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I didn't see your kid
at practice today.
Everything all right?
Not really.
That's it? You're not gonna
ask me what's going on?
I just did. You shut me out.
Well, it doesn't mean
you can't persist a little.
You know, this is the kind
of crap I get from my wife.
I do not need it from you.
Sorry.
(sniffles)
You're really not gonna ask?
(game beeping, music playing)
(grunting, laughs)
(up-tempo music playing)
Oh, boy.
Well, moonpie, this is it.
Our final dungeon.
Hard to believe.
Yeah.
Would you like
to fight the last boss?
You think I'm ready?
We couldn't have gotten here
without you.
Well, except for the part
you did when I was sleeping.
We're having a moment here.
Don't ruin it.
ADULT SHELDON: I've fought many
digital battles in my life,
but none are as memorable as
this first one with my meemaw.
By handing me the controller,
she was telling me
she believed in me.
That inside my small, fragile
frame beat the heart of a hero.
(game chimes)
(music playing)
Behind you, behind you!
What're you doing?
Hit the A. Hit...
I know, I'm pressing it.
Hit the A button.
I'm pressing it.
Throw a bomb, throw the bomb!
Which way?
Throw the bomb.
Hey. You up for some company?
Sure. Come on in.
Sorry about the light beer,
but Brenda's got me
on this health kick.
You are melting away.
Shut up. So, listen...
I feel bad about Georgie
and this whole football thing.
Thanks, but it's not on you.
I appreciate that,
but you got to know
there's an upside to this.
And that would be?
Your son has got a special gift.
A gift?
We are talking
about Georgie, right?
Yeah. I mean, first off,
the kid really knows his way
around an engine,
which is all well and good.
But when it comes
to fixing tires,
I swear, I've never seen
anything like him.
Tires? How do you mean?
George, I've been patching flats
for 25 years.
You know,
slap some soapy water on them,
look for
the air bubble.
But your son,
he doesn't need any tricks.
He knows
where the puncture holes are.
He knows?
He knows.
He's got a sixth sense
for tire damage.
I mean,
you got to see him in action.
I-It'll give you chills.
You know, now that you say it,
whenever we had
a leaky football,
he knew exactly
where the hole was.
I am telling you, your boy's got
a future in the tire business.
Goodyear, Firestone, somebody's
gonna scoop him up first round.
Thanks, Herschel.
That does my heart good.
So I guess you got two geniuses
in the family.
Guess I do.
Who knows,
maybe Missy'll make it three.
Or it's two.
(both laugh)
I won. I saved the princess.
I knew you could do it!
Yes! We saved her!
We saved the princess!
We did it!
We did it.
Yep.
(chuckles)
(music stops)
So now what?
We just return
to our ordinary lives?
I guess so.
Or... we could just go to
the store and buy another game.
ADULT SHELDON: Since that night,
I've battled orcs, zombies,
Nazis, Nazi-zombies,
a dinosaur in a go-kart,
and played Van Halen's
"Hot for Teacher"
on a stringless,
plastic guitar.
But nothing would ever compare
to that first quest
with my meemaw.
Although Leonard pulling
a groin muscle
doing Dance Dance Revolution
was a close second.
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