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Excuse me, Ms. Hutchins?
Hey, Sheldon.
Can you recommend any books
on overcoming phobias?
That's in the self-help section.
Follow me, I have read them all.
Any phobia
in particular?
Dogs.
Ah, cynophobia.
That's a good one.
Did you know there's
over 50 million dogs
just in the United States alone?
That's 50 million
too many.
Here. I read this one to help
with my haphephobia.
Ah, fear of being touched.
I have that, too. Was it useful?
Well, when someone's
interested in touching me,
we'll find out.
(sighs)
ADULT SHELDON: The basic premise
of the book was that phobias
were overcome by taking
incremental steps
toward confronting
the phobia in question.
In my case, that started
with watching a TV show
that was adored by children
around the world,
but for me,
was the stuff of nightmares.
Scooby-Doo!
The next step
was to go face-to-face
with real dogs.
Albeit through
a plate-glass window.
Okay, that's enough.
ADULT SHELDON:
And finally,
a close encounter
of the third kind,
physical contact with a member
of the canine species.
Hello, I'd like to speak
with the veterinarian.
Hello, I'd like to speak
with the veterinarian.
Well, I was hoping
you might have one or two dogs
under anesthesia that
I might come by and pet.
Sure, I'll hold.
Who are you talking to?
The Medford Veterinary Clinic.
Why?
I'm trying to overcome
my fear of dogs
before it affects
our family any further.
Oh, honey, you don't have to
worry about how it affects us.
Meemaw got punched
in the face because of me.
No, that wasn't because of you,
and for the record,
your meemaw gets punched
in the face all the time.
Well, I still think
I need to take
some sort of positive action.
WOMAN (on phone): Hello?
Yes, hello?
Oh, that's too bad.
How about a small fluffy one
that's recently died of old age?
Enough.
Sorry.
(sighs)
Now, it says here
in Mark 12:31
that you should
"Love your neighbor as yourself."
Anybody like to take a guess
what that means? Missy?
It means to be nice to
the people who live next door.
That's right.
But everybody else
can go to hell.
Okay, Missy, we don't use
that kind of language here.
And if you think about it,
in this world,
with all the ways we can travel,
everybody's your neighbor.
Yes, Sheldon.
How do we love
our neighbors
when our moms hate each other?
Who does your mom hate?
Your mom.
Hey, my mom hates your mom.
Small world.
Okay, let's hang on a second.
My mom also hates
their grandma.
'Cause she lost a fight to her.
Nuh-uh, she won. She said so.
All right, stop. Let's stop.
Now this might be hard
to understand,
but living a loving,
Christian life
isn't always
the easiest thing to do.
Yes, Billy.
My mom's not crazy
about you either.
Just love your neighbor, 'kay?
(sniffs)
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