay you get her in here you Bolt the
door I'll be in the
closet let me start celebrating
my I'm sorry apparently I've opened the
door to the
Past okay uh Monica man okay what what
you just saw can I ask you just a little
question huh why tonight
what see I've been waiting my whole life
to be engaged and unlike some people I
only planning on doing this
once so I you know I maybe this is
selfish and I'm sorry about it but I I
was kind of hoping tonight could just be
about that oh honey but it is no it's
not no no now it's about you and Ross
getting back together what yeah um you
kind of stole my
thunder okay ho ho we did not steal your
thunder because we are not getting back
together yeah no and and and you know
what nobody even saw yeah
that's
true I swear we just kissed it was just
a kiss you guys
kissed what does this
mean are you are you getting back
together can I sing at your
wedding Thunder being stolen okay come
on B it's nothing come let's not make a
big deal out of this it was a onetime
thing it doesn't even matter oh my
God I cannot believe you guys are
talking about this
the problem's in the bedroom between a
man and a
woman all right now Chandler is doing
the best he
can really excited about our wedding
plans and well I guess pretty soon we'll
be making a big withdrawal from the
Monica wedding
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
it what happened you still have the
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
only now we call it the beach house
I can't believe you spent my wedding
fund on the beach house we're sorry
honey but we just assumed if you got
married after you turned 30 you'd pay
for it yourself you bought the beach
house when I was 23 which means you had
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
put a price on that
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
though we started saving again when you
were dating Richard but then that went
to hell so we redid the
kitchen what about what I started dating
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
think he'd ever
propose clearly I did not start drinking
enough at the start of the
meal I can't believe it that there is no
money for my wedding we might still have
some money if your father hadn't thought
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
Internet it seemed like such a simple
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
right enough I don't want to hear about
it
anymore good luck Chandler
hey what's the matter somebody on the
subway licked my neck licked my neck oh
willly is still
alive what are you guys doing oh my mom
called they're going to run our
engagement announcement in the local
paper so they're looking for a good
picture of us ooh I'm afraid that does
not
exist that's not true they're great
pictures of us no there are great
pictures of you standing next to a guy
who's going like
this oh my God that's the creep that
you're with at the Statue of Liberty
I don't know what it is I just can't
take a good picture here's a great one
yeah I'm not in that no but look at me
all
tan hey why don't you guys go get
portraits done by a professional
photographer it's a great idea I bet
they have one of those wind machines you
know
like yeah that's great next to that
Chandler won't look so
stupid Jay what do you say all right but
I should warn you I'm not going I'm
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going great that's great Monica
great now Chandler you want to give us a
smile
okay I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable
no I
am Chandler I know you can do this okay
you have a beautiful smile I do yeah
all right maybe you don't have to smile
let's try something else let's try um
try looking sexy
okay or
not I know let's try a look a far off
wonderment okay we'll we'll gaze into
our future and we'll think about our
marriage and the days to come okay
Chandler what is the matter with your
face like this picture supposed to say
Geller and being to be married not Local
woman saves drowning
hey don't laugh at him he's my
drowning
that's it that's it take it take
it I like this one it seems to say I
love you and that's why I have to kill
you can't all be bad find the one where
you make your bedroom
eyes oh there it is oh my God those are
my bedroom
eyes why did you ever sleep with
me do you really want to pull at that
thread see that's a great smile easy
natural now pretend I have a
camera are you changing it I can't help
it all right all right all right all
right you want to know what I do when I
take resume shots borrow money from
me yeah okay first first of all you want
to make it look spontaneous right okay
so here's what I do I look down look
down keep looking down then I look
up see all right now you try look down
you're looking down keep looking down
why is the jelly on your
shoe I had a
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donut hey there you are there I
am you okay yeah Joey said I uh I needed
to relax so he gave me an
antihistamine yeah and then I fell
asleep on the subway and went all the
way to Brooklyn Brooklyn is
far jaylor what were you think no no but
don't worry don't worry because I know
how to take a picture
now okay see look
down look
down look
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down Chandler
yeah guys check it out my mom sent me
the paper oh let's see it okay
oh yeah that looks good you guys make a
very attractive
couple yeah we look great together we
really do
okay wow imagine what our kids would
look like you know we don't have to
imagine I'm marrying her well just see
[Music]
what is that I think it's the dying cat
parade sounds like it's coming from
across the
street oh my
God what you know that thing that Ross
was going to do at our wedding he was
hanging out with me yesterday and he
turned to me and he said you're half
Scottish right no there is no way to not
be Ro
[Music]
unbelievable why is your family
Scottish why is your family
Ross you cannot play our wedding I mean
everyone will leave I mean come on that
is just
noise it's not even a
song listen very carefully I
think it's Celebration by cooling the
game
[Music]
well I feel like a snack do you want
some shortbread it's Scottish like you
are oh no thanks I don't like anything
from my Scottish Heritage
what watch just my entire family was run
out of Scotland
by
Vikings well it sounds to me like your
family is ready to uh ReDiscover its
Scottish roots you can't play bag pipes
at the
wedding how did you know about that we
heard you play all the way from your
apartment were you the ones who called
the
cops that's not really important right
now what is important is while we
appreciate the gesture we just don't
feel that bag pipes are appropriate for
our wedding why not because we hate them
just just give me a chance to perform
for you and then decide whatever you
want and I'm not going to tell you what
song I'm going to play either but uh
let's just say when it's over I'll bet
there'll be a wee bit o
celebration remember I'm I'm still
[Music]
learning 1 2 3 4
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you know the song sing along
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no
so
no so did you uh find anyone to marry
you guys there no but horny for Monica
Minister
called want to know if we were still
together we're never going to find
anybody well then let me do it Joe no no
no look I've been thinking about it I'm
an actor right so I won't get nervous
talking in front of people I won't spit
and I won't stare at Monica's
breasts you know everyone knows I'm an
ass
man that is true yeah and the most
important thing is it won't be some like
stranger up there who barely knows you
it'll be me and I swear I'll do a really
good job plus you know I love you guys
and and it would really mean a lot to
me might be kind of cool so I can do it
yeah you can do it all right you don't
get all right okay okay I got to get
started on my speech oh wait a
minute internet ministers can still have
sex right think
sex so this is
Brooklyn all right listen up there's
usually only one dress in each size so
when they open those doors fan out now
this is what you're looking for memorize
it when you locate the dress
blow on these all right three sharp
blasts when you hear it come
running all right oh they're pushing
they're pushing don't be a
baby hey Rachel come
[Music]
on no no not it
it don't crowd
me this is it this is the dress oh my
God it's perfect I'm sorry this one's
taken
wow Megan Monica you came yeah this is
my dress
no yes it is you saw me wearing it and
now you'll see me buying it what you
freak
you wouldn't even have known about this
place if it wasn't for me look you don't
want to fight me maybe I do I'm pretty
feisty I'm coming I'm
coming
okay hey no what do I
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do what are you
doing find the
dress did you find the dress no you got
to get me out of here phoei these
bargain shoppers are crazy we got to get
Monica no you got to hold my hand oh my
God excuse me excuse
me go go
[Applause]
go so the wedding caterer sent me this
list of 12 appetizers and I have to
narrow it down to six food oh
me so did Monica tell you about this
great band called the swing kings that
we're trying to get to play for the
wedding since when are you into swing
music a since forever I used to go all
over town listening to bands
Chandler Gap
commercial so did you book them did you
call I will do you want me to call no
I'll do it you just stick to your job
what is your job staying out of the way
this is impossible Monica why you just
pick off 15 there were only 12 oh yeah I
added
three what are peanut butter
fingers
yeah you already had it yeah well we
called everyone in your phone book and a
bunch of people came but it took us so
long to get you here that they they had
to leave we wanted to throw you a big
surprise in a great shower and and now
you don't have either we ruined
everything well no wait a minute that's
not true no what you did that was really
sweet and it kind of works out for the
best what what do you mean well now I
get to spin my shower with the only
people I really love I mean and I get
all those presents without having to
talk to a bunch of people I don't even
like surprise Monica
hey hey you know I'm I'm really glad we
decided not to sleep together before the
wedding oh boy me
too you know I was thinking if we had a
a big fight and uh we broke up for a few
hours yeah
technically we could have sex
again what do you think bossy and
domineering the wedding is off sloppy
and immature that's me come
on PS my cousin Cassie's in the guest
room we're supposed to have lunch well
get rid of obsessive and
shrill shill the wedding is back
on okay good you're here all right I
figured it out I'm going to take two
tables of eight I'm going to add your
parents and I'm going to turn them into
three tables of six okay and I call the
cater I added two extra meals we are
good to go yeah they're not
coming what somehow they got the idea
that you only invited them because of me
they feel a little unwanted oh that's
too bad it's true but too bad look Mom
if you could just call my mom oh Joey
come on look just just tell let her know
that you really want them to be there
let's not forget this is a woman who has
sent you many lasagnas over the years no
she hasn't is it her fault if some of
them didn't make it to
you what what am I going to say I don't
know just uh just tell them there was a
mixup with the invitations or no no no
blame it on the post office they hate
the post office and the
Irish but I don't think you can blame it
on them so
hello yeah hi uh Mrs triani hi this is
Monica Geller yeah I'm I'm just calling
to say that Chandler and I really hope
that you can make it to the wedding yeah
apparently a bunch of the invitations
that we sent uh weren't delivered um I
guess there was some screw up at the
damn post
office tell me about it yeah yeah the US
Post Office no more like us lost
office what are they
Irish this is where the band is and this
is where the bar is and all these Pens
have people's names on them oh ra here
you are oh wow why don't we just take me
and put me with a Manhattan in my hand
talking to the cute
bartender these pins aren't for playing
are
they okay the red ones are my guests and
the blue pin are yours this is so sad I
mean I only have like 10 10 pins chanler
relax it's not a contest certainly not a
Clips
one hello hey wow they all look like
they're having fun don't
they hey so where are my parents going
to be oh let's see well if this is the
wedding hall then um your parents would
be over here at home in
Queens what they're not invited oh no
that's terrible they're going to be
crushed why would they think they're
invited
you got me
I Joey I'm sorry look I thought parents
were coming you know your parents are
coming Chandler's parents are coming
Ross's parents are
coming Ross's parents are my
parents we see parrots are
coming you know I think we should invite
them oh please you just want more blue
pens well this is just sad so we both
finished our vows oh can we read them
yeah just is as long as I don't hear
trailers and he doesn't hear mine
okay oh
oh oh that's
beautiful funny one that's
good Monica will you marry
me what I don't get it oh yeah
oh man this is hilarious
Chandler don't worry honey we'll make
yours
funnier do you realize that four weeks
from today we're getting married four
weeks baby four
weeks you realize that you get louder
each
week There's still so much to
do have you written your vows yet I
figured I'd just buy those Pat I'd like
to buy a
vow sweetie you know I have no sense of
humor when it comes to the
wedding all right so have you written
yours yet no but I know exactly what I'm
going to say Do you happen to know
exactly what I'm going to
say let's just do it right now okay
won't be hard just say what's in your
heart look at her go she must love me
more than I love her
what's wrong with me ooh don't open that
door I can take it from here
thanks dearly
beloved I'm sorry I'm a little
late may be confused by this now but you
won't be Memorial Day Weekend
2002 well let's get started before the
groom takes off again huh okay
we are gathered here
today to join this
man and this woman in the bonds of holy
matrimony I've known Monica and Chandler
for a long time and I cannot imagine two
people more perfect for each
other and now
as I've left my notes in my dressing
room we shall proceed to the vows
Monica he took off come on come
on
Chandler for so long I I wondered if I
would ever find my
prince my
soulmate then 3 years ago at another
wedding
I turned to a friend for
comfort and instead I found everything
that I'd ever been looking for my whole
life and
now here we
are with our future before
us and I only want to spend it with
you my
prince my
soulmate my my
friend unless you don't want
to you
go
Chandler that's
okay I thought this was going to be the
most difficult thing I ever had to
do but when I saw you walking down that
aisle I realized how simp it
was I love
you any surprises to come our way it's
okay because I will always love
you you are the person I was meant to
spend the rest of my life
with you want to know if I'm
sure you may now kiss the bride
so I guess by the powers vested in Me by
the state of New York and the internet
guys I Now pronounce you husband and
wife oh
wait do you take each other I do I do
yeah you
do brings oh crap okay
um uh let's do the rings
we good yeah
good once again I pronounce you husband
and wife now kiss her again
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