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What grade
are you in?
Eighth.
You?
Tenth.
Cool.
Nobody asked, but fourth.
Why do grownups do this?
They love to stick random kids
together
and expect them
to just be friends.
I know. I hate that.
Fresh Prince is right.
Parents just don't understand.
(chuckles)
I love that song.
MISSY: I have a
cassette of it,
but I recorded it off the radio.
You can hear Sheldon
in the background
saying stuff
about Sir Isaac Neutron.
Ugh, my sister's
always talking about him.
I don't know why.
I think he's dead.
You have no idea
how much it sucks
to have a brother
like him.
Believe it or not,
he's in my class.
My parents sent Paige
to a private school.
Cool. We're too
poor for that.
(sighs)
Does Sheldon
make you feel stupid?
Nah, I'm smart in other ways.
Me, too.
Hey, I saw an old TV
in the alley.
Want to go throw rocks at it?
Cool!
Hell yeah!
Let's do it.
We could play traditional chess.
Or if you're interested,
we could play a variant
with a new piece I invented.
That sounds fun.
What's the new piece?
A wizard.
The wizard cannot be taken,
and, at any point,
he can teleport and switch
places with any other piece.
Yes, but there's
an obvious flaw.
What flaw?
Well, any time
anyone is checkmated,
they can simply have the wizard
and their king switch places.
So the game will never end.
I knew that.
You passed my test.
We told Paige
that if she won
the regional spelling bee,
she could get a puppy.
We ended up with two,
'cause she won twice.
(chuckles)
(chuckles):
Fun! That-That's fun.
BARRY:
All right,
that's enough about Paige.
So, George, I know you're
a football coach.
What about you, Mary?
I work part-time at the church.
Oh.
Oh, that's so nice.
I used to work at the
practice with Barry,
but I had to quit
once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.
Mm.
Well, that's understandable.
A unique child
can require a lot of attention.
(Barry chuckles)
Mm. Try all
the attention. Hmm?
(chuckles): Okay. You know
that's not true, Barry.
Well...
(chuckles)
She's...
she's right. It's not.
Although I did spend
Father's Day alone
'cause she took Paige
to a robotics show.
Okay. That's
enough, Barry.
They don't need
to hear all this.
(chuckles)
GEORGE SR.: That's okay.
(stammers) That's why
we're getting together,
you know, talk about
this kind of stuff.
Barry, it sounds like
you might be feeling left out.
Oh.
(chuckles) No.
(laughs)
Sometimes I do.
And it's not just me.
It's Erica, too.
Oh, now he's just
being dramatic.
Erica gets a lot
of attention,
and she's just a joy.
(chuckles)
Dang it, the
screen won't break.
Bet it'll break
if we blow it up.
(whispers):
I love her.
Fine, you're right.
Erica's doing just great.
Nothing to worry about there.
(chuckles)
ERICA:
Oh, come on.
You got any matches?
Be right back.
While she's gone,
you want to make out?
Sure.
You actually believe
in the multiverse theory?
Very much so.
It's the most elegant
interpretation
of quantum mechanics.
So you really think there are
an infinite number of universes?
Stephen Hawking believes it,
so, yes, I do.
Well, if there are
an infinite number of universes,
I think that theory's dumb
in all of them.
(chuckles)
This is fun.
I don't get to have
discussions like this
with kids at my school.
Do you?
No.
Do you ever wish you were
just like everyone else?
Not at all.
(chuckles)
Me neither.
I love being smarter
than everyone. (chuckles)
Me, too.
ADULT SHELDON: I started
to think that Paige and I
might have more in common
than I thought.
Maybe my mother was right.
I really did just need
to get to know her better.
Checkmate!
You lose.
(chuckles)
KIRK: Red alert.
(alarm sounding)
Phasers stand by to fire
on my order.
Guess that makes
me the smartest.
ADULT SHELDON: I don't know
if ten-year-old Spock
ever flipped a chess board,
but ten-year-old Sheldon
sure did.
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