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♪
I got to tell you, I'm a little
worried about my mother.
She keeps betting on
these football games,
next thing you know,
there's an Italian fella
driving off with
her pickup truck.
You think
Sheldon's right?
About what?
The punting
and the math.
I should think so.
He's been doing our taxes
since he's six years old.
We never been audited.
That's true.
He even got us that
nice refund last year.
♪ I got some ocean front
property in Arizona... ♪
How come Mom's
not taking me to school?
'Cause once in a while,
your dad wants to spend
some time with you.
My little Shel-man.
But Mom's car has a backseat.
Statistically,
I'm much safer there.
Hey, I'm glad you brought up
statistically.
You think those numbers you
talked about for Texas A&M
would apply to
my JV squad?
I don't see why not.
Unlike our former principal,
math doesn't discriminate.
You're not thinking about
taking his advice, are you?
-Never you mind.
-But he's wrong.
Everybody knows
you punt on fourth down.
Why does everybody knowing
something make it right?
Because.
That's what makes
this country great.
ADULT SHELDON:
Many years later,
my brother would use
this same argument
in front of a judge.
He was still convicted
for urinating in a phone booth.
(crowd shouting,
cheerleaders chanting)
(whistle blowing)
(crowd cheering)
(whistle blowing)
Oh, damn it.
I'll send in
the punting team.
Hang on. Hang on.
What?
Let's go for it.
Why? We got plenty of time.
I know. Still want to go for it.
We're on the 12-yard line.
Everybody know you punt.
Why does everybody knowing
something make it right?
But we're on
the 12-yard line, Coach.
Okay, Coach says
we're going for it.
Stupid brother.
-What?
-Nothing.
Power left jumbo on two, on two.
Ready, break!
P.A. ANNOUNCER: And your Wolves
are going for it
on fourth down.
What the hell? Punt!
Statistically, they're
better off going for it.
-Says who?
-My little boy.
(shouting and grunting)
-(whistles blowing)
-(crowd groans)
That's why everybody punts.
That was just
plain foolishness.
Your little boy's
a real genius.
Well, actually he is.
(whistle blows)
Come on!
Too many men on
the field, defense.
Replay fourth down.
Ah. Thank you, Jesus.
Now, can I send in
the punt team?
Coach?
♪
ANNOUNCER: And they're
going for it again.
What the hell? Punt!
Remind me to tell you about
the tax refund I got
from the IRS.
Set. Hut!
♪
♪ Hey!
♪
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
♪
-Go!
-Whoo!
♪
Go, go, go! Go!
ANNOUNCER:
He's at the 30, the 20, the 10.
-Touchdown, Wolves!
-(crowd cheering)
(both laughing)
I never had any doubt, Coach.
Never had any doubt.
Oh, booyah! Yes.
♪
(cheering)
♪
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