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How come we don't get
to go to the funeral?
Why would you want
to go to a funeral?
I've never been to one.
When you get to be my age,
you get to go to plenty.
That's, like,
a hundred years from now.
You make it hard to love you.
Do you really see a dead body?
Sometimes.
How close do
you get to it?
Real close, if you want.
And the clothes they're wearing,
is that the clothes
they become a ghost in?
Depends. In the movie Ghost,
Patrick Swayze has on
the outfit that he dies in.
Casper runs around butt naked.
Maybe he died naked.
That's fun to think about.
And y'all wonder why
you're not at the funeral.
Good morning, Peg.
Well, it will be once this cup
of Sanka works its magic.
Is Pastor available?
Oh, he's on the phone
with his wife.
Oh, should I come back?
Nah.
He usually gets his groveling
done pretty quick.
So... that little Hanson girl,
that was horrible, huh?
Yeah.
Reminds you that...
life is precious.
(coughing loudly)
You're up, slugger.
(coughing continues)
JEFF: Come in.
(whoops)
I have the clothing drive flyers
if you'd like to take a look.
Thank you.
You all right, Mare?
(sighs)
No, not really.
Um... I can't stop thinking
about that little girl.
I understand.
That's why it's important
in these times
to take comfort in our faith.
What if that's
not doing the trick?
Events like this can
certainly create doubt.
It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.
What do you do?
I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.
Mary, we each have
a relationship with God,
and relationships
take work.
Get out there.
Help the needy,
start a Bible study,
hug a stranger and tell 'em
the Lord loves 'em. (chuckles)
But not a child;
that backfires on you, big-time.
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
You are most welcome.
Oh, and tell Sheldon
I spoke to
my seminary professor,
and the official ruling is:
God would appear to the octopus
aliens in octopus alien form
and save their
eight-legged souls.
Praise Jesus!
(chuckles)
(Peg coughing)
(door closes)
I should put that in a sermon.
Hold on, hold on.
Thank you, God,
for this food we are about to
receive and for the nourishment
of our bodies, and bless the
hands that prepared it. Amen.
We're doing this
at breakfast now?
Yes, I think it's a nice idea.
She's eating Count Chocula.
Doesn't he play
for the other side?
I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.
Mom, have you received any
distressing phone calls today?
No. Why?
Just wondering if
it's an appropriate time
to ask if you could take me
to Radio Shack.
Sorry, sweetheart,
I can't today.
I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson family.
Then I have my new prayer group.
And after that,
I'm gonna get started
on a faith garden
in the backyard.
A faith garden?
What the hell is that?
Language.
It's an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.
Don't you already
speak to him indoorsy?
Yes, but in the backyard,
I can enjoy the beautiful world
he gave us.
You can also smell the
Sparks' chicken coop.
Well, I think it sounds nice.
Thank you. I'm gonna
need your truck
to get all the dirt and
flowers and tools that I need.
Sure.
Oh, oh, almost forgot.
Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough
to paint a Psalm on?
I can do that.
Wish me luck!
Luck!
Mm-hmm! (chuckles)
Is Mom okay?
How the heck should I know?
She left. You can say "hell."
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