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Beginning on Wednesday night, I observed my parents
arguing over the possibility of us moving to Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Ugh, Oklahoma.
The argument escalated and then my father stormed out
and bought a Fiero.
(voice breaking): And then I went to my Meemaw's
and slept in my underwear!
(sobbing)
(door opens)
That's it; I've wasted my life.
(music plays quietly on radio)
You want to tell me what happened?
Instead of remaining a neutral observer,
I got emotional in front of the whole class.
Well, that's not a big deal.
Yes, it is; I'm a scientist.
You never hear about Newton crying like a baby
when he got brutalized by an apple.
I think you're being a little tough on yourself.
I wonder why this is affecting me so much.
Well, maybe it has something to do with your parents arguing.
Us moving? I don't think so.
Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?
Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open
your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk.
I did read a chapter on repressing emotions.
I suppose I could've been doing that to avoid dealing
with the fear of change,
and moving would certainly be a big change.
That's very astute. I'd have a new room,
in a new house,
and the new house would probably have a different smell,
and I probably wouldn't like that smell
because I don't like new smells,
and I'd be going to a new school with new kids and new teachers,
and I bet they'd all smell different, as well.
Okay, now calm down.
That's easy for you to say.
Your olfactory senses aren't about to be assaulted
by the state of Oklahoma.
Okay, let's try a different approach.
Can I take you to get some ice cream?
I'm having an emotional crisis, Meemaw!
You can't fix that with ice cream.
Right. Sorry.
You want to go to Radio Shack?
Yes, I want to go to Radio Shack!
Well, sir, that's the tour.
What do you think, nicer than East Texas?
(chuckles) Very impressive.
Not sure how you did it,
but that is the least disgusting locker room I've ever been in.
Yes, sir.
Every bit of it's brand, spanking new.
I bet if you had to, you could even eat lunch in there.
(laughs) So what do you say, George?
I could sure use a man with your track record
to coach special teams. Please.
Thank you. I got to say, I'm real tempted.
How does the family feel about relocating?
Oh, they're all pretty excited about the opportunity.
The kids see it as an adventure.
So why am I feeling like you got some hesitation?
If it's about the money,
I believe I can get you some more money.
No, no, no, the money's good.
Well, that's it, then. You're gonna fit in perfectly
with our program here.
We got a lovely little house for you and your family,
and best of all,
you're gonna be out of Texas. (laughs)
I thought you started out in Houston?
Shh. I'm trying to fit in around here.
(both laugh)
So we have a deal?
(sighs)
What happened?
Can I take my coat off?
No. What happened?
(sighs) I turned it down.
Why?
'Cause you're afraid of Mom?
'Cause I don't want to live in Oklahoma.
George.
What difference does it make, Mare?
We're not moving.
ADULT SHELDON: As a child, I never understood
the sacrifices my father made for his family's happiness,
which made me somewhat less compassionate
than I should've been.
SHELDON: Yay! We're not moving!
MISSY: We're staying in Texas!
(all cheering, laughing)

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