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I bet a nickel.
Hang on there a minute,
moon pie.
I want to teach
you somethin'.
Look at your cards,
and then look
in the mirror.
Hey, I'm smiling.
-(firecracker pops)
-Uh-huh.
And what does that
tell me about your cards?
That I like them?
Attaboy. Now...
look at my face.
-(firecracker pops)
-Tell me
what you see.
That you're old.
It's a good thing I love you.
-(firecracker pops)
-I'm gonna look at
my cards again.
You're unhappy.
Which means...?
You don't have good cards.
-Mm-hmm.
-(firecracker pops)
So...
I'm gonna see
your nickel...
-and raise you a quarter.
-Quarter?
You can fold.
No. I have good cards;
you have bad cards.
I'm in.
-Nines and fives.
-Mm.
That's too bad.
Three queens. You lose!
-(laughing)
-What?
But you weren't happy.
-I made you think I was unhappy.
-But that's lying.
You lied to your moon pie.
I bluffed my moon pie.
-Do people know about this?
-Sheldon,
what's on a person's face
is not always
what's in their heart.
Well, this changes everything.
How do you know who to trust?
You don't.
That's what makes life
interesting.
ADULT SHELDON:
Meemaw liked to teach me things
that kept me awake at night.
MARY:
Mom, we're home!
In here!
What's he doing up?
Losin'.
(firecracker pops)
Hell is that?
I sent Georgie
on a beer run,
and tipped him
with firecrackers.
Oh, Mom.
-(door opens)
-Was I supposed to stiff him?
(door closes)
I ate so much candy!
Okay.
They're all yours.
(chuckles)
(firecracker pops)
-♪ Faith, faith, faith.
-(groans)
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