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ADULT SHELDON:
Making my school lunch
the next morning
-proved no easier than dinner.
-(grunting, groaning)
Maybe you're turning it
the wrong way.
(straining): Don't you have
anything better to do?
Not better than this.
This is nothing
a little science can't fix.
All I need to do
is break the pressure seal.
(grunts)
I don't think
that was enough science.
MARY:
Morning, Missy.
-Morning, Sheldon.
-Morning.
Morning, Mary.
(clears throat)
Mom, you need to sign
this consent form.
What's it for?
Field trip.
-Where?
-Museum.
-Which one?
-Does it matter?
It's not like I'm gonna
learn anything, anyway.
It's the planetarium
at the science museum.
And I need you
to sign mine, too.
Oh. It's interesting
that an adult
would need his mother
to sign a consent form.
And here we go.
I don't need you to sign it,
the school does.
So you're saying
even the school doesn't think
that you're mature enough
to make all your own decisions.
ADULT SHELDON:
In that moment,
I was so angry with her,
I almost opened the jar.
(school bell rings)
I'm ready to go to college.
Okay. Where you thinking?
Somewhere with a good science
program, but far enough away
to make my mom cry herself to
sleep every night that I'm gone.
You're applying to
college out of spite?
I see why you're
the guidance counselor.
Okay, let's see.
What about Caltech in Pasadena?
I can't see myself
living in California.
I don't trust
their carefree lifestyle.
Okay. Um...
How about MIT in Boston?
Do they have
a strong physics program?
They're more of
an engineering school.
Next.
There's always Harvard.
Hmm. I don't like cold weather,
but I do look good in maroon.
All right, Harvard it is.
Thank you for your help.
Are you interested in
applying to a safety school
in case you don't get in?
Safety school. You're funny.
So, how was everyone's day?
So, how was everyone's day?
I cut open
a frog at school.
For science class?
Sure.
We should put a lock
on the knife drawer.
(sighs)
What are you eating?
An English muffin with
ketchup and spray cheese.
No fair.
Lucky.
Sorry I spent an hour
making meatloaf.
MEEMAW:
So, Moonpie,
how's adult life treating you?
Very well, actually.
I'm working on my application
to Harvard.
Is that so?
Yes. And I'm planning
on transferring there
as soon as possible.
You're not going away
to Harvard.
I don't believe
you have a say in this.
Okay, well,
Harvard's real expensive.
How do you plan
on paying for it?
Oh, I'm sure
I'll get a scholarship.
-Oh, are you?
-Yes, I am.
(chuckles):
Okay. Okay.
Let's just take a deep breath
and talk about something else.
Fine.
I want to hear about that frog.
A different something else.
MARY: I just
realized something.
College applications cost money
just to send in.
-They do?
-$50, $60 a pop.
I don't believe you have
that kind of money, do you?
Will you excuse me?
I have to go take
a cold shower.
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