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hi Mom what did you do good news I found
out what part was making that noise you
had to put this back together now we're
going to the bad news what made you
think you could fix this I'm smart and I
had a book
do you still think you're smart
yes hello Pete my name is Sheldon Cooper
and I would like to know what changed in
your white sandwich loaf to make it
taste different Sheldon hang up the
phone it's dinner time be right there
Mom I'm doing battle with corporate
America I'm sorry Pete you were saying
any chance your bread was past the
expiration date no
brand new but I did a taste comparison
after it was bought out by the domestic
Food Corporation and they are definitely
I can assure you
the recent acquisition by the domestic
Food Corporation has not affected the
quality of our products in any way every
single bread they
face made with love from our Hearth to
your home then why does it taste
different Pete why well because now we
make everything really cheap and fast
bye
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you'll be amazed to know that the Nobel
Prize while being the most prestigious
award in science is not generally
celebrated in this country new parades
no fireworks which is why I thought
having a breakfast celebration was not
only appropriate but long overdue
you may have noticed that I went with
Cheerios and believe me it was a
decision that I came to after careful
consideration
there were Birds on the Fruit Loops
Cocoa Puffs and cornflakes so they were
out
and leprechauns and elves are magical
creatures that would be a slap in the
face to the scientific community
anyway the festivities begin at 4 30 a.m
you're most welcome to come as are you
unhappy Bag Boy
all right 34 A and B this is us all
right you want the island of the wind
which one is a sign to me it doesn't
matter just pick one if I sit by the
window I can watch the takeoff and
Landing but if I sit on the aisle I'm
closer to the bathroom here we go
although fine by the window you'll have
to get up when I use the bathroom
but if I'm not I'll have to get up when
you use the bathroom pick one it's a
tricky decision my bladder is smaller
than yours everything okay here
we're good
hello I'm Sheldon Cooper and this is why
Sheldon Cooper should go to college
I realize attending college in another
state or country is unrealistic at this
time which is why I'm proposing that I
live at home but enroll full time to
continue my studies with Dr Sturgis at
East Texas Tech
I firmly believe that I'm ready for this
next step in my academic life but don't
just take it from me
he's ready in the fall now just let him
go
please
I don't think I have anything left to
teach Sheldon I'm pretty sure he's
already smarter than me it's true
Sheldon Cooper ready for college ready
to change the world okay
if that doesn't convince her I don't
know what her problem is
I'm afraid we have a bigger problem
what are you talking about
I'm a scientist and I have to follow the
data wherever it leads whether I like it
or not
get to the point
it seems I have a crush on you
what I'm as surprised to see you are but
I have all the symptoms according to
both Dr Sturgis and the editors of sassy
magazine
Sheldon
I'm really glad that you told me this
because
truth is I feel the same way about you
you do
and I've been trying to hide it but now
I don't have to anymore
such a relief
oh dear this is new information I've
been operating under the assumption that
my crush was unrequited
oh it's required Sheldon
it's very requited hmm
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what are you doing
we have a crush on each other so
now we have to kiss we do
hello
I'm not very comfortable speaking in
front of crowds
but there's a technique to reduce stage
fright by focusing on one person in the
audience and delivering your speech just
to them
that's what I'll be doing today
if it weren't for this person I wouldn't
be here right now
they've taught me a lot
and it's by their example that I Found
the courage to move forward into this
new and exciting chapter of my life
Missy
this is for you
change can be scary
but I know we're going to be fine
because like you said
it's okay to be scared
we just have to do it anyway
so if any of my fellow graduates are
nervous about the future
know that you're not alone
I suggest you all try to be as Brave as
my twin sister that's my plan
Missy
I wish I could give you advice about
middle school but I was so smart I
skipped it
if you make it to high school we'll talk
thank you
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