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SHELDON:
Mom,
will Dr. Sturgis
be coming over again?
Oh. Um...
I don't know.
He should.
We had so much fun talking
about the mental hospital,
we barely got to talk
about science.
Well, I don't know
what his plans are.
Is Meemaw coming
for dinner tonight?
No. She is busy.
With Dr. Sturgis?
Maybe I can join them.
All my fun facts make me
a welcome addition
to any dinner date.
She's not gonna be
with Dr. Sturgis, sweetie.
Then I don't understand
why I can't invite him over.
(sighs)
Your meemaw and
Dr. Sturgis are...
figuring out how their
relationship is gonna work
now that he's back.
Why does their relationship
need to be any different?
It's complicated.
So, we can't have him over?
Sorry. It's just not
a good idea right now.
This isn't fair.
I find the one person in Texas
who understands me
and now I'm not allowed
to see him?
Hello!
Come in.
So, uh, Connie is, uh,
okay with my being here?
Don't worry about it
or, you know, mention it.
Well, here's a pineapple.
It's a symbol
of hospitality
dating back to the 1700s.
Thank you. How...
tropical.
Dr. Sturgis,
hello!
Hi!
Ooh. Did you know the pineapple
is a symbol of hospitality?
As a matter of fact,
I did.
GEORGE JR.:
How do relationships work
for old people?
When you were young, you didn't
think old women looked hot.
But now that you're
old, do you?
Well, that's
a very interesting question.
Can I speak to you
in the kitchen?
I want to hear the answer.
STURGIS:
I've always found
your grandmother
to be very hot stuff.
All right, let's go.
GEORGE JR.:
But you can see
her wrinkles, right?
Why don't you take John
to a bar or something?
Why?
'Cause the children
don't need to hear
about how attractive
he finds their grandmother.
Why don't you take him out?
Fine. You make sure the kids
take baths and get to bed.
Oh, and Sheldon needs
his fingernails trimmed.
Hey, John, what do you say
you and I go grab a beer?
But we haven't cut open
the pineapple yet.
You boys go ahead.
We'll eat the pineapple
another time.
But we haven't had a chance
to talk about science.
Ooh, can Sheldon come?
Can I?
No.
Aw.
Aw.
I must admit, after the breakup,
I was worried, but now that
Dr. Sturgis and Dad are friends,
we'll be seeing
even more of him.
How do we see less of him?
That is not nice.
Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side.
She got me
a two-piece bathing suit.
SHELDON:
I didn't realize
we were expected to take sides.
No one needs to take sides.
When Heather M.'s
parents got divorced,
she said it was
like picking sides,
but you get twice the presents.
This isn't a divorce.
And I'm sure Meemaw
and Dr. Sturgis will
still be friends.
Heather M.'s parents
aren't friends.
But now she's got
Barbie's DreamHouse
and the pink Corvette.
Your father and I aren't
getting a divorce.
Is it difficult
to see your mother
go out with men who
aren't your father?
Wow.
That's a big one.
Um...
I suppose it took
some getting used to,
but she's a grown-up,
and even though
Pop-Pop passed away,
she deserves to be happy.
Just so you know,
I'd be happy
with one American Girl doll.
And we're done.
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