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To get started,
place your violin
in rest position.
Your feet should be together.
Your right arm
should be
over your instrument,
not touching the strings
or the bridge.
Put your left hand...
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
Like you're looking for another
excuse for kids to pick on you.
Now, you are ready
to position your feet.
Zip your feet open
and step forward
with your left foot.
Your feet should...
What are you doing?
I was gonna watch DuckTales,
but this looks funnier.
...procedure for positioning
the violin on your shoulder.
Hold your violin
above the left foot
with the neck
of the instrument pointing up.
Left foot, neck up.
Now rotate the neck
of the instrument
counterclockwise,
so that the neck points
at your left foot.
Oh, boy.
I was right.
Bend your left elbow
so that the violin
rests on your shoulder
and place your head
on the chin rest.
Now try dropping your left hand.
See if you can
hold your instrument
without your hands.
Time yourself at this...
What's going on?
(mumbles):
I'm learning to play the violin.
It's my new favorite show.
Once you feel you have control
of your instrument,
try moving your hands around.
(laughing)
Repeat this procedure
until you can position
your instrument
comfortably and quickly.
He'll just be
another minute.
Thank you.
What's that about?
Oh...
just trying not
to breathe the smoke in.
(chuckles)
Come on.
It already went through
the filter and my lungs.
This stuff is squeaky clean.
(coughs)
Well, still.
He's all yours,
your highness.
(muffled):
All right.
(coughs)
Hey, Mare, what's up?
Other than the big guy. (laughs)
God joke.
Actually, um,
I could use some guidance.
I got some news today,
and I'm not quite sure
how I feel about it.
Of course. Sit.
Well... I am...
um...
with child.
That's wonderful!
Congratulations!
How far along are you?
Uh, could you keep it down
just a little?
I haven't exactly
told George yet.
Got it. And why not?
It is his, right?
Of course.
Apologies.
Hey, I'm a pastor
in a small town.
You wouldn't believe
the juicy things I hear.
This just wasn't
part of our plan.
Well, luckily...
it's part of God's plan.
And let me tell you
about another Mary
who didn't know how to tell
her husband she was expecting.
And her story is way weirder
than yours. (chuckles)
In order to practice this,
move your bow
in a counterclockwise direction.
Keep your hand moving right
with the tip of the bow.
For our next song,
"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,"
remember, posture
is our most important thing.
Set, play.
(violin screeching)
(violin playing over TV)
Did you hear that?
I did it!
I don't think you did.
And now we see how
it helps my science.
Hmm.
Hmm...
(groans)
Come on, think.
Probably needs more
"Twinkle, Twinkle."
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