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So when, exactly,
did you swipe my makeup?
While you were
at bowling league.
You don't have a key
to this house.
How'd you get in?
Can't tell you that.
I might need to do it again.
Unbelievable.
And for future reference,
go lighter on the blush,
or you'll end up looking
like Raggedy Ann.
She got Raggedy Andy
looking like that.
He's her brother.
Oh.
I've been playing
with those dolls all wrong.
All right, that'll do it.
How old was Mom when
you let her wear makeup?
I don't know, I didn't really
have rules like that.
See? How come you're so cool
and she's such a dud?
Well, I wouldn't call her a dud.
What would you call her?
Point is, she wasn't
always like that.
What was she like?
When she was a teenager,
she was just wild.
Really?
(laughing): Oh, yeah.
She used to wait
until I went to sleep
and then she would sneak out
and get into trouble
with her friends.
My mom?
Your mom.
And then she would
climb up the tree
on the side of the house
and sneak back in.
Amazing.
Is that how you're getting in?
I will never tell you that.
(laughing)
Everything okay?
I'm getting tired of being
the bad guy around here.
You're not the bad guy.
(stammers)
Kids need boundaries.
That is easy
for you to say.
I am the only one doing it,
and then everyone
resents me for it.
Hey, you're not the only one.
Just today, Georgie and Sheldon
were fighting,
and I totally took care of it.
Really? What was going on?
They... you know, boy stuff.
I...
Don't worry. I got your back.
Thank you. That means a lot.
Teamwork, babe.
Look, right...
here.
That's my mom?
(chuckles)
Yep, the little queen
of darkness.
Is she smoking
a cigarette?
Yep. Probably stole it from me.
When did she stop being cool?
Well, first of all,
smoking is not cool.
You do it.
Yeah, well, next time
I'm hocking up some black goo
out of my lung,
I'll call you over
and you can see how cool it is.
Awesome.
It is not awesome.
And as far as your mom,
I think things started
to turn around for her
when she gave birth to you.
You mean me and Sheldon.
No, I mean you.
I mean, Sheldon was born fine,
but you were a different story.
Why?
Okay.
Well, there was a point
where the doctors didn't know
if you were gonna make it.
And your mom got so scared,
and she made a promise to God
that if you were okay,
that she would start reading
the Bible, going to church...
you know, that kind of stuff.
So I'm the reason she's a dud?
Your takeaway should be
that you are the reason she's
such a good mom, which she is.
And the next time
you hurt her feelings--
which you will--
you might remember
how much you mean to her.
Now I feel bad.
Good.
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