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So you collect all
the terms linear in X.
See? Simple.
Maybe for you.
No, it's simple for everybody.
Now you collect all
the terms linear in Y.
I don't get it.
Try this.
Close your eyes.
-'Kay.
-Can you see
the slope of the line given
by the coefficients of X and Y?
No.
What do you see?
Darkness.
Try harder.
Wait.
I see Elle Macpherson
in a bikini.
Ooh, it just fell off.
-Dad!
-I'll make it $40! Keep going!
Maybe the problem is
you're not a good teacher.
Unlikely. Regardless,
I am your only hope.
What do you see
when you close your eyes?
I see quadrant one as red,
quadrant two is
soft and plush...
(sniffs) quadrant three
smells like lavender,
and quadrant four is overlaid
with a Fibonacci spiral.
That's really weird.
No. What's really weird
is doing simple algebra
and thinking
about a girl in a bikini.
I disagree.
Dad!
GEORGE SR.:
Keep going.
♪
SHELDON:
And when you divide
by a negative
number, you have to reverse
the direction of the inequality.
I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
But we're not done.
You're going to fail.
I get enough of what you said.
I'll be fine.
ADULT SHELDON:
It was at that moment I decided
I was not cut out for teaching.
I consoled myself
with the knowledge
that I was wonderful
at everything else.
♪
Take one
and pass it back.
Take one and
pass it back.
As you all know,
this test'll count
for 25% of your final grade.
Be sure to show all your work.
If you get stuck on a question,
move on and come back to it
at the end.
And I shouldn't have
to say this,
but if there's any cheating,
I will see it.
I got eyes in the back
of my head.
I got more eyes than a potato.
(chuckles)
Ms. Ingram?
-Yeah, Sheldon.
-I'm done.
What?
I enjoyed it very much.
I'll take another
if you have one.
No, I don't have
another one.
J-Just read ahead
in the textbook.
Oh, boy.
ADULT SHELDON:
Seeing my brother struggle
was difficult for me.
As his tutor,
I took his failure personally,
almost as if I had failed.
Which was odd,
because I knew how dumb he was.
Georgie, how'd you do
on that math test today?
It was tough.
I don't know.
I'm sorry I wasn't more help.
Me, too.
That's all right, baby,
you tried.
Yeah. It's okay, baby.
I don't understand
what went wrong.
Is there any chance
you drank alcohol
when you were pregnant
with Georgie?
No!
Well, don't be
so high-and-mighty.
I drank when
I was pregnant with you.
You turned out fine.
These days everybody's like,
"Don't drink, don't smoke."
I swear. Texas is
turning into California.
You realize there's nothing
I can do if you fail.
You're off the team.
I know.
Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus
to help you get
a good grade on that test.
Shouldn't you have asked him
before he took it?
The man rose from the dead--
I think he can fix a test
after the fact.
You know, I hear you
say things like that,
and I wonder if maybe I did have
a few too many whiskey sours
when you were in my belly.
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