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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
are gonna take
a little road trip this weekend,
see the shuttle launch.
Looks like I don't
get a vote in this.
Oh, good, you're catching on.
I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
I remember
when I was a teenager,
I had the biggest crush
on John Glenn. (chuckles)
I would've given it up
for him no problem.
-Mom.
-Given what up?
Her allowance.
Just eat.
So how long
are you gonna be gone?
Oh, we'll leave first thing
Saturday morning,
stay the night in a motel,
and see the launch
bright and early on Sunday.
I can't believe
we're going to see
an actual working spacecraft.
Look how happy he is.
Good job.
How come I don't get to go?
'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
Could we shoot guns
at the gun range?
Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
Meemaw took me.
We pinky swore.
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah.
Don't listen to me.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I know you like
to just keep driving,
and get where you're going,
but you can't ignore
-his bathroom schedule.
-I know.
He goes number one
first thing in the morning,
then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
say 4:00, 4:30,
depending on his juice intake,
and then, a quick piddle
before bedtime.
-"Piddle." Got it.
-Now,
number two's a little trickier.
Mary? Relax.
I can take care of my son.
-I know.
-Good.
I'm just saying,
if he's upset
or nervous,
he can get all clogged up.
I won't let that happen.
Thank you.
Okay, let's talk about food.
No need to.
He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
except for chicken,
which is 180.
The different foods can't touch
each other on the plate.
Ketchup and mustard
must come out of a packet.
No bottles.
What about his issues
with spaghetti?
That's a trick question.
He likes spaghetti.
All right, I guess you got this.
♪
(door opens)
♪
-Georgie.
-(knocks on door)
Up and at 'em.
♪
Missy, where's
your brother?
Who cares?
♪
♪
Sheldon, you in there?
GEORGE JR.:
Dad!
Sorry, Georgie.
I can't find Sheldon.
What do you mean,
you can't find him?
I mean I don't know where he is.
Well, he's got to be somewhere.
Maybe he got that time machine
to work.
Where the hell...
George.
MARY:
I think he's ready to go.
(grunts)
MARY:
Wait, Georgie.
-Where's your bag?
-Don't need one.
Got my toothbrush right here.
What about clothes?
A change of underwear?
Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
I'll turn them inside out.
-Shotgun!
-No, no.
Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
I actually prefer
sitting in the back.
It's safer.
Oh, come on, sit up front
with your daddy.
He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
I called shotgun.
George.
We'll flip a coin.
All right?
Georgie, call it.
Heads.
Tails.
-Dang it.
-Sheldon, you won.
You get to ride up front.
Can't we do two out of three?
You won. Get in the car.
What's the point
in calling shotgun?
You're a good dad.
If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
Have fun.
Bye! Drive safe!
(engine starts)
Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
this was a good idea.
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