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Come on in.
Mom and Dad need a break.
We don't know how long.
What's he got in there?
Everything.
SPORTSCASTER:
First and ten in the closing
minutes of the fourth quarter...
I ain't never
getting married.
-Yeah.t so?
Yeah.
-Women are nothing but trouble.
-(phone ringing)
I'll get it!
Hello, Georgie speaking.
Did you run to the phone?
Do you feel stupid?
Who was it?
Nobody.
This little tiff
between your mom and me
will blow over.
Don't make a big deal of it.
I'm not. I'm just saying
I'm better suited
to the single life.
And how do you picture that?
Okay, well, you know the buffet
at Golden Corral,
where there's all kinds
of choices
and you can have
as much as you want?
Yeah.
It'll be like that,
only with hot girls.
Georgie, I'll bet you
a thousand dollars
you're married
before you're 25.
You got a bet.
I feel like
I'm stealing your money.
ADULT SHELDON: Georgie married
his first wife at 19.
He never paid my father.
Well, I got to tell you
how happy I am
that y'all are spending
the night with me.
Your house smells
like cigarettes.
So happy.
Sheldon, we've
talked about this.
You don't need to announce
to people how things smell.
Hmm.
All right, you two, settle in.
Are you and Dad
gonna get a divorce?
Of course not.
Are you sure?
Packing up your kids
in the middle of the night
and moving in with your mom
has all the earmarks
of a divorce.
We're not getting a divorce.
Okay, go to sleep.
Sweet dreams.
I can't believe Mom and Dad
had a fight over beer.
I don't think
the fight was about beer.
I think there was
more subtext.
You're probably right.
Then again,
I don't know what subtext is.
I don't want to get
in your business,
but since you're
getting in my bed,
-I'm getting in your business.
-Go ahead.
When you leaving?
Very funny.
That wasn't a joke.
I love you,
and I love the kids,
but I love you better
living across the street.
Sorry the end of my marriage
is inconveniencing you.
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
It's a little spat.
No, this was
a long time coming.
This goes to the very core
of our relationship.
I see we're sticking
with dramatic.
The minute he found out
I had money set aside,
he felt threatened.
And you know why?
'Cause it meant that I can
live independent of him.
Sleeping in your
mommy's bed?
You know what I mean.
You gonna buy Sheldon
that computer?
Well, now I have to.
Got it.
You do know I still have
an active love life.
Just go to sleep.
On this very bed.
Oh, Mom.
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