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I'm trying to find the cheapest
flight to California
for me and my father.
Okay.
Well, have a seat.
You lookin' to go
to Disneyland?
The only ride
I'm interested in is
the intellectual roller coaster
of Stephen Hawking's mind.
And where is that located?
Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
But that will be at Caltech
in Pasadena.
Got it.
And, uh, when
were you looking to fly?
Next weekend.
Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
Traveling last-minute
can be pricey.
Are there any discounts
available?
Are you a member
of any frequent-flier programs?
No. I've never flown before.
Well, ways
to keep the cost down are:
flying on weekdays,
multiple layovers, or--
this probably
doesn't apply, but--
airlines offer special fares
if there's been a death
in the family.
Interesting.
May I use your phone?
(phone rings)
Hello?
What else you got?
Hello?
See ya.
Where you going?
Out with Jana.
You've been spending a lot
of time with her lately.
Is she your girlfriend?
Dad, can you make her stop?
Yeah, I could but I won't.
Also, I can't.
I just want to know
what's going on in your life.
And if this girl is
someone special to you,
then she's special to me.
Come on.
Mary, enough.
What?
I want to know.
Bye.
If it helps,
I don't care.
It does. Thank you.
Why doesn't he
tell me anything?
When you were a teenager, did
you tell your parents stuff?
Well, no.
Then why do you
expect him to?
'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
(snickers)
(clears throat softly)
Dad, good news.
Airline tickets to California
are more affordable
than you think.
Sheldon, we're
not going.
What's all this about?
Stephen Hawking is giving
a lecture at Caltech.
If we leave on Wednesday and are
willing to make four layovers,
in Boise, Denver,
Albuquerque and Fargo,
we can get there
for only $95 each.
I have a job-- I can't just
leave in the middle of the week.
W-Well, then what about Mom?
Sorry, Shelly, we're not
in a position to do this.
But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
Imagine if you got a chance
to see Jesus or...
Dad got to meet the man
who invented beer.
(sighs)
Someone's Underoos are
in a knot.
My Underoos are fitting
just fine, thank you.
Then why is there a stick
up your butt?
Stop making inquiries
about my bottom.
But I enjoy it.
Mom and Dad won't take me
to California
to see Stephen Hawking.
You thought they would take you
to California?
Yes.
They wouldn't even buy me
this book at the book fair.
I had to get it at the library.
There's a booger
on one of the pages.
Well, I may never get another
chance to see him in person.
Suck it up. You always get
everything you want.
That's not true.
You got a computer.
I'm reading a booger book.
Fine.
How do you recommend
I "suck it up"?
I don't know,
when you don't get your way,
shut up and move on.
Is that what you do?
Yeah.
And that's why you
don't have a computer.
(sighs)
Georgie is my son--
I have the right
to know who he's
spending time with.
You talking about Jana?
You know her?
Well, I don't
really know her.
I've seen them hanging out
together at Dale's store
a couple of times.
She's cute.
Great. So you know
even more than I do.
(chuckles):
Always have.
(sighs) I don't feel
I'm being out of line
wanting to...
know how old this girl is
or what church she goes to
or her last name.
Owens.
(exhales)
What? Now you know.
Unbelievable!
Oh, geez, you worry
about Sheldon not being normal,
now you're worried
about Georgie being normal--
how did I raise such a turd?
I am not...
that word.
If you can't say the word,
you might be the word.
Hmm.
(chuckles)
ADULT SHELDON:
Over the next few days, I tried
to take my sister's advice
and "suck it up."
But how could I,
when everything reminded me
of Stephen Hawking?
(imitating engine revving)
Hmm.
(groans)
AUTOMATED VOICE:
L-E-A-R-N.
That is correct.
Now spell...
Oh, dear!
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