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Safety pins, safety scissors,
no safety goggles.
Did you happen to see
a pair of safety goggles?
Sheldon, we're in
the middle of a test.
Sorry.
I can't give
you the answer,
but what you have
is not even close.
Out!
(sobbing)
These things happen.
(sobbing)
My mother had me
when she was young.
Sorry to interrupt. I can't
find my safety goggles.
Well, they're not here.
I have to find them.
Nothing's more important
than protection!
(sobbing loudly)
Dad, you need to take me home.
Why? What's the matter?
I don't have my safety goggles.
Let's go.
Sheldon, I'm busy.
You're just watching TV.
I'm reviewing game tape.
So you know how it ends.
I'll meet you at the car.
Sheldon, I'm not
driving you home.
I got practice
in 20 minutes.
Then call Mom and tell her
to bring them to me.
She's working, too.
But I need my goggles!
Then use the ones in class.
And I don't want to hear
about eyebrow lice.
The ones in class
are too big for me.
What if they fall off and
something happens to my eyes?
If I go blind,
I'll need a Seeing Eye dog,
and I'm scared of dogs.
Hey!
Is this how you plan on acting
when you get to college?
No.
Good, 'cause you're gonna need
to handle stuff like this
on your own.
I can handle it.
I hope so.
ADULT SHELDON:
I ended up using
the class goggles that day
and did not get eyebrow lice.
But eight months later,
I did contract a mild case
of pink eye.
Were the two events related?
This scientist says yes.
Do you think
I can make it from one end
of the college campus
to the other
in under ten minutes,
including a bathroom break?
I don't know. How important
is the bathroom break?
Very. The class schedules
are designed
for fully-grown bladders,
and mine is child-sized.
Then don't put your classes
so close together.
Well, it's either this or I move
my labs to Tuesday afternoons.
Is that bad?
Yes. That's when
Professor Proton is on.
Well, we'll tape it,
and you can watch it later.
But what if I have a lot
of homework and can't get to it
until the next day
and one of the kids
in my class
spoils the episode for me?
Sheldon, has anyone ever spoiled
Professor Proton for you?
No.
Has anyone even talked to you
about Professor Proton?
Do you count?
No.
Then no.
Thanks again for
giving me another shot.
Oh, my pleasure.
And I got
something else for you.
(drawer opens)
(drawer closes)
Wow. Thank you, but why?
Well, I'm trying to get better
at forgiving people.
Well, I'm glad
to hear you say that,
'cause I'm the one
who egged your store last night.
That was you?
Well, me and Meemaw.
Oh.
It's okay.
I forgive you.
Cool.
Thanks again for the money.
Mm, forgiving people sucks.
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