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Vote Sheldon
for class president.
Vote Sheldon
for class president.
Vote Sheldon for
class president.
Don't worry--
it's a number two.
You can use it on
standardized tests.
Okay.
And, of course, homework.
I love homework.
Well, it's so nice
to finally meet you.
I'm Nell Cavanaugh.
My opponent.
I would shake your hand, but
my mom is washing my mittens.
Okay.
(chuckles)
She was really nice.
She even said, "May
the best student win."
That's sweet.
This was a great idea.
Children like cupcakes,
and, by giving them cupcakes,
they'll transfer
that affinity to me.
That's another way
of looking at it.
By that reasoning, a rich person
could simply buy people's votes.
It's been known to happen.
Until my ship comes in,
I guess it's cupcakes.
Georgie, check it out.
Oh, man, I hate
that he's doing this.
What? It's cute.
It's embarrassing.
I would think
you'd be proud of him.
That's 'cause you're
a better person than me.
Maybe you ought to ask God
to take away your anger
and replace it with love.
Can I ask him to take away
my brother instead?
Georgie.
Not kill him--
just strand him
on an island somewhere.
A nice island,
with coconuts and stuff.
(indistinct chatter)
(chuckling)
Nell Cavanaugh,
it appears
we're taking the mittens off.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Oh, this goes
well beyond unfortunate.
It's flat-out unfair.
Did you not say that
you love homework?
Of course I said it.
I say it all the time.
But she took it out of context
and is using it against me.
Well, that is what
happens in politics.
People stretch the truth.
Well, those people
are dirty dogs.
They certainly are.
Now, let me ask you something.
How bad do you want
to win this election?
Bad enough to let
105 kids shake my mitten.
Okay, then you need
to toughen up.
Politics is not
for the weak-kneed.
Are you suggesting
that I fight fire with fire?
I am.
So going to my room and crying
in my pillow is not an option?
It is not.
Then I have some thinking to do.
MISSY:
Oh, yeah.
You're screwed.
Which is why I
need your help.
Why me?
You're ruthless.
I've seen you cheat
at Candy Land.
Thanks. Go on.
Well, I'd like to retaliate,
but I don't know
anything about her.
Make something up.
Ooh, tell people
she has head lice.
I won't resort to lying.
There's a Denise Cavanaugh
in my class.
Could be her little sister.
So?
I'll see if I can dig up
something about Nell
you can use against her.
Thank you.
Georgie, I hate
to have to ask this,
but are you going
to vote for me?
No. Go away.
Are you sure?
If I win, I can make
you a hall monitor.
Imagine the respect
you'll get then.
Get lost.
GEORGE JR.:
Lord, please take away my anger
toward my stupid brother.
My life is hard enough.
Don't let him be president.
And while we're talking,
Veronica-- help me out.
Encourage her to do something
with me she'll regret.
Amen.
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