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ADULT SHELDON: When you're three foot ten
and in high school,
getting from point "A"
to point "B" can be a harrowing experience.
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ We are the youth gone wild ♪
♪ Whoa
♪ Whoa...
ADULT SHELDON: But it's worth it when point "B" is...
(exhales)
...the library.
Home to the original information superhighway,
the Dewey Decimal System.
MS. HUTCHINS: Hey there, Sheldon.
What can I get for you today?
Chemistry?
Quantum mechanics? Astronomy?
No, nothing fun today.
I need to learn how to make a friend.
Aw, honey, you having a hard time
adjusting to high school?
I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.
Yeah. You and me both.
Try this, it’s been around awhile but it’s still quite popular
Unlike me,
who's just been around a while.
"How to Win Friends
and Influence People."
This might do it.
"Principle one.
Don't criticize, condemn or complain."
ADULT SHELDON: The three sharpest arrows
in my quiver.
Thus began the greatest challenge
of my young life.
Hello, George.
What?
I do admire your thick head of hair...
George.
Thanks.
What's going on?
Well, I'm practicing the principles in this book.
-Why? -Well, I know Mom is concerned
that I don't have any friends,
so I'm determined to remedy the situation.
Oh.
George.
Well, good for you.
Do you feel complimented
when I say your name, George?
The book says you should. George.
I suppose.
Kind of overdoing it a little.
-Sheldon. -Well, thank you
for your criticism.
It also says I should praise
any improvements that you've made.
Okay.
I'll get back to you.
George.

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